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Chapter 2 - Harry is a No No Ron is a Nah Nah
"Oh Harry that's Wonderful!"
"I know!"
"So the spell is 'you stupid bunch of scrab metal! WORK' and then your mobile phone works!" (Because don't you wish it was that simple?)
"Yeah! I just got angry at mine for not working and pointed my wand and yelled at it and, I am now a spell creator!"
Harry and Hermione were walking to Divination for last period together. Ron was at the Quittich pitch showing off his captain's badge. He did that any chance he got.
Class was as usual, Trelauny proclaimed Harry would die twice and then they had to look into glass balls. Harry predicted that Hermione had a best friend who would become great and Hermione predicted that one of her friends would have an ego bigger than a Quittich pitch. Neither were wrong. When Ron arrived he predicted that Hermione would have the best boyfriend ever. That was dead wrong. He continued to snog her for a while and left Harry feeling very awkward (Don't you hate that!). When they stopped Harry said he was feeling a bit peaky.
"Shut up! Sit down! Me kissing my Girlfiend shouldn't make you feel sick! You should feel honoured!"
"That's not what I meant" whispered Harry quietly.
Harry missed dinner.
Hermione was worried. Not as worried as she would be if it was Ron - not because she cared more just that if he missed a meal it would be a sign of the apocalypse; but still worried. When Neville came down she asked if Harry was ok.
"Oh, no. He's not good. He's in the infermitory with a fever and delusions and he won't let go of that phone you gave him last summer."
"Oh, I should go and see him later" Said Hermione worriedly
"Nah! Let the tosser lie! He doesn't appreciate our friendship" Said Ron with his mouth full.
"And leaving him sick and alone is the way make him"
Ron acted like he hadn't heard. "Besides! I had an idea of what we could do tonight that doesn't involve Harry at all!"
Hermione was unsure but then a memory of that afternoon came to her mind.
Flash back
Hermione was just in the common room reading about a type of animal that fights with its chest when Lavender Brown and Parvati Patill walked in and sat next to her.
"hey Granger, your a Quittich girlfriend now and as so you need to learn a few things" Said Lavender
"Yeah, you need to learn" added Pavati
"Ok..." Said Hermione
"You aren't appreciating Ron enough. He is like a God who chose to go out with a mortal."
Started Lavender in her best wise voice that just sounded like cheerleader in an American movie cross a care bear cross an otter (not that I have anything against otters)
"Yeah Start appreciating!" Added Pavati
"Believe me when I say that there is no one else and if you blow it with Ron than you will have no other boys ever." Said Lavender
"You won't ever have another boyfriend" Added Pavati
"So stop hanging out with Harry so much and start spending time with your only ever boyfriend."
"Harry is a No No Ron is a Nah Nah" (I think only Australians will get that)
"Yes Ok Bye Now" Said Lavander
"Bye" Said Pavati
"Ok Ron, your right" Said Hermione
Neville just shook his head.