If RA became more popular than Harry Potter I would be a true fan. I would say that I had found it before almost everyone else and I would constantly say that :) I would be a person constantly talking about it :)

Some questions on the last chapter...

My mind is a dark place...

Horace was beheaded. It happened at a different time to all of the knights because they were just knights. He was a prince soon to be king. :)

George was already dead when it occurred. He died of a disease or another. I know I didn't mention him in the letter but I was hoping that no one would notice him missing :)

The one before this is in the Skulduggery Pleasant section. It is in 107 Moments of fun :)

This however is my Version of Halt switches to decaf :) Hopefully it isn't the same as everyone else's...

Title = Coffee

Word Count = 896

Summery = Halt switches to decaf coffee

"Halt!" A voice called to him from where he was in the darkness. Halt made no more to go towards it, instead preferring to stay where and how he was.

"Halt! Wake up!" the voice yelled again and he swiped his hand out, hoping to stop the idiot. There was some snickering before something wet was placed on his hand.

The person left and Halt went back into his deep sleep.

"Where's Halt?" asked Crowley. Will looked up at him with large innocent eyes.

"I don't know," he replied right before Gilan started laughing hysterically. Crowley rolled his eyes before kicking the snickering Ranger who was acting like an idiot.

"He's sleeping," Gilan gasped out from on the floor. The kick had hurt.

"And..." prompted Crowley. He was the commander, it shouldn't be this hard to get information out of his subordinates. But it was, and that was that.

"Will put mud in his hand after Halt tried to his him for saying his name," Gil said as he started to get up off the floor.

"That's not the version that I remember!" Will said before kicking Gil.

"What was that for?" the sore man asked and again tried to get up from the floor. This time he made it and he dusted off the pretend dust from his uniform and straightened it with a nod.

"Fun," Will replied before starting to tell his side of this story. "I was trying to wake Halt up-"

"Wake Halt up! Why?"

"Because he was asleep. Why else would I be trying to wake him up? Anyway, then Gil decided to pay Halt back for every chore he had to do during his apprenticeship, including every time he fell in the mud or had to crawl through it."

"That was a lot," Crowley muttered.

"I know!" Gil agreed. Will glared at them to be silent before he continued.

"And so my idiotic friend Gil here, decided to put mud in Halt's hand. He was gong to tickle Halt's face with a feather but luckily I managed to convince him otherwise."

Gil started nodding at this story before he realised that his reaction was meant to be the opposite. "No! That's not how it was!" he yelled and leapt forwards and tackled an unsuspecting Will in a mock punch up.

"Who did that?" yelled a voice behind them. Will, who was winning the punch up, quickly got up and walked over to the side. Halt's eyes had turned red and evil looking and stuff like that. Or at least it was to Will and Gil. The rest of his face was hidden except for a few pieces of his beard. The mud everywhere (including that which had dripped onto the carpet) had made sure of that.

The two men had stopped fighting and were now interested in every smudge on their shoe. Then it clicked in both of their minds at the same time that they needed to be the first person to tell their story otherwise it could be very bad for them. The started to get their story out first but unfortunately for Will, Gil won.

"Will did it all!" Gil said. "I had nothing to do with it!"

"Nothing?" Halt asked slowly, frowning.

"Nothing!" Gil affirmed, thankful that Halt was going to believe him.

"Will?" Halt asked.

"I tried to convince him not to!" Will responded.

Halt was torn. He couldn't tell who was the culprit and it could have been either of them. Although there was a slightly possibility that it was Crowley, he would have put frogs instead of mud. But the commander might have used mud to make it seem as though it was the other two. But then why hadn't they said it was him? But in all honesty, Crowley wasn't that smart. Or was he?

Nope. He wasn't.

"If it helps any, Will's excuse is more plausible," Crowley said after Halt was there for a few minutes not moving.

"Decaf is bad," Halt muttered and left muttering other things to himself.

There you go. A slightly longer one for you all :)

I wrote that ages ago. Honestly. Ages ago!

Question is... What do you think of your countries weather? Is it too hot/cold/windy/rainy/thunderstormy

Yep. My brain has stopped working :

Alyss Mainwaring