Epilogue
"What do you mean 'she gave you her hair'?" River asked him angrily.
"No, it's not what you think! I ate it." The Doctor tried to explain as River approached him and grabbed his scarf, reeling him in.
"What!?"
"It was made of bubblegum! And the vampire kissing me wasn't my idea, just so you know. I told you because, well, you know…"
"I'm listening," River prompted.
"You are my match, River Song. You were my wife before I even met you! Well, I was married before, though. Briefly to Marilyn Monroe, though that wasn't a real chapel…"
"Oh, shut up, sweetie," she laughed and pulled him in for a kiss.
"Oh, I forgot something!" The Doctor took out the box that Simon gave him. Inside was a photograph of Simon, Finn, Jake, Marceline and Princess Bubblegum, all smiling with a wave at him. He beamed as he saw the accessory they had gifted him.
"What are you wearing?" River asked.
"I wear a hat with ears now, hats with ears are cool!"
The End…?