Act 1: Hy's House
Chapter 1: A Very Boring Day
7:00 AM, Eastern Standard Time
May 8, 2013
Southeastern United States
Weather: Clear
"Zzzz... Hmm?" I groaned.
"Okay, Max, time to get up." I drowsily muttered to bright green-eyed, gray and white cat sitting atop my chest as I pushed him off. I placed my Reshiram (white feathered Pokemon with light blue eyes) plush aside. I slid my rectangular, blue metal-framed glasses onto my face as I sauntered out of my bed. My bedsheets had green and beige stripes with brown spots across them in a vertical pattern, as did my pillowcase. The bed also had a dark blue blanket and a pink and blue, spotted blanket atop it. The walls of my room were adorned with Pokemon and Kirby art: three paper dolls which I made in the shape of Pikachu, Oshawott, and Deino stuck on a wall panel with the help of tape, a Keldeo poster I got from an event on the panel to the left of the other, along with a Kirby and a Meta Knight picture (both of which I drew) below the poster, a huge Meta Knight poster on the right wall (which I also drew), a picture of the character N from Pokemon on the left wall to the direct left of my closet door, and finally, a picture of an unmasked Meta Knight on the back of my bedroom door. A green bin with a lid sat next to my bed with part of my collection of stones and other miscellaneous atop it, as did my wooden dressser and my purple cabinet (which is where I keep my books). A shelf in the upper right corner of my room housed my (rather large) collection of Pokemon cards, the Hydreigon model I made several months ago, and other various items. A round, blue chair sat between my closet and bedroom door, but it was full of electronics and other objects, so I never sat in it. A blue storage trunk was at the foot of my bed, also full of Pokemon-related items and other objects, as was a clear bin next to my dresser. Two large, red bins were to the left of the storage trunk, full of various objects.
"What a boring day ahead of me..." I muttered as I got out of bed. I then did my daily routine: Go to the bathroom, eat my breakfast, brush my teeth, get dressed, do some of my schoolwork, go with my mother to take my younger brother Otto to school, get home, get back to work, eat lunch, meet Otto at the bus stop with my mother, get back to work if neccessary, play on my game when finished, eat dinner, play more after dinner and go to bed a while later.
What an exciting day I had.
5:30 PM, Eastern Standard Time
May 9, 2013
Hy's House
Weather: Clear
There was a meeting going on inside my 3DS. Little did I know my favorite characters could leave their games, movies, or books.
Actual setting: Super Mario Bros, first level (underground)
"So, what's your name and your game?" a gigantic, tattered-looking man with enormous hands and feet, spiky brown hair, dark brown eyes, red half-buttoned overalls with a red plaid shirt underneath them, and no shoes asked Meta Knight.
"You already know me, Ralph, and we are friendly with each other, but there are many here who don't know me. My name is Sir Meta Knight, I am eight inches (twenty centimeters) tall, I weigh about two pounds, as most others of my species do. I am a Puffball who hails from Dream Land on planet Pop Star (don't laugh-I'm looking at you, Koopas), I come from the Kirby series (more specifically, I came from Kirby Super Star Ultra, which I believe is in the 3DS as I speak, and I am a master swordsman. Any questions?" Meta Knight responded.
"Can you take your mask off?" a yellow, turtle-like creature (called a Koopa) asked Meta Knight.
"No!" Meta Knight responded hastily.
Suddenly, the Koopa sprang up from the opposite side of the table where Meta Knight was sitting, pinned Meta Knight down, and tore his mask right off his face, revealing a round, dark blue face with silver-white eyes, pink cheek blushes, and a tiny mouth, which was presently frowning. Meta Knight's eyes began to glow gray as he was about to start bawling.
"I-I'm not cute! Don't look at me! Give me my mask back!" Meta Knight yelled as he dashed out of the room, wailing in disdain. The Koopa who stole his mask threw it at him. This caused Meta Knight to scowl at the Koopa, gritting his teeth as his eyes glowed red. Meta Knight then put his mask back on his tear-streaked face as he sprinted out if the room, in an irascible mood.
As Meta Knight left, the room filled with laughter from all directions. This was silenced almost in an instant, however.
"You there! Koopa who stole Meta Knight's mask! You have been permanently banned from the Club under charges of theft, physical assault, and disrespect to others! Get out NOW!" Ralph yelled at the responsible Koopa as he shoved it out of the room.
After Ralph got the naughty Koopa out of the room, Meta Knight came back in, only to find that the Club's meeting had just come to an end. However, Ralph sluggishly sauntered out of the room to console Meta Knight.
"As a new member of the Club, there is a pledge I want you to repeat," Ralph whispered to Meta Knight. After Ralph told Meta Knight the pledge, Meta Knight repeated it.
"I'm imperfect, and that's good. I'll never be perfect, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be... Than me..." Meta Knight repeated as his eyes glowed gray then blue, indicating a depressed yet honored mood. Ralph patted Meta Knight on the back of his head/body as they left for the subway train to their homes.
Meta Knight was heavily tormented on the subway train. Many Goombas (brown mushroom-like creatures) and Koopas called him names, such as "Shrimpy", "Tiny", "Itsy Bitsy Knightsy", "Cutie Patootie Mety", and perhaps the name that disturbed Meta Knight the most, "Blueberry".
The pet name "Blueberry" disturbed Meta Knight so much that he unsheathed his golden sword, Galaxia, and slashed the face of the Goomba that called him such. This action silenced the Goomba, but it did not stop others from giving Meta Knight pet names.
"Hey Tiny Shrimpadoodle Blueberry! Where did Wreck-It Ralph find you, eh? Oh, I know where!... THE BUTTER KNIFE SECTION! Ha ha ha ha!" a rude Koopa teased Meta Knight. Shortly after heating the insult, Meta Knight held Galaxia up to the Koopa's throat.
"If you die outside your own game, you don't regenerate! Keep that in mind, leave me alone, and you will not be killed on this train!" Meta Knight responded in an irascible, growly tone as his eyes glowed red. The Koopa gulped and backed off, and the rest of the train remained silent as the train came to a stop at Entertainment Central Station.