Okay so looking over my reviews I've seem to have made a few readers upset (I'm assuming Moo(ext.) is not good). Please understand Maryland is NOT as dramatic as Pennsylvania makes her out to be. All the states are not going to have the same opinion as each other. I'm trying to get across fifty different personalities here. Pennsylvania is a simple girl who is like "that's so awesome" over simple things, while Maryland is bit of an aristocrat and thinks big.

I'm trying to portray relationships threw personalities. So let's say Pennsylvania and Maryland both saw some street performers and Pennsylvania was all like "Wow that's so cool!" and Maryland is all like "Eh, it's okay, but I've seen better" so then Pennsylvania is all thinking "Pfft, what a drama queen". (I'm sorry If this is broken down weirdly)

Another thing about all the states being based on their stereotypes, they are. BUT, the thing is I can't stand a half-assed personality. So I do tons of research for my OCs certain parts will be based off moments in their history and for the places I have been (I've been lucky enough to travel around quite a bit) if I find some parts of the stereotype to be complete bullshit, I'm going to call it out and base it on how the people really are. This chapter (New Jersey) is a good example of that (B.T.W. she has a lot of Italian influence, SOUTHERN Italian influence. She's more of a Romano than a (northern) Italy, although she has her moments)

So please for future reference please wait until the states own chapter to officially judge them personality wise. (Also my Grandparents live in Maryland too, it's a beautiful state I love it there! ^.^)

XXXXX Time for me to shut-up XXXXX

Dairy entry by Isabel Jones, The state of New Jersey

6/10/13

Dear Diary,

I HATE Snooki… and the rest of the Jersey shore cast. As if my reputation wasn't trashed enough this fucking NEW YORKER comes along and next thing I know I'm one of the most hated states in the fucking union. Whatever bitches are jealous, because they all love me and they know it.

Yes, I do think an occasional spray tan (although I prefer a real tan) can make someone look better. NO, I do NOT think having practically ORANGE fucking skin is a good look. Yes, I do like a good party. NO, I don't go to the fucking club every single god-damn-fucking night! Don't believe me? Come see for yourself!

I mean SERIOUSLY one fucking show and I'm some sort of orange skank. I do not think so!

Well besides all that usual b.s. I have to put up with on a daily basis, today was especially bad. THAT STUPID FUCKING DEMON GOT INTO MY BEAUTIFUL GARDEN, AGAIN! Yup, the New Jersey devil struck again and this time it's not only terrorizing my citizens but eating my precious garden. It's going to take FOREVER to replant everything.

I swear when I finally get my hands on that thing the first thing I'll do is make it into a lovely fertilizer. After that I can laugh in all the faces of everyone who says it wasn't real, cough cough New York and America. Although thinking that last stamen over most people don't believe. Plus I'm more than sure that more than half the amount of people who said they believe didn't really mean it. In fact I'm pretty sure the only ones who really believe me are the ones that can see it for themselves, so that's me, Rhode Island, Massy, and Louisiana (actually I don't think Louisiana can see it anymore, since he gave up the whole voodoo master thing). I think Washington and Oregon believe too, but you can never really know with those guys.

But good news for tomorrow! One of the perks of being a state and not a country is less work, and less work means more free time. More free time means I get to spend more time doing things I like to do and be with people I like to be with.

So in other words Massy is coming down to my place to help clean up the garden and while we work we get to have a rash bash on New York dork. That's why I love Mass so much, she can't stand the stupid empire state any more than I can. Like me, she's really misjudged too. Massy can be hard girl to put up with and even harder to get to know, never mind understand, however under all the pride she's a bit insecure and a really lovable person. She's my best friend with major trust issues (seriously though sometimes I worry if she needs counseling).

I think I might call Pen too, but I don't know because she's just going to be all like "You shouldn't say things like that about New York, he's your brother N.J." so I don't know. Don't get me wrong I love my sister to death and I know I tend to get on her nerves. But hey, what are sisters for? Besides what doesn't get on Penny's nerves these days.

Pen is right in a lot of ways though I know I don't really HATE New York he is my brother, Mass doesn't hate him either (at least I think). He just seems to make it his favorite fucking hobby to piss people off. But if I get into his many ways of pissing people off I'll be writing all night, so I guess I'll just leave it at that.

-Isabel Jones,

The State of New Jersey