Done To Death

A selection of one shots; each an Ian/Mickey cliché

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Mickey Calls It What It Is

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Mickey hasn't been out of Juvie long and Ian is still stuck between two things Mickey has told him – just a warm mouth to me and missed ya.

And while Mickey hadn't exactly kept his cock in his pants during his stint inside; he had still come back to Ian. He hadn't let anyone have him but Ian. And it should have made Ian feel better, but the argument they had had still rung in his ears when he closed his eyes – Mickey may have come back to him but it isn't like Mickey gives a shit about him.

They are alone in the Kash and Grab, carefully avoiding each other's eyes because that tends to always lead to the same thing and Linda has been getting quite tetchy about that lately.

But when Ian looks up he can see Mickey's mouth is swollen and glistening, and Ian has to bite back his grin as he remembers those lips sucking him off before they opened up the store. And as Mickey runs a thumb over said lip, Ian has to shuffle in his seat in an attempt to get comfortable.

He really should have shuffled less conspicuously, because now Mickey has caught his eye and Ian forgets simple things such as breathing in favour of pulling Mickey over the counter towards him and stuffing Mickey's hands down his pants.

And just as he is about to put this idea into action the bell rings above the door and he has to settle for the smirk Mickey offers him instead.

They are both oblivious to who has walked in, when a voice says, "Hey Milkovich," and Mickey can't turn around quick enough.

"What the fuck you doin' here?" He asks the stranger, and Ian can't believe it but Mickey is actually moving away from the guy; thumb playing at his lip as it does when he's nervous.

"Remembered you said you worked here," The guy turns and looks at Ian: "The fuck you looking at?"

And Ian wants to answer 'the snake tattoo crawling up your neck and biting into your eyebrow', but to be honest he has really had enough of Mickey's shit and isn't about to give the guy the satisfaction of a response. He turns to Mickey instead.

"Jesus Mick – can't you do your business elsewhere? Linda's already after my ass."

But Mickey doesn't say anything, he is still trying to stare the guy down, and Ian thinks this may be the strangest drug deal he has ever seen. The stranger ignores him.

"You got some place to go Milkovich? Be good to catch up now we're both out the slammer."

The look on his face indicates to Ian that maybe this isn't about drugs, and he is about to throw the guy out when suddenly Mickey decides to speak up after all.

"How about you fuck off O'Connell?"

"You really wanna have this conversation here?" The guy called O'Connell sneers, nodding his head in the direction of Ian.

"There's nothing he don't know." Mickey is standing his ground now, and the look on his face suggests O'Connell really should be backing the fuck away. But he isn't.

"You mean he knows all the shit you got up to in Juvie?"

Mickey doesn't miss a heartbeat – "Like fucking your ass?"

Ian tries to supress a grin at the look on the guy's face but fails. O'Connell goes to hit him but Mickey steps in.

"You really don't wanna do that."

"You're not telling me that fag is who you're fucking?" He glares at Ian with obvious distaste then turns back to Mickey, "He's got you whipped man."

"See, while that's none of your fucking business, I don't cheat on my fucking boyfriend and will kill you if you attempt to lay a finger on him again."

And just to make sure he has got the point across, he punches the guy in the gut, knocks him to the floor with a foot at the back of O'Connells knees, before throwing his ass out the door. He kicks him in the balls for good measure.

When Mickey comes back into the store he doesn't even glance at Ian, instead taking a soda from the fridge and gulping it down.

"Say anything, and I will withhold sex for a week," He threatens in Ian's direction.

Ian just grins wider and mutters under his breath, "You wouldn't last two days." And sure enough, not ten minutes later, Mickey is ignoring Linda's warning and pulling Ian into the freezer.

Boyfriend. Ian can live with that.