012. Vacuum Cleaner
For the life of him, he couldn't figure it out. How the hell did this thing work? And how the hell did his wife even understand how it worked with out it shooting globs of dust bunnies at him. Sure he, a great Uchiha understood how to 'work ' it, easy just push and pull over the carpeted areas of your home that needed to be cleaned. He had seen it many times before. But of course he had never participated in full contact cleaning, as he always had something 'to do' when the dreadful time of spring-cleaning arrived or any cleaning besides the dishes and kitchen. So he never learned how to work this modern contraption.
How did an all-powerful ruler end up cleaning dust bunnies? Easy, Sakura was pregnant. Thus being quite larger, noisier and demanding then she ever was. It was odd to be undermined and threatened by a pregnant woman, no make that two pregnant women. Sakura and her friend Ino decidedly conceived on the same exact date. Both heavily rounded girls, easily coerced Shikamaru in to doing what ever, as long as he had the afternoons off. Now they were trying him out for size, prodding his buttons and being quite 'annoying'. Then finally he broke down and decided to shoulder the responsibilities of his almost immobile housewife.
Madara dared not to ask even how to use it, or else she'd think that he was just trying to trick her in to cleaning. He read the instruction manual, twice and even looked on the Internet. But he the all mighty man of power, world ruling puuubaa, couldn't work a simple contraption house holds used all over? Of course the husband even knew his wife was watching in faint amusement upon her sofa perch as he poked all over for the ignition or some sort of life.
Soon soft footsteps were padding over the combination of wooden flooring and large carpetry. All towards him and this blasted mechanical device that spat at him once more. "Here Hun let me show you before you Katon the poor thing." Sakura, subtly pushed by him and jabbed her foot on a button that made it recline then another much rounder thicker button with faded print.
WHRRRRR
It came to life, he sighed and slapped his face at the easiness of it. She purposely out of entertainment watched struggle with something for once and probably not the last time. As Madara grumbled and started his task obligingly, and she sat down once again with legs propped up. A thought coursed through his male brain in hate.
Who created the vacuum cleaner, and if he is still alive he was going to kill him.
Authors note: I am thinking of making a full on fiction for Madasaku other than the 30 romance theme once. But I am torn on a few ideas.
The list of ideas:
Paw-bells AU sort of world with Madara being a police/military high ranker and Sakura either being just a doctor or some sort of civilian.
The full story or continuation of Plaster
Sakura and the team being wheeled back in time to save the Uchiha clan from Kabuto. In the process meeting Madara and his brother and the Senjuu clan.
When Madara and Team Hawk take Konoha over, what happens to the life sakura once knew.
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