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Ginny watched her friend over breakfast after noticing that she was a hell of a lot more twitchy than usual. Hermione seemed extremely tired this morning when Ginny went to fetch her for breakfast and when Ginny had joked with her saying that Hermione should stop sneaking out of bed at all hours to have dirty sex with boys, her friend had merely blushed and quickly changed the subject. Ginny didn't press the issue anymore as she knew that Hermione would talk to her about it eventually, she always did. Either that or the red head's curiosity would eventually peak so much that she would bug the living shit out of Hermione until she told her exactly what was wrong with her.

It still didn't stop the red head from wondering though. She felt her curiosity peak even more when Hermione flushed bright red when their esteemed and feared Potions Master entered the Great Hall in a grand flourish of black robes.

Hmm… I know Hermione has a crush on Snape but why did she react like that? She's never reacted like that in his presence before. Curious.

"Hermione, are you alright?" She asked looking concerned with burrowed eyebrows.

Hermione snapped back into reality at the sound of her friend's voice.

She shrugged, "Yes. I suppose I am as well as anyone could be after two hours of sleep."

"Two hours? What the fuck were you doing? I was only kidding about you staying up shagging boys but was I right?" Ginny exclaimed just a little too loudly.

"Sssh! Merlin's balls Gin! Keep your fucking voice down!" She hissed, leaning closer to her friend. "I'll tell you about it once we are back in my rooms, it's too personal to discuss here in front of half the school and faculty, okay?"

"Em… I am not waiting to hear this. Finish your porridge now and meet me outside your rooms. I simply must know what has caused my lovely friend to react like this. I have a feeling it is delicious." Ginny bounced up from the bench and practically skipped along the Great Hall and out of the door. Hermione sighed and dropped her head into her hands in defeat. She would have to tell her what her dream was about now.

But then perhaps telling someone might help relieve my tension a bit. I can't deal with this sort of distraction… I fancied him enough before without my mind serving up dreams as dirty as the one last night! Fuck knows how I am going to cope in Potions class third period with him there. I can't get the vision of him naked and masturbating on the bottom of my bed out of my mind. I couldn't even stop myself from blushing when he walked into the hall. I am doomed. I just hope the Master of Observation does not click that I've been dreaming of him. Although… I am fairly certain that he has at least an inclination that I desire him after our conversation last night. Still, that doesn't mean he returns my feelings or would be happy at me acknowledging them to his face. He is so hard to read… Severus Snape is such an enigma. Well, I suppose it's time to go and fill Ginny in.

She was careful not to glance up at the dais where Snape was sitting again, in case she flushed red and gave the game away. Little did she know that as her unruly, sleek curls bounced out of the door, a pair of dark eyes and a wicked smirk followed her every step.

When she arrived at her rooms, Ginny was practically glowing with anticipation and glee. She loved a good secret.

"Don't look so bloody pleased. It's nothing juicy… well not too juicy. Get inside before I change my mind." Hermione snapped half heartedly as she shoved past her friend and into her quarters. She ordered a tray of tea and biscuits from one of the house-elves and offered her friend a seat.

"Okay, okay! Now tell me what happened last night!"

"Could you please keep your friggin' voice down and also stop bloody squeeing in my ears. I didn't sleep much last night because I had a rather interesting dream about a certain someone at this school who I fancy the pants off. I woke up and I was so pissed off that it was just a dream that I ended up staying up and studying into the wee small hours to take my mind off it. I couldn't get back to sleep at all. Obviously now I am regretting studying until 6am but hey ho… hindsight is a wonderful thing. See? No scandal, just a wet dream. Literally." Hermione sighed and sat herself on her small sofa, fixing herself a cup of tea.

"Okay so not as juicy as I had hoped but it must have been some dream if you couldn't sleep for thinking about it afterwards. Was it that dirty? Who was your mystery man? Come on Mi, if you can't tell me who can you tell?"

"I won't tell you who it was but it was an extremely erotic dream." Hermione blushed crimson and ducked her head.

"You don't need to tell me who it was about because I have already guessed. I saw you blush that pretty shade of red earlier this morning when he swept into the Great Hall, robes billowing behind him in all his snarky glory." Ginny smirked as Hermione's face only grew redder, confirming that she had guessed correctly.

"Ah Shite. Am I that obvious?"

"Nah. I only noticed because I knew something was up with you and was watching you closely because I was worried about you. So Snape eh? I can see why he would attract you; he's mature, mysterious, intelligent, not too bad looking and a voice that would make you orgasm by just reading the newspaper. I reckon you should go for it and snah him. What have you got to lose? Seduce him."

"Seduce him? With what? I am shite at being a 'girl'. Whenever I try to flirt with a guy he usually asks me if I am feeling unwell or they just walk away as quickly as they can. I don't know if I'd be able to pull it off. I am not sure if the man even thinks of me that way Gin!"

Hermione ran her hands through her curly mane in exasperation. "Being in love is fucking pants!"

"Whoa, you never mentioned love before, that makes it all the more important that you don't let him slip from your grasp. Fuck sake Mi, you fought in a war. If Snape is the man you want fucking claim him before somebody else does! Seize the moment! You just need to get him to pay attention to your best assets. You have a cracking pair of tits and a juicy arse… dress to show them off. You're intelligent so engage him in conversation as much as possible, find out his interests and common ground that you both have. Plus, he watches you all the time so I am pretty sure he finds you attractive. I always thought he looked at you so much because you used to piss him off so much but now it all makes sense." Ginny was pacing beside Hermione's fireplace at this point, tapping her index finger against her lips while deep in thought. "Yup… I am pretty sure he wants to fuck your brains out."

Hermione snorted and shook her head in disbelief, "If only I were as confident in that assumption as you seem to be. We've talked a few times and I get the impression that there is an attraction there but he's so hard to read. His face is like stone, I can't tell what he is thinking because his face only ever moves to sneer or smirk. I just wish I knew how to push the boundary a bit more with him… you know, to see if he really does fancy me or not. I don't want to make a fool out of myself though, I don't want to lose the respect he already has for me."

"Oh ye of little faith. Severus Snape wants you, I would bet my broomstick on it. Mi, do you trust me?"

Hermione swallowed nervously as she saw the wicked gleam in her red headed friend's smile.

"Um… yes?"

"Good, because I think I know how to get further proof that Severus Snape wants to have lots of sex and babies with you. I have a plan but I will need your full trust and participation. If you want the man, you are going to have to work for him."

Meanwhile in the dungeons, Severus was daydreaming about Hermione naked as he stroked his thick cock. He couldn't wait until his beautiful Gryffindor went to bed tonight, he had a perfect dream in store for her. A dream that was sure to scorch his face in her mind for a very long time indeed.

A/N: please review guys. More boobies and balls in the next chapter to come! lol