.o24Hay Fever
Pollen was everywhere; it infiltrated places that the best ninja could not. Its fluffy yellow spheres carried by multitudes of bees to make them honey were in the air and causing a ruckus. Though proper medication was administered, the hate for such a thing as Hay fever coursed through veins of staunch pride. Eyes were puffed up beyond belief though anti histamines were righting what the pollen was destroying in side of him. It was a momentary weakness brought on by the change in the seasons. Damn spring and its time of gorgeous flowers and bees. His wife was thoroughly unaffected by the boughs of saffron yellow pollen filling the air under the sticky sweet impression of floral blooms. Tissue after tissue was filled with mucus and tears, deposited in a waste receptacle that was about to be full. Though he kept chucking the wads of disgustingness over his paperwork and in to the bin that soon over flowed. His assistant, not his wife came in and cleaned it out thankfully to restart a vicious cycle of goo wads flying and him sneezing his nose raw. Then it would follow him to taking anti-histamines and feeling good for only an hour before it starts up again.
He as the hokage and a Uchiha cursed the idea of spring, and its feverish delight of promiscuity and pollen that kept him from committing the first act. Damn hay fever and its entirety.