Welcome to chapter three of The Warblers play The Walking Dead. I am writing on my iPad mini so sorry if this is uploaded late. Wes is playing if you forgot. Lana xxx
"So Wesley, are you excited?"
"Shut up Thad!"
"Oh my god Kenny you dipshit! You broke the ladder!"
"Leave Kenny alone! He's nice!" complained Nick.
"But he just broke the ladder!"
"David, What do I do?"
"Drag the Jeep,"
"Aww, Wessy asked his boyfriend for advice,"
"Oh my god Jeff, Shut up!"
"Leave Jeffy alone, but thanks for the AVPM reference"
"Your welcome, but I'm not sorry"
"The dipshit dropped me! I told you he sucks, Nick!"
"Am I the only one worried about the choices Wes will make?"
"I don't think so Trent..."
"Hey! Trent, Thad, Be quiet!"
"I'll leave her, She was just a loud bitch!"
"I told you, no emiontions!" Jeff stated, gesturing at Wes.
"KENNY LEFT ME!"
"Because you were being a dick!"
"Piss off David!"
"Don't shout at your lover!"
"Don't shout at me quiet warbler who everyone forgets!"
"Oh shit, Carley's pissed!"
"Because of your god awful playing!"
"Like you could do any better!"
"I literally just did,"
"Just shut up!"
"Oh no! Someone is betraying us, Dectective Wes is on it!"
"We're all doomed!" Trent cried before covering his face with his hands.
"I bet it was Ben!"
"She kissed me!"
"Wow!"
"I know right!"
"I was being sarcastic!" Thad replied.
"I knew that..."
"FUCK! BANDITS!"
"WES IF YOU DON'T SAVE CLEMMY RIGHT NOW I WILL SMASH YOUR GAVEL INTO A BILLION TINY PIECES!"
"Okay, okay. Calm down Jeff!"
"Clem's safe Jeff, okay. Please don't hurt Victoria!"
"You named your gavel!?"
"DON'T JUDGE ME TRENT!"
"WHOA!"
"DID THE MAD BITCH JUST SHOOT CARLEY!"
"YES!"
"She did steal the supplies though!"
"No she didn't Wes!"
"YOU LET LILLY STAY?!"
"Yes!"
"WHY THE ACTUAL FUCK?"
"Because Jeffrey, She had a point!"
"Oh look she stole the RV!"
"Damn it!"
"I told you he would make bad decisions!"
"Duck's gonna' die!"
Wes had a huge grin on his face whereas the other six were in complete shock.
"WHAT ARE YOU SMILING AT WES!" Nick yelled.
"Duck's dying so that means, drama!"
"And people wonder why I question your sexaulality..."
"Fuck off Trent!"
"Wes stop being a little bitch and keep playing,"
"Thank you David!" Trent sighed relieved.
"It's a homeless man!"
"Umm Wes... Most people in this game are homeless now..."
"...right"
"We are moving!"
"After half an hour!"
"Urghh, he threw up blood!"
"Clean it up then!"
"Sorry," Wes said sarcastically in reply to Thad.
"Let's go tell Kenny his son's about to die!"
"How are you happy in this situation?" Wes shrugged.
"You are fighting a man who's son is about to turn unto a zombie!"
"...so"
"Have a heart Wes,"
"Okay so Katjaa's gonna' do it, that's fine,"
"You wanted to!?" Jeff asked completely shocked.
"He's dead, OH MY GOD SHE KILLED HERSELF!"
"Katjaa, Nooo!"
"Calm down Flint, she's just a game character not your mother,"
"I'll shot him!"
Wes was still smiling and Jeff and Trent were in tears.
"You guys are such girls, it's just a game!"
"A really fucked up game!" David said.
"It's okay Jeffy, Duck's with his mom now," Nick whispered in his boyfriend's ear while stroking his platinum hair.
"I want a boyfriend to cuddle," Trent sighed looking at 'Niff'.
"You can cuddle me!" David offered opening his arms.
"No thanks,"
"Okay what did this hoe say to Clementine!?"
"Look at Clemmy's new haircut Jeffy, she has pigtails," Jeff removed his head from Nick's shoulder and looked up at the screen.
"She looks really cute," Jeff said smiling.
"Guys! I'm playing, Lets not make this the Nick and Jeff show!"
"Oh my god, We're stuck guys!"
"No, you're stuck!"
"Let's inspect this bitch!"
"It's a death trap!"
"Whatever Trent,"
"WES! CLEM'S IN DANGER! LOCKED IN A CAGE WITH ONE, HURRY YOUR ASS UP,"
"Calm the fuck down Jeff, Jesus!"
"THERE ARE SO MANY!"
"I know Nick, I can see!"
"You saved Christa!"
"Yeah...She is a girl,"
"SEXIST!"
"Not this again," Trent rolled his eyes.
"I'm done!"
"Thank god!"
"Shut it David! Your next!" David looked horrified.
Did you like it? Longer than normal because of the late upload, Sorry typing on an iPad takes longer than a keyboard. So David's next. We need to find Trent a man! Anyway I will see you next time, Love ya xxx