Sirius as Anna
Remus as Elsa
Takes place during the Shrieking Shack scene in PoA
Sirius (spoken, pointing at the rat): Don't let him escape! I want to kill him myself.
(sung) Harry was at risk again, I had to know for sure
I just couldn't stay in prison anymore
'Cause for the first time in forever, you finally understand
For the first time in forever, justice is now in our hands
We can head up that hillside together, we won't have to live in fear
'Cause for the first time in forever, I have come back here.
Remus: Sirius, let's turn him in, they need to see
Don't be the murderer they've got you pegged to be
Sirius (spoken): But -
Yes, I know you mean well, but let me explain
We can't have Harry thinking we're insane
Just please calm down and let's all use our brains
Sirius: We don't have any time
Remus: Whaddaya mean no time?
Sirius: It's gonna come up real soon
Remus: What's coming up real soon?
Sirius: Hogwarts is now under the full moon...
Remus (spoken): What?
Sirius: You're about to turn into a werewolf.
Remus: Oh shit.
Sirius: Well, it's okay, you'll be sane as long as I stay with you.
Remus: No I won't. I forgot to take my Wolfsbane potion!
Sirius: It doesn't matter. I'll make sure you don't harm Harry and his friends!
(sung) 'Cause for the first time in forever...
Remus: Oh, I'm such a fool, I can't be free
Sirius: You can finally live your life
Remus: No escaping the beast inside of me
Sirius: We can be best friends together
Remus: Can't stop the disease
Sirius: You can let go all your strife
Remus: Oh Sirius, give up on me, please!
Sirius: Don't lose it
Remus: There's so much fear
Sirius: We can finally kill that rat
Remus: You're not safe here
Sirius: If they dare call me a killer
Remus: No!
Sirius: Then I'll damn well be a killer
Remus: Oh...
Sirius: And I'll be gone before it's light
Remus: (earth-shaking howl)
A/N: Thanks for reading! The next chapter will be Fixer-Upper, but I'm not gonna tell you which characters...