Chapter 2

Random Quote: All men must choose between two paths. Good is the path of honor, friends and family. Evil... well, it's just cooler. Hit it!- Megamind

Hiccup's POV

This is weird… this is really weird. One minute I was flying through the skies with Toothless, and the next I was laying flat on my face in the middle of a strange place with my twenty ton dragon on top of me!

Oh yeah, I'm having the best day ever!

"Toothless, get off me!" I yelled, attempting to push the Night Fury from his current position on my back.

Toothless just groaned and rolled over, allowing me to stumble to my feet.

"Where are we?" I questioned to no one in particular.

Scratching the back of my head, I observed my surroundings.

We were apparently in a house, but this was not like any of the houses in Berk, the room looked like it wasn't even from our time. Pushed up against one wall was a bizarre green striped couch with a matching chair. A rocking chair was pushed back into a corner next to a fire place, the fire was still blazing inside, giving away the fact that someone had to be home, and I'm guessing they wouldn't be happy to find a Viking and a dragon standing in the middle of their living room.

I rubbed the back of my neck and turned around to examine the rest of the room.

"Ah!"

I was caught off guard by a large, black box of some sort looming right in front of me. It seemed to be sitting on a set of shiny, black shelves that had a collection of smaller boxes with blinking lights.

"Oh gods….this is creepy."

I reached out to touch the odd…thing…whatever it was, when a loud growl erupted from Toothless.

"What is it bud?" I asked uneasily, reaching for the small dagger that I kept on my belt at all times.

Toothless gestured his head towards a pair of feet that were visible below the shelves.

So someone is here! I held the dagger out in defense, hoping that the person was not armed.

To our surprise, a girl stumbled out from behind the giant black thing, tripping a couple of times on the way. Her eyes darted from my face, to the dagger, to Toothless, then back to me.

"I-I come i-in p-p-peace!" She stammered, holding her hands up..

She clearly didn't have any weapons on her. I took the moment to look at her clothing. It was bizarre, not like anything the girls wore back in Berk. She wore a grey long sleeved shirt of some kind that looked about two sizes too big for her, odd blue pants clung loosely to her long thin legs, and her dirty blonde hair was pulled up into a sloppy bun of some kind.

"W-who are y-y-you?" I asked, stiffing my grip on the knife.

Great, I'm supposed to be a Viking! I probably look like a kid caught by his parents doing something bad.

She seemed to calm down a little bit,

"Put your weapon down, my good sir, and I shall tell you." She stated, in an accent that was obviously fake.

I will say it again, this is weird.

I slowly dropped my hands and pushed the dagger back into its holder.

The girl sighed with relief,

"Thank fudge, I did not want to be a shiskabob." She stated uneasily, rubbing the back of her neck.

Thank Fudge?

Shiskabob?

What kind of place am I in?

"The name's Megan!" she chirped, holding out her hand.

Okay…why was she holding out her hand?

"Your suppose to shake it…" Megan said, turning a little red.

"Oh…" I took her hand gingerly and shook it up and down. What weird customs.

"Nice to meet you, Megan, I'm-"

"Hiccup." She cut me off suddenly. I stared at her in shock. How did she know my name?

It was then that I noticed Toothless was strangely quiet. I looked over to see him curled up with a black dog of some sort. They were acting like they had known each other for years.

My attention snapped back to Megan. Who seemed to be frantically searching for an explanation of some kind.

"How do you know my name?'

"Well, um, I know you name because of, um."

She continued stammering for a few moments

"Oh I KNOW!" She finally yelled, causing me to take a few steps back, startled.

"Your battle with the Green Death is famous around these parts." Megan smiled and nodded her head, obviously pleased with her own answer.

"You are so believable." I said sarcastically.

"Watch it bud!" Megan said, pointing a finger at my face. I noticed her nails were black, that's odd. "My T.V barfed you up, so you better be nice!"

"Well I'm sorry- What's a T.V?" I was intrigued by her strange use of words.

She gestured to that large black thing that still scared me.

"It's called a T.V?" I asked, turning away from her and reaching out to touch it again.

"Yup! That would be a- DON'T TOUCH IT!" Megan screamed

I pulled my hand back as fast as I could, this girl was scary. Nervously, I rubbed my hands together, in fear that Megan would chop them off or something if I tried to touch that T.V thing again.

"What does it do?" I ventured to ask.

Megan opened her mouth to answer when a loud chiming noise echoed through her house.

"SABINA'S HERE!" She yelled frantically, grabbing my arm so suddenly that I jumped in fright.

"What's going on?" I asked, trying to pry her iron grip from my forearm.

"She can't know I have a fictional character in my house, especially Hiccup and Toothless, she will flip! She will probably tackle them and try to ride Toothless and-"

Megan continued her rant about 'Sabrina' for a few minutes.

"GET TOOTHLESS AND GO HID-" She was cut off suddenly by another voice.

"Since you didn't bother to answer the door I guess I will just LET MESELF IN!"

Megan froze, her hand had my arm in a death grip, I flinched in pain, Toothless probably noticed because he growled. He tended to be very protective after I lost my leg.

The Sabrina girl entered into the room where we were, a large bag in her arms, along with a pillow and a couple colorful boxes. Her gaze was still on the floor.

"I don't see why I ring the door bell anymore, I've know you for how long and-"

She lifted her head, and her eyes fell on me. A scream erupted from her mouth.

"Oh hell…" Megan muttered, still not releasing my arm.

Sabrina pointed a shaking finger at my face, then moved it to Toothless, who was growling up a storm.

"Its okay, bud" I whispered, attempting to keep him from biting Megan's arm and Sabrina's finger off, no matter how much they scared me.

"T-t-t-that's T-t-t-toothless and H-h-h-hiccup!" She stammered, fear or excitement obviously in her voice.

"I know! Now Sabrina don't you-" Megan started, finally letting go of my arm and moving over to Sabrina, but it was too late.

"TOOTHLESS!" Sabrina screamed, tackling the poor dragon.

"Oh Odin help us…" I muttered, slapping my hand to my face.