Beta'd by Ana and Dawn :)

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With the mood a little lighter in the room, Bella claps her hands, "Let's get started." She moves to the cupboard and opens a drawer full of paper linens. She removes a folded paper bed sheet and a paper, string thing. "Some of the women, I mean some people like to wear this," she says holding up what appears to be a ladies paper thong thingy.

Edward takes it from her hands and examines it carefully; he can't help but laugh at the ridiculousness of this whole situation. "If I don't wear this, will I still be covered?"

"I will keep you covered at all times." She takes a deep breath trying not to think of him with his pants off. "Remove all of your clothes below the waist and lay on your back on the table with the sheet over you. I'll knock before I come in. Okay?"

A/N

Some of you are concerned that Emmett is lying about having this done...

Hmmmm? You just have to wait and see :)