BPOV
"SAM? WHAT THE HELL?! OH, REALLY? YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT SHE'S JUST BEEN SLUTTING AROUND, HUH? well, GUESS WHAT? YOU AIN'T FOOLING ANYONE!" I screamed, hanging up on his lying, cheating backside.
If he was near me right now, I would strip the skin off his furry hind and make it into a rug, that way when it got dirty I could take it out and beat it!
My butt vibrated.
well that's new...oh it was my phone, letting me know I had a text.
I promise you the baby is NOT mine! – Sam
That's all you ever give Sam, empty promises Bella.
i wouldn't call promising a girl 'the baby is not mine' something you hold a guy to. you kind of expect that!
Hey! That's not true! - Sam .And my name's bob!
Oh, really? Where are you right now? – Bella
In Canada! – Sam
So why are you in the picture of Emily on Facebook? Why did you have your hands wrapped around her baby bump? – Bella
It's not me! – Sam
Yeah, it's an imposter! – Bella
We both know you're not in Canada, and really a holiday? 9 months? Then suddenly I find out 7 months later that Emily is '7 months pregnant' – Bella
Coincidence. – Sam
What? Next you're going to tell me Emily's just fat, and using this as a cover up! - Bella
I'm coming over – Sam
Oh! But you're in Canada! – Bella
I had been prepared for this, I had changed the locks. And if he broke down the door... Well, I guess I just have to put some pictures of 'us' on face book, and maybe one of the more 'intimate' one's might get sent to Emily...by accident...
A few moments later I heard a knock on the like someone was trying to knock down my door. i wonder who it could be?
"who is it?" I shouted loud enough that i knew he could hear, who's the bitch now.
"LET ME IN!"he screamed.
"i don't know anyone called 'let me in'!" I was sick of sam and sam being a spastic can have this effect on you. who knows could be contagious.
"OPEN THIS DOOR OR SO HELP ME!"
"So help me what? Did you forget I'm part vampire? I could beat you in a fight with ease!" I snorted.
"JUSTOPENTHEDOOR!"
"No, No, No and NO!"
"Bella..." He used a gentler, think it's gonna work...FOOL!
"Sam..." I copied
"BELLA! I'M GETTING ANGRY NOW, OPEN THE DAMN DOOR!"
I didn't reply, I just walked into the kitchen and got a snack.
"I'M SERIOUS!"
I heard a bang as he tried to bang the door down. Ha! I reinforce the back of it with titanium! It's only thin so it won't keep him out, but it will sure as hell give him a head ache!
Soon enough, just as I expected I felt his hot breath on my neck.
"Bella! What Is going on with you!? You know you're my girl, don't act crazy!" He cooed in my ear.
"I'm afraid you are now trespassing, leave now or I will have to take action." I remained dangerously calm as I put together my sandwich, refusing to look at him. He scoffed and wrapped and arm around my waist.
"The big bad wolf has come out to play! I wouldn't play with fire Bella..." He warned.
"Bite me!" I challenged, sticking my tongue out at him. But before he could sink his teeth in me, I held my leg out, and shoved him face first over it. I placed a foot on his bare chest.
"How does this feel, lover-boy?" I laughed.
"You don't have to push me away anymore Bella, I'm here for you!" He tried to sway. He was still trying to sweet talk me like the last thirty seconds didn't happen.
"Funny you say that now, considering the predicament you find yourself in right now. I could snap your neck in seconds!" I threatened
He jumped up and pushed me into the wall, and of course it didn't hurt, I'm half frigging' vampire! But the fact that he did that just egged me on.
I jumped into a defensive crouch, we circled each other hissing and look's like the wolf's out the bag...
"What happened Sammy boy? PMSING are you?"i teased.
"Well you would know wouldn't you VAMPIRE!" he shouted. Or maybe cause I'm a girl...dimbo!
I gave him a toothy smile.
"Just tell me this Sam, was she worth it?" I couldn't resist asking.
"No!"
"THEN WHY?!"
"I DON'T KNOW!"
I lunged at him, kicking and clawing. I bit him, but it had no effect. DAMN IT! I WOULD BE NON-VENOMOUS, WOULDN'T I?
He flipped me over and laid on top of me. He started to rip my shirt off until I was only in my bra and trouser's...
"GET THE HELL OFF OF ME!" I screamed,trying to shove him off me but DAMN he was heavy!
"NO!"
Shoot! This plan backfired!
I channelled all of my strength into pushing him off, and I succeeded. But he wins a Prize for persistance seeing as he just flung himself back at me, knocking us on to the couch. He sealed his lips to mine, forcing his tongue in my mouth. I kicked him in the crotch, smiling as he released me, wincing in pain. I just realised that I'd kicked him so hard, his ball's had re-ascended!
"look's like someone's not going to be making pup's anytime soon"i called out.
I grabbed a new top and ran to the cliffs. I needed to think, and this was THE place to do that.