AWWW I LOST THE NEXT CHAPTER TO THIS ugh...means i have to do it all over again urddeureuher. I hope I atleast remember the main part of the next chapter -_- or at least some of the jokes Oh God help me.

Takuma was standing by a huge, no wait humongous cake! It had to be at least 40ft high. Oh how I hate Takuma right now! I gazed over the crowed of vampires none of them were eating the cake. What…the…hell is wrong with these pale ass vampires. I understand they like to go with their whole Goth, dark theme but seriously there's this big cake standing in front of them!

"Here they are vice, president Ichijo" Kain responded glumly.

Takuma looked up from his cake and his eyes literally brighten. "Welcome, Yuki, Zero and R-oof"

I tackled him a hug. It was more than a tackle than hug since he hit the ground. "And hello Rin" He said ruffling my hair

"TAKUMA THERE'S A BIG CAKE BEHIND YOU!" I screamed pointing at it. Zero let out a growl and pulled me off of Takuma.

"Rin behave yourself, were not here to play" He scolded.

"Says who?!" I huffed.

"Tonight is my birthday, please enjoy yourselves" Takuma interrupted smiling brightly. This part of the corner was the only thing that was showering with happiness.

"Says me, now give Takuma his gift" He instructed. Okay now here's the thing, I completely forgotten about Takuma's birthday and his gift. I had no choice but to give him one of my mangas. Obviously Takuma would already have the mangas that I have and much more except one. Now that one thing was very precious to me because it was an exclusive manga of death note special edition. Takuma had been begging and trying to it buys it off from me for weeks. Takuma held out his hands smiling wide that his cheeks touched his eyes. Baby steps I hand it over to Takuma. Before it landed on his hands, I stopped.

"What are you waiting for, Rin give him the gift" Zero hissed.

"Wait, Takuma will you forgive me, if I gave you your gift tomorrow" I pleaded.

Takuma stood there still smiling like a weirdo "No" He said happily.

"AWW Why not!" I whined.

"Because, I already know what it is?" He grinned.

"Ah but if you already know what it is than it wouldn't be a gift, now would it." I said putting the gift closer to me. Takuma frowned and began to pout.

"But you need to give me something for my special day" He declared. Damn he had a point there.

"Wait I have an idea, I want a kiss for my birthday, since that's seems like the only thing that you can give me" He blushed.

"I shall make my decision once I get cake." I said pointing at the heavenly pastry.

"Gifts come before cake, everyone knows that Rin" He smirked. Zero became restless and snatched the gift from my hand and threw it to Takuma hard.

"You have your gift, now Takuma" Zero said with an icy tone. I was about to complain but Zero shot me a glare and that pretty much shut me up…for the moment ahaha .

"Er. H-ow old are you?" Yuki asked nervously. I'm guessing she's asking this because it was expected of her.

"How old in human years or vampire years" Takuma asked still smiling.

"Vampire ...years?" Yuki thought.

"Basically in vampire years he's an old geezer" I chuckled softly. Zero slightly smiled placing his hand over my head. I don't understand why everyone does that…are they doing that to show how short I am because I'm exactly 2 cementers taller than Yuki Damit.

"I'm eighteen, I'm a grown up now! I want you to kiss me too for my birthday present Yuki" He said putting on a dramatic act.

"Takuma you're a slut" I shook my head sadly. Takuma's face was burning red.

"You're still my favorite, Rin" Takuma murmured. His blush never faded which concerned me somewhat. I mean the way Takuma said was very weird, like that thing about the cooties. Yeah apparently that's a myth but I still believe that is a disease!

"UM. We came here on business, as members of the disciplinary committee we want to know what happened today!" Yuki said raising her voice.

"She's not okay here at all" Zero sighed. I nodded my head an agreement. Yuki has never been to a party before, than again neither have I. I usually just crash the party by stealing cake when all the boy's and girl go outside to hit the piñata. But poor Yuki feels so lost.

"I can't look the other way. Leaving school grounds without permission is against school rules… and more over that vampire." Yuki said making the atmosphere tenser. Okay I'm going to be honest I have no idea what we are talking about and first of all I came here to get cake and give Takuma's his present and now were talking about that vampire fuck it I'm going to hang with Shiki.

Zero caught me by the collar of my shirt and gave me; you know that usual, glare. "Stay"

"But I want cake!" I complained.

"This is important Rin" Zero scowled.

"I don't even know what the hell we're even talking about"

"The vampire that attacked you, aren't you a bit curious why they killed that vampire specifically" He asked.

"No, not really." I said dully.

"Well you should" He said with a voice that almost sounded sad. I didn't argue this time and went on listening to my slutty friend Takuma.

"The vampire used to be human, filthy things" Aido said in disgust. My eyes went wide and gave a glance back at Zero…oh no

"Yuki vampires are ruled by few purebloods and a handful of aristocrats. Every student in the night class is an aristocrat or higher." Takuma responded with a daunting voice that literally changed his whole happy side.

"To use a pyramid for an example, former humans are lower than common humans. The vampire I killed was a level E vampire—A vampire whose fallen into level E." He continued.

"Level meaning end" I thought because E starts with end… how cliché

Akatsuki nodded his carrot head "Kiyru is member of a vampire hunter family so he should know all of this."

I had done a double take on that. Yuki and I just stared blankly at him. Yuki couldn't seem to talk but I sure as hell can.

"WHY THEY HELL YOU NEVER TOLD US THIS!" I shouted.

"You never asked" He said bluntly

"I'll remember that" I said sourly.

"Former humans, eventually fall to level E category, Rin. They gradually lose their sanity, reaching the end – their destruction" Zero said. I can't believe this Zero is going to go all Chupacabra on us.

"Yes in their endless thirst for blood, they start attacking people indiscriminately" Takuma added. I gave Takuma a glare. Did he have to put that out there also? I wonder if he knew about Zero being a vampire. If he did then that would put a big scratch on our friendship.

"There was a report that a level E vampire would appear in town today. Ichijo and Shiki hunted it down under my orders." Kaname appeared behind a curtain, with his whole dramatic entrance, Pftt lady Gaga could do it better.

"Kaname!" Yuki gasped. Once Yuki blurted that out, now everyone started to gasp out Kaname' name. I'm not trying to be perverted or anything it sounds so nasty that…well.

"SHUT-UP WE GET IT KANAME's HERE" I screamed.

"Thank you for pointing that out, Rin" Kaname smiled. Yes, I'm guessing the people from above are like, what Kaname smiling at me, he's actually being nice? No he plays a role of being the good guy for Yuki, and I end up looking like the evil bitch. Yeah it sucks cow nipples being me…hehee cow nipples.

"You ordered that vampire to be…" Yuki's voice dropped.

"Yuki, Rin why didn't you inform the headmaster" He question. Oh now he's playing the role of the father, that just sickens me to even think that he considered that he actually cares when all reality he was hoping that I somehow got eaten by the vampire. Man he piss me off a lot.

"You two are the member of the disciplinary committee yet when Ichijo invited you, you came... to a dangerous place like this"

"Actually running in the ally in the middle of day, without looking at where you going are more dangerous" I spoke. Kaname ignored my answer…ass hole hope you get butt rapped by Aido.

"I didn't think it was something to report…and I wanted to know the truth first-hand." Yuki said uncertainly.

"First-hand" Kaname sighed rubbing his head or hair…what the hell is he doing.

"Yuki, Rin, Kiyru…come over here" He ordered. Oooh papa is mad. I had to admit I was a bit frighten okay I'll be real, I'm scared as fuck. I don't wanna spanking! When I'm nervous I have this problem of laughing which pisses the person off even more which makes me laugh harder.

"Pftt" I snickered. Zero gave me a confused look.

"Why are you laughing" He questioned.

"I can't help it, ahaha, it happens when ahaha, when I'm nervous" I chuckled.

"I never knew that?" He said.

"Ahaha my ribs, it hurt" I laughed. Zero thumbed my head and somehow that stopped me from laughing and concentrating on my new bruise.

"OW" I cried rubbing my head. Kaname plummet on the love couch gazing at Yuki, Yah this was awkward.

"Yuki, Rin sit beside me" Kaname said with authority voice.

"Um no thanks" Yuki blushed.

"Hey why can't Zero sit too" I asked.

"He won't be able to fit" Kaname said on the edge of the couch. Great now I'm imagining Kaname a pimp.

"But Zero can sit on your lap" I suggested. Zero gave me light whack on the head.

"What I'm just trying to be considerate" I giggled

"We're fine Kaname" Yuki said her blush deepening. Unfortunately poor Yuki didn't have a choice. She was pulled down with him. Yup, you're his bitch, Yuki I though in my head.

"Rin sit down" He commanded.

"I'm going to be straightforward I don't like you" I said. Zero gave a wry smile but he still looked hurt seeing Kaname all over Yuki.

"I still never understood why you hate me so much" Kaname wondered.

"Well, let's take a trip on memory Blvd…"

"I thought it was Memory Lane?" Zero butted in.

"No its Memory Blvd. isn't? "

"No it's memory Lane" Zero shook his head sadly.

"Oh I guess I can't even find a way around my head" I said sadly.

"Clearly" Zero muttered.

"Whatever, that's not the point. Memory one, you pushed me to the ground and that was like only 2 weeks ago, Memory 2 I woke up outside when I was 6 years old and etc. for the stuff you're going to do." I growled.

"Let's make amends then, and sit down with me" He smiled.

"Sorry I don't make amends like that" I said.

"Get your head out of the gutter" Zero said giving me another whack.

"Fine whatever I'll sit down" I grumbled.