Beta'd by Ana and Dawn :)
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Beer in hand, Emmett speaks first. "What's up, Eddie. You're awfully quiet, even for you."
"I went to Rose's place today."
"You did? Good. Did Bella take care of you?" He asks with hesitation.
Edward guffaws. "She did. A warning would have been nice."
"I've ... I mean, we've been trying to get you two together for months. This was kind of the last resort. You are both so stubborn."
"I'm sure you meant well, Emmett, but that was mortifying. She's gorgeous and sweet and I thoroughly embarrassed myself in front of her."
"How? What did you have waxed?"
"Same as Rose does for you. A Brazilian."