A/N: Wow. It's been more than a month since I uploaded the Enderman chapter. I blame writer's block, school, my sister's graduation (OH, THE FEELS!), NWSC, promotion to janitor, and Obama. There you go. Anyway, the episode you've all been waiting for...is...finally...Oh wait, I'm getting hungry. I'll be right back.

*20 minutes later*

Anyway, without further ado, the episode you've all been waiting for...is...finally...did I ever mention I was left handed? Ok, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, here is the episode about the Creeper!

"OH NO! I'm gonna be late for sociology class!" Creeper, after he alarmed himself with the...thing above, ate a hurried breakfast and ran (with tiny legs) to sociology class in Herobrine University. When he finally got there, he burst into the lecture room and ran (with tiny legs) to his seat.

"Mr. Creeper. You're late again...for the 23rd time in a row." An irritated Professor Enderman practically announced to the entire classroom.

"Just get on with the lesson. I have a doctor's appointment at 10:30."

"Fine. Today, we'll study myth to help understand other cultures. There's a myth that says there are giant...uh..." *Awkward silence* "Uh...er...WHAT THE HECK ARE THEY CALLED?!"

"People?" Creeper said plainly.

"Uh, YES! That's what they're called! Now, legend has it that-"

"Didn't you say it was a myth?"

"WOULD YOU STOP INTERRUPTING?! Now as I was saying, legend has it that there are giant...uh, people...that sit behind screens and read about our every move! In fact, they say that one of those people are reading about us right now!" Collective oohs and ahs went around the room.

"And that's not all! They say that there is an entire thing they call a website dedicated to people reading about other things' actions! They call it-*over dramatically* FanFiction!"

More oohs and ahs fill the room.

"Uhh, for what reason did you break the forth wall?" Mr. Creeper asked.

"What do you mean?"

"I mean, you practically KNEW that one of those people were going to read this! Why did you even say that?"

"Well, the author told me to say it!"

Hey! Leave me out of this!

"Well, whoever the author is, he's one weird guy."

...

"Anyway, the legend also says that many of these people are obsessed with cats."

"Wait. WHAT DID YOU SAY?"

"Uh, cats?"

"CATS?!"

"Yes, cats."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" *Creeper has a flashback*

"Okay, Creeper! We need to leave you at Grandma's for a while. Be good while we're gone, OK?"

"OK, Mommy! This is going to be fun!"

Creeper immediately proceeded to play with the dog...and then he saw a cat.

"Oh! It's a little kitty! Come here so I can pet you!" He ran over to the cat and started petting it (with invisible arms), when suddenly...the cat licked Creeper!

"AUGH! IT'S GONNA EAT ME!" *End flashback*

"NO! NOT CATS! AUGH!" Creeper bolted out of the room, leaving everyone in the classroom wondering what just happened.

"What was that all about?"

"I don't know. Creeper's seriously afraid of cute, cuddly kitties? He's insane."

"I agree."

So now, Creeper has fled from civilization and lived a secluded life underground. He gets rather lonely with only himself around, so he'd enjoy some company. And ever since everyone found out about his secret, he's always been sad about both it and being forever alone. So remember kids, whenever you see Creeper, go and give him a hug. He'll just EXPLODE with joy!

A/N: So, how was it? I don't really have any new ideas for next episode (as you might have seen in the summary) so please post a suggestion in the reviews section along with your review. Speaking of which, why not leave a review? They (sometimes) help me out with my writing skills, and what author doesn't want a good review? While I'm on the subject of it, here are some responses to the reviews I got (from bottom to top):

Guest 1: Thanks. I appreciate praises like that, but I could also use some tips on how I can improve. Still, thanks for reading!

Lightspeed7000: I GREATLY appreciate follows. And behold, the Creeper has passed you. Whoops. Anyway, thanks for reviewing!

Guest 2: True, it doesn't explain how the Endermen came to be. Rather, it explains why the mobs do what they do. The title is actually a knockoff of Darwin's "The Origins of the Species" in case if you haven't noticed (which there is a high chance that none of you did). Nonetheless, I appreciate you taking time to review.

By the way, did any of you know that Creepers are actually afraid of cats and ocelots? It played a pretty big role in this fic (obviously). Well, thanks for reading in case if you don't leave a review! Whew, what a workout for my fingers.

-Lord Lizalfos

EDIT: Apparently, FF didn't show in one of the quotations. They blocked their own website... O_o Anyway, I'm working on the next episode and will put it up as soon as possible. Thanks!