MischiefMage: What is this device and why is Thor shouting at me to converse with his shield brothers and sisters.
MadHatter: Is that a question, Bambi?
MischiefMage: Of course not, a god would not stoop so low. I am demanding an explanation.
MadHatter: Is that so, Princess?
MischiefMage: Yes, my knight. So- MAN OF IRON, WHY IS MY COMMUNICATION DEVICE NOT WORKING? AND WHERE ARE OUR OTHER SHIELD BROTHERS AND SISTE- Go AWAY you moron!
MadHatter: Thor? One, your phone won't work because I haven't fixed it to work off of Earth yet. Two, we're in a meeting right now- I am being glared at by them as we speak. And Rudolf, what just happened?
MischiefMage: The blond idiot stole my...phone and is sulking now I won't let him use mine.
MadHatter: Use yours? Use it how?
MischiefMage: You are a vile, filthy, perverse mortal.
MadHatter: Didn't we settle this back when we put the muzzle and chains on you? Bondage works on you- must be the leather.
MischiefMage: We have, but it does good to remind you when your limited mental capacity is taken into account.
MadHatter: Limited- I am a genius!
MischiefMage: Mayhap by Midgard's standards.
MadHatter: And what of you? You express your wit by getting caught by humans with "limited brain capacities" and an asgardian you call a moron- what a staggering display of brilliance.
MischiefMage: Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.
MadHatter: And you would know a lot of the lowest form of wit, wouldn't you?
MischiefMage: Indeed, I have met you- haven't I?
MadHatter: I thought gods didn't ask questions.
FreedomFighter: Tony stop flirting with an enemy!
MadHatter: We're not flirting, Cap.
MischiefMage: We would include you.
MadHatter: Make an Oreo out of you.
MischiefMage: We would take care of you.
MadHatter: It's not like we bite.
MischiefMage: Unless you wish us you.
FreedomFighter: Tony get off your phone- we're in the middle of a debrief.
MadHatter: Will do, cap.
MischiefMage: How red did he get?
MadHatter: Bruce was worried he would faint- later Bambi.
Alright, incase there's any confusion...
MadHatter = Tony
FreedomFighter = Steve
ShadowWeb = Natasha
ArrowHead = Clint
ThunderLord = Thor
ZenMaster = Bruce
MischiefMage = Loki