I JUST woke up...I consider this early. Deathly early. Anyway, Enjoy~

Ch. 4

"Bye, Luce!" I wave goodbye as she exits my car. She skips to her front door and waves goodbye before entering her house.

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WHAT THE HELL?!

I drop my head on my wheel and there's a big 'THUD'. Bro, THAT was NOT Lucy.

She pulled a friggin Mr. Hyde shit on me! Here I was, thinking she's a sweet and normal girl, BUT NO. Here, have a flashback from work so you understand what i'm talking about.

~*~*~*~ - Flash back thingy.

"Alright. Lucy, was it?" My boss, Mr. Freed says to Lucy.

"Yes, sir! Lucy salutes the man.

"Luce," I chuckle, "This is Costco, not the military."

"Hey, i'm not complaining," Freed chuckles too, "Now, Natsu, It's your job for today to show her around and show her how we do things here. Like, how to use the register, scan prices, fix merchandise. Small stuff for now."

"Yes, sir," I reply.

"Now get started. Time is money," Freed walks off.

"Okay, Luce," I turn to the blonde, "Why don't we check out the outdoors area."

"Sounds fun!" She smiles.

"It's important to make rounds every now and then to see if every thing is in place and in order," I say.

"Got it!"

Lucy and I split up throughout the isle to fix anything that might be out of place. As I put a hose back on a hose rack, I hear, "AHOY MATEY! SWAP UP ME POOP DECK, YOHOHO!"

Damn little kids, they must be playing on the playground sets again.

I walk up to the playset and was totally shocked to see who it was...LUCY?!

"Lucy? What are you doing?!" I ask.

"Enemy at bow!" she holds her toy sword to me. She pulls some kind of Jackie Chan move when she leaps over the playset, does a somersault in the air, and lands on her two feet in front of me, sword barely touching my nose.

"ARG!" She growls, "Surrender, or sleep for the rest of your days in Davey Jones's locker!"

I push her sword away, "Luce, we are not allowed to play with the merchandise."

"Oye, Walk the plank, ye buzz kill."

I take the sword from her and take the hat off her head.

"Hey!"

"No horse play," I reply, walking over to the toy section to put the stuff back. When I return to the outdoors isle, Lucy was gone.

Uh oh...

"WHOOOHOOO!" I hear behind me. I Quickly look back to get a glance of Lucy cart-surfing.

"Lucy!" I run to her, "Be careful!"

"Wee! Look at me go, Natsu!" She cheers, as the cart gains speed.

"Stop the cart!" I demand, seeing all the other employees and customers looking at us.

I chase after her and see the cart was making it's way to a stack of boxed fans.

If she hits those, she'll get hurt!

"Lucy!" I pick up speed, almost able to touch her. GODDAMMIT, so close, and yet so far!

I finally grab the cart handle and dig my heels into the ground to try and slow it down. Ow, Ow, OW, OW MY HEELS ARE ON FIRE!

-screeeeeeecchh-

The cart finally comes to a stop, barely touching the fans. I let out a deep sigh of relief.

"Phew!" Lucy sighs, "That was fun, huh, Natsu?"

"NO!" I yell, "THAT WAS THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE OF FUN!"

She shrugs, "Well, I thought it was."

She hops out of the cart when a forklift catches her eye.

"Ooh! Lifty thingy!" She cheers, running to it.

"Lucy, don't touch that!" I limp to her because my heels are still burn like the devil's crotch.

My heels still hurt like hell. I'm surprised I haven't gotten fired yet because of her.

I'm just confused about what happened.

Lucy seemed so normal and sane, but she's nothing but a six year old in a hot chick's body!

I let out a groan as I press my foot on the gas so I can get home.

When I walk in, it's no surprise to see the sight of complete chaos.

Mom and dad were wrestling on the floor and the T.V. remote rests right next to them. They must've been fighting over it. But then Wendy comes along and snatches the remote and turns on a anime while playing some RPG anime game.

I close the door and everyone turns their attention to me.

"Hi, honey!" Mom sings, having dad in a headlock, "how was your day?"

"Fine," I say blankly as I drag my feet to my room.

I plop on my bed and kick off my shoes, about to fall asleep, but then I get a text from Lissana. It read:

'can't wait for our date! Don't forget to look hot ;) xoxo'

"FUCK ME SIDEWAYS!" I yell, sitting up. I completely forgot about my date. AGAIN!

"Watch your language, mister!" I hear mom scowl from the other room.

"Sorry, mom!"

I wait outside Lissana's house, waiting for her to come out. I take out the tickets Lucy gave my and place them on the dashboard so I don't forget.

"Hi, sweetie!" Lis smiles at me and she hops in.

"Hey, Lis," I reply as she gives me a peck on the cheek.

"Where we going?" She asks.

"I'm taking you out to a drive thru movie," I answer, pulling out of her driveway.

"Like, the kind of movies they watch back in the sixties?" She asks.

"Yes," I reply. I don't really feel like talking because my throat hurts from yelling so much. AT WORK.

"What's wrong, Natsu? You seem kind of tired," Lissana says, "I hope you don't fall asleep at the movie."

"Don't worry, I won't."

*Snores loudly while movie goes on*

Geez, I must've slept through the whole thing because by the time I woke up, everyone was already gone. I look to a very angry Lissana.

Uh...oh...

"Jesus, Natsu! All I wanted was a nice anniversary date, but NO. You had to go off and fall asleep with your goddamn snoring. And you know what, I had to take a lot of shit while you were sleeping. I had so many people hush and me and yell at me to shut you up! And when I tried blah blah blah blah blah! Blah blah blah, blah blah!"

I am not in the mood to take this right now. I go through the entire drive home with Lissana yelling at me about how displeased she was about the date. But I am so tired, all I hear is blah blah blah.

When we arrive to her house, she takes a deep breath.

"Now do you see way i'm so upset?" She asks me.

"Yep."

What'd she say again?

Eh. Just agree with it anyways.

"Good. Now, I want a do over."

"What do you mean?" I ask.

"Tomorrow, you're going to take me out on a date AGAIN. And this time, it's going to be better. Understand?"

"Sure do."

Blah blah blah. That's what she said right?

She smiles at me and then gives me a kiss on the cheek, "I love you!"

My eyes grow wide and I turn to her. That I heard.

"What?"

"This is where you say, 'I love you, too.'" She says.

"Uh,"

COME ON BUDDY! Get yourself outta this! Do the trick Gray taught you!

"I love Youtube!" I shouted really fast so she would think I said,'I love you too.'

She smiles at me and exits the car.

I'm terrible.

But dat save doe.

And there it is! Lucy's true colors xD Poor Natsu.

Not only did he have to babysit Lucy, but he had to deal with a very annoying Lissana.

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