Fang:
I will admit...to myself, and only myself, that I do think that Max is really cool. Much better than Lissa. I am only with her because 'she needs a boyfriend'. Why, I don't know, all I know is that her and her posse won't leave me alone.
"Fangy!" Lissa whined. I restrained myself from groaning and rolling my eyes. What kind of name is 'Fangy' anyway?
"Yeah?"
"Take me shopping!" she said. I hate shopping so much. I don't like having to pretend that I care what the fuck color looks best on them or if the dress makes them look fat. I could honestly care less, because a girl that I like, doesn't care what they look like. Like Max, she doesn't wear make up, even when the girls at school try to put her down. She doesn't dress in crop tops and mini skirts. She is comfortable, even around guys, wearing sweats and a tee shirt.
Okay...so maybe I do like her a little more than I choose to admit...but it doesn't matter. I am stuck with Lissa and she is so happy with Iggy. I can't ruin that for her and what if she doesn't even like me back? That will ruin our entire friendship.
"Do I have to? Can't you take one of your girlfriends or something?" I asked, trying to be kind, because if she suspected attitude, she would throw a fit. I didn't want to listen to her whining all day. Then, she pouted. Unlike when Max pouted, she didn't look anything that could be a little cute. When Max pouted, it was adorable.
Stop it My mind yelled at me Stop thinking about Max!
"Please, Fangy..." she said, climbing into my lap, from where I was sitting on the couch, watching one of her stupid reality TV shows. Why are they even called reality tv? It's so unrealistic! "It'd mean a lot to me" she begged.
I held back a laugh, because her pout was so bad, it was funny.
"I can't...I have to watch Angel." I made up an excuse. Angel was at Nudge and Iggy's house, where I would rather be right now.
"We can leave the little brat home alone." She said.
"No...I can't. I'll get grounded..." I said, then realized this wouldn't stop her, so added. "And then I wouldn't be able to see you"
She sighed. "That would be horrible...I don't think I could stand not seeing you for more than a day."
Then she kissed me, but it felt more like being slobbered on by a mutt, because of her sticky lip gloss and her terrible kissing skills. Why didn't girls just understand, guys don't want to be kissed by sticky lips, we would rather kiss somebody with their normal lips. Like Max's. I would kiss her, she doesn't choke Iggy in Lady Gaga's newest skunk perfume and then slobber on him with...whatever kind of lip gloss.
Luckily, I was saved by the bell. I ran to get it, and saw that it was just Bridged. My ex girlfriend. Another slut...also, she used me until she moved to Colorado.
"FANGY!" She said, jumping into my arms, while I just stood there stiffly. I was so relieved when she left. Now, she is back. YAY *If you didn't catch the sarcasm, there is a problem with you...*
"I missed you so much!" She said, and tried to kiss me, again with the fucking lip gloss made in some glitter factory!
I turned my face. "Uh...I have a girlfriend..."
She stopped. "What? I thought" she said, starting to 'sob' "I t-t-thought you still loved me" she said.
I closed my eyes. "You cheated on me everyday and then moved without telling me." I said.
"I'm sorry!" she weeped. I almost rolled my eyes. This is the downside to being me.
"No you aren't...now leave" I said, she stomped her foot like a toddler and stormed off. I put my head in my hands and sighed.
Walking back in, I noticed that Lissa left. I don't care why or how, I am just happy she's gone. I got dressed into my usual clothing, and out of my pajamas. I decided I would go to Max's house, since I hadn't seen her Friday.
"I DIDN'T EAT YOUR COOKIE!" Iggy shouted. I heard him laughing.
"YES YOU DID!" Max said, laughing.
Iggy:
"I DIDN'T EAT YOUR COOKIE!"
"YES! YOU DID!"
We burst out laughing.
"Give me a cookie!"
"And if I don't?" I asked.
She thought for a moment, then said, "I'll make you eat my cooking!" she threatened.
I gasped. "I thought you liked me!"
"YOU TOUCH MY COOKIE, I KILL YOU!"
"Can you at least cut off my head, instead?" I laughed and she pouted.
"Is my cooking that bad?"
"Yes...yes it is!" I said, and we were interrupted by the doorbell.
"UGH! IT'S OOOOOPPPPPEEENNNN!" Max screamed at the door. The door opened and I swear, I thought a shadow was the only thing out there. Then, I realized it was Fang.
"HIIIIIIII FANNNGGG!" She said, laughing.
"Hi" He said, giving her a weird look.
"Hi...now, where were we?" Max said, "Oh yes. GIVE ME MY FUCKING COOKIE, BEFORE I CHOKE YOU WITH A PANCAKE FROM HELL!"
"I-it's in the kitchen!" I said, backing away from her, as she stood up and skipped to the kitchen, where her huge choco chip cookie was hidden in the oven, off of course.
Fang was looking at me.
"What? She's scary!"
"Whatever you say, Ig" I frowned.
"So, why are you here, moving darkness?" Max said, approaching with the biggest cookie ever.
"Uh...really? Moving darkness?" he asked, in disbelief. She nodded. "I'm here because I know Lissa won't find me here...or my crazy ex"
"Which one?" I asked. There were so many; Emily, Emma, girl-i-forgot-her-name, and Bridged.
"Bridged Kingsley" He said. I smirked, she was the worst of them all.
"Bridged what!?" Max yelled.
"Kingsley...?" Fang said, kind of moving away from her.
She groaned. "IHATEHERSOFUCKINGMUCH!"
"You know her?" Fang and I both said.
"She was the 2nd worst bully at my old school, next to Lissa."
"Oh..." we both said and she nodded.
After a moment's silence, I reached over to steal a bit of Max's cookie. Biggest mistake I've ever made. She looked at me with a glare so cold that I felt like I was going to freeze and then, as if that wasn't bad enough, she growled. I slowly retracted my hand from her and then her glare turned to a sweet like candy smile. I shook my head.
"IGGY!" I heard Nudge scream, storming down the stairs.
Angel followed her and then saw Fang was here. "FANG!"
"We are right here" we both said, but I screamed...Fang didn't.
"I know" Angel said. "I want to go home!"
"Why?" Fang asked, usually the girls would have to be pried off each other for us to go home.
"Because, Nudge is being unfair!"
"All I said was that Gazzy was being a little bit annoying because he wouldn't shut up about how we weren't hanging out with him, because we were doing our nails. Why would he want to be included in that anyway? I mean is he gay or something? Only girls paint their nails, boys would just look weird if they painted their nails-" She ranted until I did everyone a favor and cover her mouth.
"See! You just, in one phrase said that he was annoying and gay!"
"He's your brother! Why are you standing up for him!"
"You stand up for Iggy when I say he's annoying!"
"You call me annoying?" I asked.
"STAY OUT OF THIS!" Nudge and Angel yelled.
"You guys came to us!" I defended and they rolled their eyes.
They both huffed and turned their backs to each other.
"Come on guys! You are best friends. I'll talk to Gaz but you guys can't let something this silly cause this big of a fight."
"Fine" they both agreed, and went upstairs, but they still weren't talking. I sighed.
"Thank you, Max...for not being such a drama queen" I said, falling on my back.
"Oh yeah, you're thankful I put up with the drama queen named, James." She smiled.
Hey guys, this chapter had almost NO point to it, other than letting you guys know that Bridged is in the story and Max knows her.