Hey guys, this is going to be a really pathetic chapter, I can already tell, but blame writers block. Also, I have been reading the, by far funniest fanfiction about Maximum Ride, 'Diary of a Lovesick Mutant'. It's all about Fang trying to confess his love to Max and failing, epically. When I first read the summary, I was like, this isn't going to be as AMAZING as they all say...omfg...I was so wrong. I'm obsessed with it, mostly the reason that this will be a pathetic chapter.

Anyway, I don't own anything, except my plot...I wish I owned Fang though, that would be awesome!

Fang:

I picked Angel up from the nurse's office and we went to the park.

"Go play or do whatever you do..." I said, sitting on the bench and pulling out my phone to text my mom. She didn't care if we skipped classes, honestly. She's too workaholic to notice anything.

Ange and I are at the park.

okay!

I slipped my phone back into my pocket and then paid attention to Angel, who was playing with a friend she had met.

Then, I realized that Lissa was here, not at school. AND she was talking to Bridged. They stormed over, and glared at me. Unlike when Max glares, it didn't frighten me, neither one.

"Um...hi?"

"Bridged says you are dating."

"Lissa says you are dating"

"Actually," I said, wishing I could finish with 'I fucking hate both of you', but I didn't "Bridged is my ex. We broke up because she left, and now, Lissa and I are dating. So, sorry Bridged...but you're wrong here."

She screamed and stomped her foot. I swear, I thought that only spoiled children on Lissa's reality tv shows did that...oh wait.

I sighed and Lissa climbed into my lap.

"So...now that that bitch is gone..." she trailed off, leaning in to kiss me...or droll on me.

'Can this bitch be gone too?' I thought to myself, wishing somebody would save me.

"NICK! CAN WE GO HOME? I'M BORED!" I was suddenly aware of somebody screaming. Lissa, being the drama queen she is, jumped off of me, shrieked and fell to the floor. She then, proceeded to burst into 'sobs'. I suppressed my urge to burst into hysterical laughs, and looked at Angel.

"Angel that wasn't nice!" I said, but mouthed 'thank you so much" when Lissa wasn't facing me. I helped Lissa up and she didn't say anything. She just glared at Angel, who didn't even flinch, mostly because Lissa's glare was more funny than scary. "Hey, I'll call you later" I told her.

'No, you won't' I saw Angel mouth and smirk. I shushed her and Lissa planted her wet lips onto my cheek, ew.

"Okay, baby!" she cried before walking away, trying to show off her ass...and failing to impress anybody.

"Ew! How can you stand her?" Angel asked and I shrugged. "Anyway, can we stop Max's house after they get home from school?"

I nodded. "Let's go home in the meanwhile."

She nodded and skipped in front of me.

Max:

I would tell you about my boring as...whatever you find boring times ten, day, BUT I think that would be boring and you would all be really uninterested. Unless, of course, you want to hear about the documentary on the different types of grass that Iggy, Ella and I all had to sit through when the assembly was done. Sooo boring.

Anyway, skipping to where I am now, in the car with Nudge, Iggy, Gazzy and Ella...yay.

First, of all, I bet you are wondering why Ella and I aren't on the bus or in our own car, right?

Okay, so here's the story. Ella is the one who has the license to drive, I don't because...I just don't, okay. Anyway, Mom had to borrow her car today, because her car broke down or something, so she came to the school around lunch and picked it up, along with the keys. I had begged Ig to drive us home and he said yes because Fang and Angel were not there.

"So, anyway, I don't know why Angel went home...I mean, Fang just came after 1st period and pulled her out of class. She's so lucky. I wish Iggy had pulled me out of school today, that would've been so cool, but then again, I would've gotten in trouble for ditching...well, not if he-"

"NUDGE!" We all yelled at once, while Iggy reached back and put his hand over her mouth.

"Nudge, licking my hand won't stop me." He said, and Nudge pouted.

"Mkay,Iwlshtlp" she said. Iggy moved his hand. "I said, I'll shut up"

I smiled and looked in to the back. Yes, I got the front seat, just because I'm awesome..not because I growled at Nudge when she tried...

pst...what?! No! That didn't happen!

Anyway, I looked back, and saw Ella avoiding everybody's gaze. She had been really quiet for the past few days, since I found out about her kissing Iggy.

"So, El!" I said, making her jump and look at me. "How was your day?" I asked, trying to cheer her up.

Yes, I had sort of, kind of, maybe forgive Ella,...not totally though.

"Uh...good" She replied, before turning back to the window. I sighed. This was going to be a long week...again. Ugh. When does the drama end!?