A/N: Here's your 'Ernie', Maddie. ;)

"You know..." Her lips curled into a smile and she let her fingers trail up to grab the waistband of his pants. "If you ever need some relief there's something we can do that would give you pleasure and I don't have to worry about being in pain afterward."

He swallowed hard as he looked down at her hand on the waistband of his pants before meeting her eyes. "Like what?"

The smile tugging at her lips told him he knew exactly what she was talking about.

"Here," she smirked. "Let me show you."

He watched Amy slowly stand before she dropped in front of him and spread his legs, situating herself between his thighs; she took hold of the waistband of his pants while looking up to meet his eager eyes.

"Do you trust me?" She received a curt nod from her frozen boyfriend in return and couldn't help the small smile as she started to unbutton his pants, letting her palm press into the front, earning a groan from the physicist.

After she successfully unbuttoned and unzipped him, she was surprised she didn't even have to ask Sheldon to raise himself off the couch. She grabbed the sides of his pants and boxers before pulling them down and letting them pool at his feet before looking up to see Sheldon began stroking himself.

"Ah ah ah." She let her hands squeeze his thighs and watched him release his grasp before he grabbed the arm of the chair, arching his hips in frustration.

"Amy, please."

She felt herself shiver at his plead. "Are we begging now, Dr. Cooper?"

His eyes closed and he stunned her by nodding.

She released his left thigh and took him into her hand before she began with slow languish pumps, her left hand continuing to caress his thigh. "How does that feel?"

She received a whimper in return before she dropped a kiss to the tip.

"How about that?" She looked up at him; his eyes were closed and his chest was rising and falling and when she took him into her mouth, his eyes popped open with a gasp.

One hand stroked the base of his arousal as the other continued to caress his thigh.

She felt his hand run through her hair and smirked against him when she realized he wanted it out of the way to watch her mouth.

She moaned against him, feeling his hips thrusting upward to meet her every suck.

"Oh, good Lord."

She went deeper, taking him all in and the deep moan that escaped Sheldon made Amy ache to have him inside her. She released her hand from his thigh and slipped under her skirt to rub herself through her panties as she continued to pleasure him with her mouth.

"Amy, I'm going to cum."

She removed her mouth from him as she continued to pump him in her hand, swiping her thumb over the head and watched as Sheldon's mouth fell open. She rubbed herself faster but with no relief. Sheldon gave one final thrust of his hips before he groaned loudly while he came hard onto her hand and wrist and she watched him shudder in pleasure.

Finally she stood and as Sheldon gathered his breathing, she made her way to her bathroom to wash up.

She returned a couple minutes later to see Sheldon looking awfully shy as he kept himself still on her couch.

She smiled as she sat down next to him and kissed his blushing cheek.

"Ahem, well, thank you... for that." He kept his eyes on the TV.

Amy stuffed a giggle as she nodded. "You're very welcome."

She leaned back on the couch and smiled as she felt Sheldon's arm wrap around her shoulder and tug her closer as he resumed the series.

Every time Sheldon and Amy would find themselves in a make-out session, Sheldon would become increasingly aroused and Amy only wanted to do something about it. Sure she was aroused too, but she knew better than to get Sheldon to touch her just yet. That didn't mean she couldn't help him out. He would always dismiss the idea at first, afraid he would only want to go further but she always promised it would only be a repeat of what happened on her couch. Of course after a few days of that, Amy's patience was wearing thin.

She needed him bad.

"So how is it going with you and Sheldon? Still holding out?"

Amy glared at her friends as they snickered to each other. "I'm not 'holding out'. I simply felt we need to give it a few days rest."

"Felt?" Bernadette questioned. "So does that mean you're ready to get back on the saddle?"

The blush on her face confirmed their suspicions and the blondes shared a grin.

"I'm just nervous."

"Well sure you are, Amy. Sheldon did a doozy on you." Penny sipped her wine before pulling her feet up on her couch.

"Do you use lubrication?"

"Like KY?"

"Anything that doesn't come out of you."

"No. Sheldon can do that for me just fine." She sipped her wine quickly, hoping the glass would hide her blushing face.

"When do you think you're going to do it again, Ames?"

"Tonight? Sheldon is taking me out for ice cream because of my published paper."

Penny raised her glass into the air. "Go get him, Tiger."

"Thanks for the ice cream, Sheldon. That was very sweet of you even after the lunch you took me for yesterday."

He smiled warmly as he walked into his apartment after her. "You're welcome." He shut the door without looking behind him before joining her on the couch. "You got a paper to appear in Neuron again; You deserved it."

"Do you want some tea? I can make it for us."

"No, I'll make it."

She watched him stand up before he made his way to the kitchen to start boiling water.

Amy stood moments later and walked over to the counter before jumping up and sitting on the cold counter top, her feet dangling freely.

Sheldon turned around from the stove and froze. "What are you doing?" he questioned.

She gave a sly smile before she reached out and filled her fist with his shirt before she pulled him closer, wrapping her legs around his waist as she pulled him down for a searing kiss. She allowed her lip to trace over his bottom lip and grinned when she heard a moan.

Sheldon pulled back a few moments later, gasping for breath as he looked at her in confusion.

She looked up at him with dark green, dilated eyes. "If you love me you will take me right here on his counter."

Her voice was deep and sultry and he felt himself twitch.

"But-"

"I feel fine."

"You said-"

"Forget what I said."

Without a second thought, Sheldon dove back in, cupping her bottom lip with his mouth.

She pulled him closer with her legs, gently prying his lips open with her tongue to stroke his tongue passionately.

He moaned against her lips as he reached for her skirt to unbutton it.

She placed her hands securely on either side of her and raised her hips, so he could discard her skirt and panties, her shoes falling off in the process.

As he threw her skirt over her head, she reached down and undid his pants and briefs, pulling them down to gather around his feet before he eagerly stepped out of them.

It didn't take long for them to be naked and she couldn't help the small giggle when Sheldon grabbed a condom from his pants.

After he rolled it on, he noticed her smirk and he chuckled. "I told you I'm always prepared."

"Why, Dr. Cooper, have you been waiting for me?"

He leaned down and pressed his lips to hers with a grin before he grabbed her hips and pulled her to the edge of the counter. "I'll always wait for you.

She licked her top lip and waited for him to fill her, but he startled her when he spoke. "Wait."

She squealed when he picked her up and carried her to the couch, before he sat down and sat her on his lap.

Her eyes widened when she realized he wanted to have sex on his spot. "Really?" Her question was answered when he let the tip graze her center before he took a nipple into his mouth, letting his tongue swirl around it like a dripping ice cream cone.

"Oh. Sheldon. Please." She pressed her feet into the cushion beside him as she tipped her head back.

Without waiting another moment, Sheldon slowly entered her, careful not to do anything to harm her, but Amy would have none of that. She slammed herself down on him and they both moaned loudly as Sheldon grabbed her hips.

"Yes. Yes. Oh, Amy." He arched his hips off his spot over and over giving her everything he had as he listened to her addicting moans. He leaned forward and pressed his lips to her neck, sucking on a spot just below her ear as he rotated her hips with his hands.

She grabbed onto his shoulders to steady herself as she she continued to rock her hips.

"Shit. That's it. Don't stop." She tipped her head to the side to give him more access and basked in the feeling of his lips trailing over her flesh as he took her over the edge.

Sheldon finished moments later with a guttural groan, his fingertips digging into her hips before he wrapped her in his arms and hugged her close, their breathing slowly returning to normal.

"Wow." Sheldon was the first to speak.

"Hey, that's my word," she grinned before placing a chaste kiss to his lips.

"I almost forgot how good this was."

"It was only a week," she laughed.

"Only?" He cocked his brows at her. "You're the one who was begging."

She mock gasped at him before she stood up and started toward the bathroom.

"Where are you going?"

"To the shower." She refused to look back. "I would ask you to join, but I wouldn't want you to think I was begging."

Sheldon shook his head with a grin before he got up and chased after her. She screamed with a laugh as she ran into the bathroom.

He quickly wrapped his arms around her waist from behind before kissing her shoulder.

"Are we going to take a shower or are you going to maul me again?"

"Why can't we have both?" he growled into her ear before he slipped his hands from her to start the shower.

She grabbed a couple bath towels from the closet and set them on the sink before she stepped into the shower once he started it.

She grinned up at him but it quickly faltered when she saw worry in his eyes. "What's wrong, Sheldon?"

"I just- I don't want this to start all over. If you haven't noticed I can't seem to get enough of you."

She caressed his cheek with her hand and he closed his eyes at the soft contact. "I promise I'll tell you when I need a break."

He nodded before opening his eyes. "I love you."

"I love you, too."

"Now..." He pressed her against the tile, putting both hands on the wall on either side of her. "Where were we?"

She let out a throaty laugh when his lips descended to her neck.

"Are you almost done in there, Penny?"

"No. I just got out of the shower."

He groaned as he danced in place. "Okay, well I'm going to go use the bathroom at home. I'll be right back."

He quickly made his way across the hall, into his apartment before hearing the shower running. "Damn it." He knew his bladder couldn't wait much longer with that extra large soda from the movies. Sheldon would just have to get over it. "Sheldon, I'm coming in! I have to use the bathroom."

He pushed the door open and walked to the toilet before he started to undo his pants.

"Leonard, I wouldn't do that if I were you."

He looked back at Sheldon, who had peeked his head out, as he grabbed hold of his waistband "What? Why?"

Just then Amy popped her head out of the shower. "Hello, Leonard."

"Amy?" Shocked, he quickly pulled his pants back up.

Behind the curtain Amy had Sheldon's erection in her hand, stroking it slowly as Sheldon tried to keep a straight face.

"I'm sorry. I didn't know." He nearly tripped as he ran out of the bathroom and then the apartment.

"You are a vixen," he growled before he picked her back up and she wrapped her legs around his waist.

"Mm, I love it when you call me that."

He sunk his teeth into her neck, nipping it as he took his member in his hand and pushing it inside her.

"Fuck. Yes, Sheldon." She curled her toes as she felt her back continuously hit the cold tile wall as he thrust inside her again and again, marking his territory on her neck.

"Amy.."

She hummed appreciatively as her name left his lips and vibrated against her neck. Nothing turned her on more than knowing she was the only person that could turn him on.

Sheldon could feel her walls clench around him and he slowly pulled most of himself out before pushing back in, letting his hand leave her thigh and rubbing her clit with his thumb.

That was all Amy needed because within seconds, she came hard around him as he continued to thrust into her, moaning her name like a mantra as he came, himself.

Both simply stared at each other as they regained their breathing before Sheldon realized his fingers were digging into her thigh that he held wrapped around his waist. He leaned forward and captured her lips in a slow, yet hard kiss. She moaned softly into it and let her fingers play with the hairs on his neck.

"I like shower sex," he grinned against her lips before he pulled back and slowly lowered her to the floor. "Glad we have adhesive ducks."

She let out a throaty laugh before grabbing herself a washcloth.