After a couple minutes, Amy could feel him swell inside of her again and she smirked.
"I could definitely get used to practicing."
"You had a pregnancy scare?"
Amy winced at the raised voice her best friend used on her.
Bernadette sipped her wine. "You two have a combined IQ of almost 400. How could you forget to wear a condom?"
"We were in the heat of the moment. These things happen." She sipped her own wine. "And we were in the shower."
"You have to be more careful."
"I know this, Penny."
She could tell she was getting annoyed. I'm sorry. How did Sheldon react?"
"He freaked out at first when he realized we didn't use protection but he was acting different when I got back from the drug store. Then when we found out it was a false alarm he admitted he would have been a good dad and I realized he was actually disappointed."
"Wow," Bernadette whispered. "Really?"
She nodded. "Yeah. Then I told him we could always practice and he got over it pretty quickly." The twinkle in her eyes told her friends more than they wanted to know.
"Amy!" Penny laughed. "You little vixen." She sipped her wine. "But seriously, you should get on some kind of birth control."
"I am. I have an appointment on Friday."
"Good."
"Hello, Amy."
"Good Morning, Dr. Falkin." She shifted a bit on the exam table.
"I see you want to get on birth control. Is there a specific one you had in mind?"
"I was thinking Mirena."
"Mirena is a great choice. It's a T-shaped figure-"
"I know what it is."
Dr. Falkin nodded. "Okay. Well then, let's baby-proof you."
After leaving the doctor's, Amy stopped by the local coffee shop and picked up a dozen donuts to bring to Sheldon and Leonard's for Pizza Night.
Once she got home, she showered and changed into a black skirt and white blouse before throwing on a red cardigan and finishing off with a little makeup before slipping on her shoes. She was glad she ditched the orthopedic shoes and tights. Penny helped her realize they weren't doing her any favors.
"Sheldon," Leonard called as he knocked on the bathroom, "everyone is going to be here soon. Hurry up."
"You can't rush these things, Leonard! They're called restrooms for a reason!"
Shaking his head, Leonard walked toward the kitchen until he heard a knock at the door. He grabbed the money on the table and paid for the pizzas. Amy was just walking up the last set of stairs as the delivery man started walking down.
"Hey, Amy." He narrow his brows at the box in her hand. "What are those?"
"Hi, Leonard. I brought donuts."
"Wow, that was nice of you." He stepped aside as she walked in before closing the door behind her. "Sheldon, Amy's here!" He placed the pizzas down on the coffee table before going to get waters from the fridge for everyone.
They both heard the door as it was ripped open.
Amy watched Sheldon's annoyed face suddenly soften into a smile when he saw her. "Good evening, Amy."
She couldn't help but mimic it. "Good evening, Sheldon." She watched eyes travel down to the box in her hand. "Donuts."
"Oh," he grinned. "Yum."
She set the box of donuts down next to the pizza before she walked up to where he was just after the step. "How was your day?"
He smiled as he looked down at her and had a strong urge to grab her hips. "It went well. How was yours?"
"Good. I went to the doctors today," she said in a quieter tone. "And now I'm on birth control. So no more condoms for you." She raised her brows with a smirk and watched Sheldon lose his breath.
"Real- really?"
She nodded.
"I'm starved!"
They both quickly looked up to see the rest of the gang walk into the apartment and taking their usual places as they reached for the pizza.
Amy turned back to look at Sheldon who was already staring at her again. She could hear him breathing now and his dilated pupils said it all.
But they needed to eat. He would just have to wait.
"Come on, let's go eat."
She made her way to the couch but Sheldon couldn't seem to move his feet.
No more condoms.
He couldn't help but grin.
"These donuts are really good. Thanks for getting them, Ames."
"Oh you're welcome. Yeah, I like to go there and get one once in a while and I thought why not get them for a pizza night."
"Where is this place again?"
"It's Andy's Coffee Shop."
"Hey," Raj beamed, "Isn't that where you and Sheldon met?"
She thought a moment before she realized he was right. "Yeah," she nodded. "I guess it is."
"I did a good job playing Matchmaker. Move over, Patti Stanger."
"Who?" They all asked.
He sighed. "Millionaire Matchmaker?" When their faces only looked more confused, he waved them off. "Never mind."
Howard shook his head before turning to Sheldon. "Aren't you glad you agreed to go?"
"I didn't really have a choice, remember? Thanks to a dirty sock."
"I've very thankful for that dirty sock," Amy grinned and Sheldon quickly mirrored her smile.
"Me too."
They quickly found themselves lost in each others dilated eyes.
"Earth to Shamy," Howard grinned.
They quickly pulled their eyes from each other and blushed as they noticed their staring friends.
"Oh stop it, Howie. They're in love."
Leonard stood from his chair. "Does anyone want tea with their doughnut?"
"Sure," Amy nodded.
"Um Amy there's something I wanted to show you in my room."
She watched her boyfriend stand before she followed suit. "Oh, okay."
"Do you still want tea, Amy?"
"No, we'll be a busy for a bit. You know, what with the... thing... I have to show her."
Amy looked at him with confusion before she was pulled toward his bedroom. Once they were inside she watched him lock the door. She looked around the room to see if she could spot anything different. "What did you want to show- umph!"
She quickly found the physicists hands around her lower back and his lips pressed to hers. The strength of his arms around her sent a throbbing current through her beating heart.
She felt his tongue probing between her lips and she quickly granted him access before their tongues met and she brought her hands up to cup his face while pressing her body closer to his.
He let his hands move up her back, under her cardigan, frustrated that she tucked her blouse in.
When the must for air was inevitable, she pulled back and watched as Sheldon's dilated eyes slowly opened. She moved her hand up and let her thumb wipe a bit of lipstick from the corner of his swollen lips.
"I've been wanting to kiss you since you first walked in."
"Yeah?" She got on her tip toes and kissed his jawline which only aided in his arousal. "We should probably go back out there. They'll think we're doing something else," she giggled.
"I um... can't."
She furrowed her brows as she studied his face. "What do you mean you- ohhhh." She quickly glanced down and confirmed what she already knew before a smirk arose. "You know, I could help you with that."
She watched him swallow hard as he pondered her proposal.
She nearly fainted when he nodded.
"Really? You do know all our friends are out there."
"Amy, you're the one suggesting it and I can't go out there unless I get rid of this."
"You're right," she nodded. She reached out and undid his pants before she pulled them down along with his briefs. "Lie down on the bed."
She watched him sit down and lie on his back before she sat on the bed and knelt down beside him, taking his erection in her hand and stroking it slowly. She loved watching his face and it only turned herself on. First his eyes would close. Then lips part. Then his breathing would grow heavy.
She let her free hand caress his inner thighs as she increased the speed of her hand around his length. "How's that?"
"Mmm" was his only response.
She felt her own genitals react even stronger and as she looked back at his closed door, she knew if they were quiet, they wouldn't be found out.
She took her hand away from his thigh and pulled up her skirt before reaching under and pulling down her panties with one hand. Once they were off, she let go of him and situated herself on his lap.
His eyes immediately popped open when he felt her weight on him. "Amy," he whispered. He watched her quickly looked down and give a little smile. "What if they hear us?"
"I'll just have to keep you quiet."
Before he could question her she took him in her hand and he felt himself sink deep inside her.
He started to release a moan, but she quickly covered his mouth with her own, shoving her tongue into his mouth as she began to rock her hips.
He quickly cupped her ass and pressed her into him causing her to moan into his mouth.
"What do you think they're doing in there?" Penny hesitantly asked.
"He's probably showing her a new comic book," Howard guessed. "He got quite a few on New Comic Book Night."
"That or they're doing the dance with no pants," Raj grinned.
They all looked at him in disgust.
"What? They do do that now."
"Amy" he groaned into her mouth as her hand moved between them and allowed her fingers to lightly stroke his shaft just before he would get sunk back into her warm center at every thrust. "Oh, that feels good."
"Shh," she smirked and he couldn't help but mirror her. Why were her smiles so contagious.
"You're the one doing this."
She pulled her face back enough to see his eyes. "I can stop right now if you'd like."
"Don't you dare."
She sat up and ground her hips into his over and over as she pulled her hair up into her hands.
He reached over and pulled her skirt up watching as he disappeared inside her time and time again until it was too much.
Amy watched his eyes roll into the back of his head and his mouth fall open as wave after wave of pleasure washed over him and he came hard inside her.
Amy felt her own orgasm quickly approaching and she reached forward, grabbing the front of his shirt, tightening it in her fists as she silently fell over the edge before falling onto his chest, as they both caught their breath.
"They've been in there a long time."
"Twenty eight minutes and thirty four seconds."
They, again, all turned to Raj disgusted.
"Hey. I don't have a life, okay?"
Before they could say anything in return, Sheldon's bedroom door swung open and they watched both Sheldon and Amy exit the bedroom. Everyone noticed the wrinkles on Sheldon's shirt and Amy's skirt as well as how much they were trying to hide their smiles. Amy tried to flatten her hair as they walked over to the couch and sat back down in their usual spots.
The stunned silence from their friends left little hope that they didn't know that they were up to.
Amy folded her hands in her lap nervously before looking at a shocked Leonard.
"I'll take some tea now, please."
