Chapter 23

A/N- I just realized that the last four chapters have been written in Boz's point of view. Don't worry, he won't be the only point of view this chapter.

Disclaimer- I don't own Kickin It or Pair of Kings.

Boz's POV

It has been a week since my date with Candace and today we were filming the first episode of her show with me as co-host. At first I was nervous, but then I realized something. I'm already a co-king. Being a co-host should be no problem. "And, action," the director said.

"Hey Kinkowans," Candace said. "This week is the first episode with King Boz as my co-host. Speaking of Boz, since his Flaji comments last week Brady's approval rating has dropped 8%." "Why do people still keep track of Brady's approval rating if he's not king?" I asked. "I don't know," Candace told me, "but it's time to move on to Boz's new segment." The cameras turned towards me and I began. "This is my new segment where I talk about people who live in the castle. This week I will be revealing a secret that has long been kept hidden."

Lanny's POV

I walked into the throne room at my castle where Frannie was watching TV. "You're watching Candace's dumb gossip show?" I asked annoyed. "You should watch it. Your cousin is about to start his new segment. He's going to tell secrets about people in the castle." That got my attention. I felt like a little kid on Christmas. "Please say something embarrassing about a Makoola," I said hopefully. Boz was about to tell the secret. "The secret is that Sirocco's secret identity is-" Boz paused for dramatic effect. I was freaking out. "Katawampus, get my cannon! We're gonna get Sirocco!" I yelled. "Brady!" Boz announced. Great. Sirocco is one of the few people I can't get rid of. "Cancel the cannon Katawampus," I said sadly. Let down of the century.

Kim's POV

Jack and I were watching Candace's show when we heard yelling coming from the king's room. We knew what that meant. Boomer and Boz were trying to do karate. When we got there Boomer and Boz were having a slap fight, which is their version of karate. "Why are you fighting?" Jack asked. "Boz revealed Sirocco's identity on TV!" Boomer yelled. "And why do you care?" I asked. "He didn't mention Sirocco Taco!" "Who?" Jack and I asked together. "Me!" Boomer said annoyed. "Sirocco's sidekick and heart of his operation." Brady told us the Sirocco story, but didn't tell us he was Sirocco and he never said anything about a Sirocco Taco."

"Boz!" Now we have to deal with Brady. "Why did you just tell the whole island my secret identity!" he yelled as he ran into the room. "And who even told you I was Sirocco?" "Boomer did." "Boomer, why did you tell him?" "He's our brother I thought we could trust him. And your not the only one who's angry. How come no one remembers Sirocco Taco?" "No one cares about Sirocco Taco." Boomer ran out of the room looking like he was about to cry.

"Why did you tell them?" Brady yelled at Boz. "I just needed something to say on the show." "Oh, so now you're going to blame it on your stupid show and your girlfriend." "Candace is not stupid!" Boz yelled. "I didn't say she was stupid. I said-" Brady was cut of as Boz tackled him. Jack pulled Boz off of Brady. "Look at what you two did!" I yelled. "Because of some stupid TV show you guys are turning on each other! You're brothers! You can't do that! And what about Boomer? Did you two even think about him?" I walked out of the room and Jack followed me. "You really scared them," Jack told me. "Yeah. I know. I tried." "That show could be a lot of trouble," Jack said, "especially for us." "Yeah. Imagine if they got pictures of me and Brody at the dance." "Or if they got pictures of me and Lindsey at the zompyre movie." "Did I ever tell you about the dream I had at the movies?" I asked him. "No."

"Well this is what happened. Jerry was a zompyre and they were attacking people. Worst of all you were dating Lindsey. Milton invented a way to turn zompyres back to humans, but we had to go to school to get it. Eventually everyone was turned into a zompyre but you and me. Then Lindsey turned you into a zompyre, and you were going to turn me into one, but Lindsey wouldn't let you." "Why not?" "She thought that if I became a zompyre you would leave her and end up with me. Then I turned everyone back to human and I told you that you belonged with me." Jack was laughing. "What?" I asked. "It's just that I'm so awesome that even when I'm an undead hybrid monster you still love me." "You're not that awesome." "Yes I am." "No you're not." "Yes I am." "No you're not." "Are we gonna have another fight like this or can we just skip to the part when I kiss you?" "Just kiss me."

Boomer's POV

I was sitting on the throne crying. How could they say that no one cares about Sirocco Taco? He is a hero to the people. He is a legend. People will write stories and make movies about him. Monuments will be built to honor him. Hundreds of years from now, children will read stories about him in history books and dress up like him for Halloween. I snapped out of my daydream when my brothers walked up to me. "What do you want?" I asked angrily. "Look Boom, we're really sorry. We didn't mean to hurt your feelings," Brady apologized. "If it makes you feel any better," Boz stated, "I'm quitting the show." "Your giving up your show?" I asked. "Yeah. Today I realized being on the show isn't worth it if it means hurting you guys." "Thanks Boz."

A/N- Sorry if the Kick moment seems random. I just felt like writing about them today. There will be a big surprise in the next chapter. Actually, it might not surprise you. I don't know. You can guess what will happen if you want. Please excuse grammar mistakes.