Firefly wrote:

Hello! So, um, I haven't really had a lot of experience with boys because I'm adopted and my mother is a G- er, is way overprotective. How do I go about talking to one? Also, just out of curiosity, how popular do you think a princess should be?


Dearest Darlingest Firefly,

The best way to attract a boy is to be popular! Have you been viewing the past letters? All you do is flip your hair and bat your lashes. And the next time there's a dance, dance with him.

Princesses are the most popular of all popular! If you're not exactly a well-known princess, crown yourself princess of something and show it off. For instance, I'm the princess of pink!

Sincerely,

Princess Glinda of the Upper Uplands