JCbolt wrote:
Galinda-
Let's just say that a certain Winkie prince was actually in love with a certain green girl, not in love with a certain blonde girl. Hypothetically, of course. But… if this was true, how do you think that blonde girl would take it? Oh, by the way, I also need to know how to dress… um… "girlier." Apparently, the bomber jacket, slightly messy hair, and riding boots make me seem intimidating to some people. TEACH ME YOUR WAYS, OH GREAT ONE.
-JC, the one who is really, really weird.
Dearest Darlingest JCbolt,
If a prince fell in love with a green girl, that would be great. I have a good friend who's green. But if he was dating the blonde girl first, the blonde should run after him, strangle him, and beat him to a pulp...but then make him better so he can model tight white pants. :) But in all honesty, the blonde girl deserves a simply popularified life, righties?
Why? Do you know someone with this problem?
Dressing Girlier is easy. It depends on how willing you are to go. Trade a bomber jacket for a comfy, slightly tight sweatshirt or jacket of a popular brand. Messy hair can be groomed and flipped. Riding boots can stay, actually. Or wear flip flops.
Love,
Glinda of the Upper Uplands
P.S. You're not weird. Look at Biq. He's REALLY weird (and creepified!)