Ch. 8

AN: Stop flaming ok! *if u do de prep!*

'do de prep'? What the ****? You have to admire her bullheaded determination to make this fanfic work. Even though it's a bad fanfic, I have to give her brownie points for that.

Everyone in the class stared at me. Draco came into the room, even though he was still naked, and begged me to keep dating him.

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][d[pfkogj Draco, didn't I say something about not running naked into classrooms in the last chapter? Didn't I? You should follow my advice… If you do than this whole story will be better…

"Ebony, it's not what you think!" Draco screamed.

My friend Bloody Mary Smith smiled at me understandingly.

Edited Out: Bloody Mary's understated smiling

Isn't Bloody Mary the name of a ghost who haunts mirrors? When I was told Bloody Mary stories as a little kid, I would stay away from mirrors for days on end. What is she doing in this fanfic?

She flipped her waist length, Gothic, black hair and opened her crimson eyes. She was wearing contact lenses. She had pale skin, but she was wearing white makeup. Hermione had been kidnapped when she was born.

Nonononono! cgyhuijokp[l;]h'\yggyhjubnt Tara… why do you do this to literature? Why? If she's a vampire too then I'm just going to scream.

Her real parents are vampires.

I hate you Tara. I curse your name.

One of her parents was a witch. Voldemort killed her mother and her father committed suicide because he was depressed about it.

Hello Golem, would you like to join this story? It would be better!

Once more, there is a difference between 'depressed' and 'depression'. Unless her father felt an aversion to action upon his wife's death, I doubt that this is true.

She still has nightmares about it and she is very haunted and depressed.

You know Tara, there are plenty of brilliant people who are out there. They don't have to be Goth or emo. They don't have to feel a lack of emotions or an aversion to activity. They don't have to have red eyes or leather dresses. They just have to be themselves. They have to be their own, unique individuals. That is what makes a person 'cool'. I feel very sorry for this poor girl if this is truly her take on the world, because that is a very narrow view. A very narrow view indeed…

It turns out that her real last name is Smith and not Granger. (Since she has converted to Satanism she is in Slytherin now, not Gryffindor).

Actually, if she would still do anything for honour and if she is still brave, her house wouldn't change. I'm just saying.

"What do you desire, you meaningless twit!" Snape demanded angrily. I ignored him.

Edited Out: Snape demeaning angrily

"Vampire, I can't believe that you cheated on me; and with Draco!" I shouted.

Wasn't Ebony dating Draco? Shouldn't it be, "Draco, I can't believe that you cheated on me; and with Vampire!"?

Everyone gasped.

POV change from Ebony to Draco. Why? I don't know.

I didn't know why Ebony was so mad at me. I had gone out with Vampire for a while, until he broke my heart. I'm bisexual and so is Vampire and Ebony.

There are no words for this canonrape. No words…

He dumped me because he liked Britney, a stupid preppy ****er.

Britney Spears?

You know 'prep' is not an insult. It's a term used to classify people. Stop using that word. You're really starting to piss me off.

We were just good friends now.

Wait, I thought that he broke your heart? How are you good friends? When someone breaks your heart, usually you become enemies…not best buddies.

He had gone through horrible problems and now he was a Goth. As if I would hang out with a prep!

Ok, I'm not a Goth, and I'm not going to pretend to be one; but if I was one, this would really insult me. Heck, I'm not a Goth and I still feel insulted for some reason.

POV change from Draco to Ebony.

"I'm not going out with Draco anymore!" Vampire said.

"Yeah ****ing right! **** off you *******!" I screamed.

I ran into the Forbidden Forest where I had lost my virginity to Draco. I burst into tears.

Edited Out: Ebony losing her virility. That applies to guys. Ebony is not a guy. That's the only thing in this fanfic that I'm actually sure about.