Ch. 9

AN: Stop flaming ok! I didn't read all the books! This is from the movie, so it's not my fault if Dumbledore swears! Besides, I SAID THAT HE HAD A HEADACHE! Snape doesn't like Harry because he is a Christian and Harry is a Satanist! MCR rocks!

I have a headache! Snape never liked Harry! Dumbledore doesn't swear in the movies! What the **** are you talking about! Why is MCR in your author's note? What does this band have to do with anything? I'm so confused…

As for everyone reading this, you can't kill an online story with fire. What you have to do (and this is hard) is to not comment. That just encourages them to keep writing. Send them a PM asking if they need any help with their grammar and spelling, but don't comment. Flaming is like all fire: if you add fire to something that's already bad (oil for example), it just gets worse. Much, much worse.

I was so mad and sad.

As long as you didn't feel an aversion to activity, I don't care how you feel.

I couldn't believe that Draco cheated on me. I leaned against the tree where I did it with Draco and cried.

Then all of a sudden, a horrible man with red eyes and no nose flew towards me on a broomstick!

Edited Out: Further reassurement that the noseless man has no nose. Surprise, surprise.

(AN: He looked like Voldemort does in the movies) He was wearing black clothing, but it was obvious that he wasn't Gothic. It was Voldemort!

Edited Out: unnecessary ellipses

"No!" I shouted.

Voldemort shouted, "Imperius!" I couldn't run away.

The incantation is imperio. Not imperius. That's the name of the spell.

"Crookshanks!" I shouted at him.

That's the name of Hermione's cat. Try again Tara. Also, if Ebony is under the Imperius curse, why can she talk? Is this another Mary Sue thing?

Voldemort fell off of his broom and screamed.

I felt bad for him, even though I'm a sadist, so I stopped.

If you were a sadist, than you wouldn't have felt bad for him; you would feel happy that you're inflicting pain. Am I the only one here with a large, well-used vocabulary? Also, I think that Tara means the pain causing curse Cruciatus. These things matter!

"Ebony!" He yelled, "You have to kill Vampire Potter!"

Edited Out: Voldemort's terrible Elizabethan English. As someone who reads a lot of Shakespeare, it was very painful.

I thought about Vampire's sexy eyes, his Gothic black hair and how he looks like Joe Madden.

No, he doesn't.

I remembered how Draco had told me that I didn't understand. Then I thought what if Draco had dated Vampire before he dated me, and then they broke up?

"No Voldemort!" I shouted.

Voldemort gave me a gun.

"No! Please!" I begged.

Don't you people have wands? Then again, you can block/dodge curses. It's harder to block/dodge bullets. At least, I think so. I'm not quite sure. I think it would be harder to block/dodge curses since they are magical, but unfortunately I cannot test this theory.

'You have to!" Voldemort shouted, "Or I will kill your beloved Draco!"

Why don't you just kill Harry and skip this bull****?

"How did you know?" I exclaimed.

Voldemort looked at me in a way that suggested that he thought that I was mentally challenged.

For the record, I think Ebony's mentally challenged too.

"I have telekinesis," he said.

Oh, you can move physical objects with your mind? That's neat, but it's not an explanation. You can't read minds or memories with telekinesis. You can set things on fire, freeze things, and move physical objects, but that's it. You can't read minds. You also can't cure my headache.

"If you don't kill Vampire, you know what will happen to Draco!" he shouted. He flew away angrily on his broomstick.

Why is he angry? His weird nonsensical plan worked! Kind of…

I was scared, mad and I didn't know what to do. Suddenly, Draco came into the woods.

How did he know Ebony was there?

"Draco." I said, "Hi!"

"Hi," he replied, but he looked sad.

*He was wearing white foundation and messy eyeliner kind of like a pentagram (geddit) between Joel Madden and Gerard Way.*

We have some options here.

1. Draco is wearing white foundation and messy eyeliner. His style of makeup is derived from both Joel Madden and Gerard Way.

2. Draco is wearing white foundation. His messy eyeliner is shaped like a pentagram. It is located between Joel Madden and Gerard Way.

3. Draco is wearing white foundation. If Gerard Way and Joel Madden had a baby, it would be Draco's pentagram shaped eyeliner.

4. Draco is wearing white foundation. His pentagram shaped eyeliner is messy. If Gerard Way and Joel Madden had a baby it would be Draco.

This is ridiculous.

"Are you ok?" I asked.

"No," he answered.

I love how Ebony forgets all about Voldemort. This kind of thing must happen very often.

"I'm sorry that I was angry with you, but I thought that you were cheating on me," I explained.

Edited Out: Ebony expelling at Draco

You have no idea how much time I spent agonizing over how to correct that sentence.

"That's ok," he said in a depressed manner.

Grrrrrrr. He said an aversion to action. Can you pick a new word to brutally rape?

We walked back to Hogwarts while making out.

Wow. I sure can't make out and walk. Can you? It must be another Mary Sue thing.