Ch. 10
AN: Stop it you gay faggots! If you do not like my story, then **** off! It turns out that Bloody Mary isn't a muggle after all. Bloody Mary and Vampire are evil. That's why they are now in Slytherin, ok?
No. It's not ok. You don't understand the sorting hat system. It is based off of values. Their values would not change even if they were evil, so no, it's not ok.
I worried about Voldemort all day. I was still upset when I went to my band's rehearsals. My band is a gothic metal band and it's called 'Bloody Gothic Rose 666'. I am the lead singer. I also play the guitar. People say that we sound like a cross between GC, Slipknot and MCR. Bloody Mary, Vampire, Draco, Hargrid and Ron (We call him Diabolo) are also in the band. Ron has black hair with blue streaks.
Diabolo is a juggling prop. You know that, right? Ah Tara, you never cease to confuse me.
Hargrid may be Hagrid, but there's so much name-changing that I'm not sure.
Today Draco and Vampire were depressed so they didn't come to our rehearsal.
Oh my G*d. Did she actually use 'depressed' correctly? She did! She did! Yay! Finally! I've only been going on about that for this whole fanfic!
We wrote songs instead. I knew that Draco was probably slitting his wrists (he wouldn't die because he is a vampire. You can only kill vampires with crosses and stakes.)
You can also behead them. Or you can put a stake in their hearts, then behead them, then stuff their mouths with holy wafers. Fire is a method, but it may not work. Holy water will hurt them, but not kill. I may have to read Dracula again , but I believe that Van Helsing beheaded Dracula. Since most vampires (glittery fairies in Twilight are excused from this) are based off of Dracula, I feel that we can safely follow these rules.
Don't you wear cross shaped earrings in Ch. 6?
Edited Out: awkward bracket-in-bracket (-(-)-) *facedesk*
Vampire was probably watching a depressing movie like The Corpse Bride.
'The Corpse Bride'? That's not a depressing movie. That made me laugh, it's a cute romantic comedy by Tim Burton. If you want a depressing movie than watch 'The Colour Purple'. Now that's a depressing movie. By the way, Tara actually used depressing right. A movie can be depressing, but 'The Corpse Bride' is not.
For the record, the definition of depressing is to cause a damage reduction in the economy, or to cause a feeling of miserable dejection. So Tara did use 'depressing' correctly.
I put on a black leather shirt that showed off my boobs and a matching miniskirt. The miniskirt said 'Simple Plan' on the back. You might think that I'm a slut, but I'm not.
The definition of a slut is a slovenly or promiscuous woman. You are a slut. Sorry.
*We were singing a cover of 'Helena' and at the end of the song I suddenly bust into tears.*
I couldn't find anything about Helena or her covers.
"Ebony, are you ok?" Bloody Mary Smith asked. She was concerned.
Edited Out: Mary's concerted asking
"What the **** do you think!" I asked angrily.
I think that you're a crazy, psychopathic *****. Do you have any more dumb questions?
"Voldemort came and that ****ing ******* told me to ****ing kill Harry! I don't want to kill him. He's very nice, even if he did go out with Draco; but if I don't kill Harry, Voldemort will ****ing kill Draco!" I cried. I burst into tears.
Hmmm. Maybe we should tell the headmaster. No? Alright then.
One more thing, don't you call 'Harry', 'Vampire'. Have you decided that 'Vampire' is a silly name for a vampire? That's like me naming myself 'Human'!
Suddenly, Draco jumped out from behind a wall.
How did he fit behind a wall? Did he jump through the wall? Do the laws of physics apply to Mary Sues?
"Why didn't you ****ing tell me?" He shouted, "How could you! You ****ing poser! You're a muggle *****!" (AN: See? Is that out of character?)
I actually spent a few seconds trying to decide if I should replace 'muggle' with asterisks. Technically, it is a wizard swear word. Sort of. I don't know…
Yes. Yes it is out of character. Where are Crab and Goyle? If they don't want to hang out with these crazies, than they must have more sense than I thought they had. Evidently Crab and Goyle are the most intelligent people in this fanfic. Who knew?
I started to cry.
Weren't you already crying?
Draco cried too, because he was sensitive.
I think he's crying because either he gets killed, or his friend gets killed. For being in such a situation, he is excused from crying, because that kind of makes sense.
Then he ran out of the room. He was still crying.
We practised for one more hour. Suddenly, Dumbledore walked into the room. He was angry! His eyes were fiery, and I knew that this time, it wasn't because he had a headache.
I've had headaches. You don't get fiery eyes from headaches. How can I put this? When you have a headache…your head aches. Surprise, surprise. Please take note of my dry sarcasm.
"What have you done!" he cried out. He seemed wise. (AN: See, that's not swearing. This time he's really upset and you will see why!)
"Ebony, Draco has been found in his room. He committed suicide. He slit his wrists."
What? I have some issues with this:
1. Why is Dumbledore telling Ebony this news specifically?
2. Why is Dumbledore telling his students that other students have been found dead?
3. Shouldn't Dumbledore have put a stop to the whole wrist slitting thing a few chapters ago?
4. Crab and Goyle must have found Draco's dead body. They did the sensible thing and told the headmaster about it.
5. Why does he assume that Ebony has obviously done something to make Draco commit suicide?
6. This one's a quote, "I knew that Draco was probably slitting his wrists (he wouldn't die because he is a vampire. You can only kill vampires with crosses and stakes.)" Unless Draco slit his wrists with a cross or a stake, I don't see how death by wrist slitting is possible for Draco.
7. Can we at least try to keep it consistent?