Ch. 14

AN: **** off preps! Ok? Raven, thanks for helping me. I'm sorry I couldn't update, but I was depressed and I had to go to the hospital because I slit my wrists.

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You shouldn't do that! EVER!

PS: I'm not updating until get 10 good reviews!

WARNING: SOME OF THIS CHAPTER IS EXTREMELY SCARY. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.

Well, this whole story is scary so…

There's nothing scarier than bad grammar and bad spelling.

We ran up to Voldemort.

Did you dodge his spell? Remember the spell Tara? From last chapter?

It wasn't Voldemort; it was the fat guy who killed Cedric.

Erm, that was Voldemort…

Draco was there. He was crying tears of blood. Wormtail was torturing him. Vampire and I ran in between Wormtail and Draco.

Brave, but it's always a bad idea to run between a killer and his/her victim. *whispers* Go Wormtail! Get them! Stab them! *whispers*

*"rid my sight you despicable preps!" he shouted as we started shooting him with the gun Then suddenly he looked at me and he fell down with a lovey-dovey look in his eyes.*

Woah! What a long sentence! Let's play the option game!

1. Wormtail wants Ebony to rid him of his sight. He says that they are preps. As he was talking Ebony and Draco shot him with a gun. How are they sharing a gun? I don't know. As he was being shot Wormtail looked at Ebony and fell down "with a lovey-dovey look in his eyes." Oh joy.

2. Wormtail wants Ebony and Draco to get out of his sight. He says that they are preps. As he was talking Ebony and Draco shot him with a gun. How are they sharing a gun? I don't know. As he was being shot Wormtail looked at Ebony and fell down "with a lovey-dovey look in his eyes."

See why grammar is important?

"Ebony, I love you! Will you have sex with me?" he asked. (AN: in this story he is 16 yrs. old, so he is not a pedophile ok?)

He may not be, but it's still creepy.

"Huh?" I asked.

Aren't you intelligent…

"Ebony, I love you! Will you have sex with me?" he repeated.

I laughed crudely. "What the ****? You torture my boyfriend, and then you expect me to **** you? G*d, you are so ****ed up, you ****ing *******."

Hmmm, yes that seems about right, but he is asking, not expecting. As for G*d, I thought that Ebony was a Satanist. What does G*d have to do with this anyways? Is he a character in here as well?

Then I stabbed him in the heart. Blood poured out of the wound like a fountain.

"No!" he screamed.

Edited Out: "NOOOOOOOOO!" Need I say more?

He started to run around while he screamed.

Wow, I didn't think that after being stabbed in the heart you could do that! He's very lively for a severely wounded man isn't he?

Then he fell down and died. I started to cry because I was so sad.

I thought that Ebony liked hurting and killing people. Isn't she a sadist?

"Wormtail, what are you doing?" Voldemort called out.

Wait a minute, Voldemort tried to kill Ebony at the end of the last chapter, therefore he had to have seen her, which means that he must have seen that whole exchange, so why is he asking Wormtail silly questions? He just saw his minion die!

"Oh hello dead minion of mine, how are you doing today? I was thinking that we could go out to see a movie or something, but you look dead, so I'll just have to take your killer out to a movie instead. I hope that you don't mind, bye! See you later!"

…I'm so confused…

Then he came over! His high heels clacked on the floor.

What? Correction: "Oh hello dead minion of mine, how are you doing today? I was thinking that we could go shopping or something, but you look dead, so I'll just have to take your killer out shopping instead. I really need some more high heels; my third closet is completely full! Can you believe that? I hope that you don't mind, bye! See you later!"

We got on to our broomsticks and we flew to Hogwarts.

Where did you get those?

I guess poor Voldemort will have to go shopping on his own… *pats a lonely Voldemort*

We went to my room. Vampire went away. I started crying. Draco was taking off his clothes so we could have sex.

Ewww, necrophilia! Also, it's amazing how much Draco cares about Ebony's feelings. Aren't they in love or something?

"What's wrong honey?" he asked.

He had a six pack (AN: get it; because he's so sexy!) and a really big you-know-what and everything!

A big arm? Leg? Ankle? Head? Clearly I don't know… thank you for your six year old description powers.

"It's so unfair!" I yelled. "Why can't I just be ugly or plain like all of the other girls/preps here! I'm not including Bloody Mary, because she's not ugly."

Ebony: "Woe is me! I'm beautiful! I dress scantily and for some reason I'm attracting boys like flies! WOE!"

Me: "You poor thing."

"Why would you want to be ugly? I don't like the preps because I think that they are ****ing sluts," Draco said.

In defense of anyone 'preppy' reading this, they are being very silly. Although some people wear shorts that are very, erm, short, I doubt that they do it to attract every guy that they see. Heck, I can't find any shorts that aren't just a bit too short for my tastes! The stores only sell that kind! It's very frustrating.

Also, you don't know that they are "****ing sluts", they could be talking sluts, walking sluts, or dare I say it, walking girls. Also, the only "slut" I see is Ebony.

"Slut", argh. I hate that word, it's so vulgar. It's impossible to say it without it being an insult. Strange complaint, I know, but still…

"Yeah, but everyone is in love with me! Snape and Lupin, like, took a video of me while I was naked!"

Erg, I'm even correcting her slang! That's just wrong on so many levels… By the way, you had a low cut black dress on, so you weren't naked.

I think that they're in lust with you. Love needs friendship and all that.

I continued, "Hargrid says that he is in love with me, Vampire loves me and now even Wormtail is in love with me! I just want to be with you, Draco! Why couldn't Satan have made me less beautiful?" I shouted angrily.

Erm, G*d creates people, not Satan. He tempts them. She's a Satanist, how could she not know this simple fact? (AN: or not fact, all depends on your religion and what you believe)

(AN: Don't worry, Ebony isn't a snob or anything, but a lot of people have told her that she's pretty.)

All my fears and worries are quelled. *Rolls eyes* …Quelled, isn't that a fun word? Quelled. I love that word.

I continued. "I'm good at too many things! Why can't I just be normal! It's a ****ing curse!" I shouted, and then I ran away.

The curse ****s people? Creepy…

Even Mary Sues hate Mary Sues!

...so…where was the extremely scary part?...