Ch. 16
AN: You know what? Shut up! Prove that you're not preps! Raven you suck! You are a ****ing *****! Give me my ******* *swteet*! You're supposed to read this! Raven, what the ****? You are supposed to do this! Thanks to britney5655 for teaching me Japanese!
What was that? Didn't Tara steal Ravens poster? If someone stole my poster I would trash their room…or their posters. I'm a vindictive little girl aren't I?
We ran to Hogsmeade because we were happy. We saw the stage where GC had played. We ran in happily.
You ran into the stage? That must have hurt.
MCR was on stage. They were playing 'Helena'. I was so ****ing happy! Gerard looked even sexier than he did in my pictures of him! Draco thought so as well, I could see him getting an erection. I didn't care because I knew that we were the only ones for each other.
Then why do you blow up at him half of the time? Most of the time she spends with Draco, she yells at him. Honestly, it's ridiculous.
Also, why were you staring at his crotch?
I was wearing a black leather minidress, black leather boots and red, ripped fishnets.
Evidently Ebony changed clothes before she ran to the concert.
Draco was wearing a black, baggy MCR shirt and black, baggy pants. We started to mosh. We French kissed.
Did you hear that scream? It was our main characters getting trampled by the other moshers. Ouch.
We ran up to the front of the stage to dive off of it.
Erm, how can I say this? You have to be on the stage before you can dive off of it. You know that, right?
Suddenly, Gerard pulled off his mask. So did the rest of the band. We gasped. It was Voldemort and the Death Eaters!
Go Voldemort! …Is that mean?...
"What the ****? Draco, I'm not going to a concert with you!" I shouted angrily. "Not after what happened last time! I'm not going, even if MCR is playing, and you know how much I love them!"
What? You're already at the concert! How is this Draco's fault?
"What? Is it because we… you know," he fidgeted uncomfortably because guys don't like to talk about you-know-what.
Ahhh, you-know what! That gets them every time.
…Wait, what are we talking about?
"Yeah, because we you-know-whated!" I yelled angrily.
*wince at how I can't make that into a verb*
"We won't do that again, this time we'll go with an escort," Draco promised.
Edited Out: capitalization of 'escort'.
"Oh my ****ing G*d! Are you giving into the mainstream?" I asked. "So I guess you're a prep or a Christian now."
That's right; I'll just change my religious beliefs overnight. Come over here so I can slap you.
Also, what's going on?
"No," he muttered.
Edited Out: loud muttering
"Are you becoming a prep or what?" I shouted angrily.
What?
"Ebony, I'm not! Please come with me!" He fell onto his knees and sang 'The World is Black' by GC.
Again? Draco needs to get a life and a new girlfriend. He also needs to stop singing like a deranged Hallmark card. Those singing cards always make me want to strangle something.
I was amazed because that song isn't a single! He had memorized the lyrics just for me!
Amazing.
"I guess that I will have to go to the concert with you," I said.
You're already at the concert!
Imagine how awkward this must be for Voldemort. He's standing there trying to look menacing, and Ebony's arguing with Draco. He must be ready to hang up his cloak and quit by now.
We kissed for a while, and then we went to my room. Bloody Mary was in my room.
"Hajimemashite!" she said happily. (We both speak Japanese. That means 'how do you do'.)
My G*d! They have manners! Also, according to google translate, that isn't Japanese. I fed it in and my computer crashed. L
"By the way, that ****ing poser Willow got expelled because she failed all of her classes and skipped math." (AN: Raven, ****you! You suck!)
Erm…right.
That's why it's a bad idea to put real life people into your stories! Tara's very vindictive isn't she? They don't have math at Hogwarts.
"Good!" I gave an evil laugh.
We were feeling depressed. We watched some gothic movies like 'The Nightmare before Christmas'.
That's a comedy. I'm not sure it's a gothic movie, but I must admit that it is a nice movie.
"Maybe Willow will die," I said.
"Kawaii," Bloody Mary shook her head.
That's Japanese for cute isn't it? How is it cute to have a rotting corpse? Ooh! A dead person! It's the cutest thing I've ever seen! *facedesk*
"I have a confession. After Willow left, I killed her and then Lupin did it with her corpse because he has necrophilia," Bloody Mary said.
Ewww. Gross.
"Kawaii," I commented.
What?
We sat in silence for the rest of the movie.
Edited Out: Silent talking
"I'm going to a concert with Draco tonight, so I need to wear the hottest outfit there," I said.
Wow, two concerts in one night?
Bloody Mary nodded energetically. "Oh my ****ing G*d! Let's go shopping!"
Please don't squeal so loudly…
"We're going to Hot Topic right?" I asked. I was already getting my Hot Topic royalty card.
What's a royalty card?
"No," she said.
My head snapped up. "What? Bloody Mary, are you a prep?"
My head spun. I couldn't believe it.
My goodness, show a different interest and she jumps on you!
"No!" she laughed. "I found some cool gothic stores near Hogwarts!"
Edited Out: capitalization of 'no'.
Isn't Hogwarts in some damp field somewhere? I don't think there's a mall beside the school.
"Who showed them to you?" I asked. I was sure that it would be Draco, Diabolo, Vampire or me.
'Or me'? What?
"Dumbledore told me, let me get our brooms," she said.
"Oh my ****ing G*d!" I said quietly.
"I saw a Hogsmeade map on his desk," she said.
What were you doing in his office? Couldn't you have bought a map like a normal person?
We went to some stores that had been created in honour of the concert in Hogsmeade. The salesman was hotter than Gerard.
Thank you for that amazing description. At least Tara's not telling us every scrap of clothing that he's wearing. I love how quickly these stores were made. The nights not even over and they're already fully stocked. They have workers and everything! Wait, why would you even make a store in honour of a concert?
He gave me some dresses. "We only sell these to the real Goths."
How does he know if they are 'real Goths'? Why only sell certain dresses to certain people? He's losing money that way!
"The real Goths?" we asked.
I'm confused too.
"Yes, you wouldn't believe how many posers there are here! Yesterday Snape and Lupin tried to buy a Gothic camera pouch. I didn't even know that they had a camera!" he said.
Oh no! They escaped from Mungos!
"Oh my ****ing G*d!" I yelled as I ran out of the changing room, "They're going to spy on me again!"
That's very self centered of you. What if they just want to take some pictures of birds, or start a career as professional photographers? ****it Ebony, stop crushing people's dreams!
I was wearing a black dress with a lot of red tulle. It had a large slit and a low cut.
What the **** is tulle?
"Oh my S*t*n! You have to buy that outfit!" the salesman told me.
"Yeah, it looks totally hot!" Bloody Mary said.
"I am going to give it to you for free, because you look so hot! Are you going to be at the concert tonight?" the salesman said.
What? Wasting money!
How many **** concerts are playing in one day? The band must be exhausted!
"Yes, I am. My name is Ebony Darkness Dementia Tara Way, what's yours?" I said.
Why is Tara in there? Let's hope that the salesperson doesn't have a Mary Sue name.
"Tom Rid." He said as he ran a hand through his short, black hair, "Maybe I will see you there tonight."
What? Voldemort is in the store?
"I don't think so! I am going with my boyfriend! You are a sick pervert!"
My G*d! It was an innocent remark! Geez.
Before he could beg, Hargrid flew into the store on his black broom.
There has to be a law that says something about flying brooms into stores. Is there a bylaw? Anything?
"Ebony! You need to get back to the castle!" Hargrid yelled.
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… Wait a second, when did Ebony go into the change room?
AN: This is the longest chapter I think; we hit four and a half pages! Neat!