Ch. 18

AN: No, Parting Grace, I'm not quitting, no need for a PM shower. Although I would like it, ha-ha. Thankfully Raven started helping Tara again so it's easier. Enjoy!

AN: I SAID STOP FLAMING! If you do then you are a f***ing prep! Thanks to Raven for the help and stuff. You rock! And you're not a prep. Thanks for my sweater! P.S. The other reason Dumbledore swore is because he's trying to be gothic, so there!

That's right, only Goth people swear. *sigh*

I woke up the next day in my coffin. I walked out of it and put on some black eyeliner, black eye shadow, blood-red lipstick and a black dress. It was low cut, ripped around the edges and made of leather. It was ripped so that you could see my belly and my back. I was wearing a belly ring shaped like a skull. It was made out of rubies and diamonds.

I dare you guys to wear something like that to work/school and see how long it takes before you get sent home for 'violation of dress code.' Also, were did Ebony get that belly ring? It sounds awfully heavy, let's hope it tears her belly out. Or maybe not, Filch would grumble if he had to clean up Mary Sue guts.

The night before, Draco and I had gone back to the skull (school) (AN: Get it, skull, because I'm gothic and I like death).

"Haha, you're hilarious, Tara," I said sarcastically.

I think it's very funny! What are you talking about! (note sarcasm) Also, will we get an explanation of what happened between Dumbledore saving the day and this morning? Were there any thrilling chases? Did you have to cast a spell, and most importantly, was there a plot that was followed, because I am having trouble finding one.

Dumbledore had chased Voldemort away. We flew to Hogwarts on our brooms. Mine was black and the broom-stuff was blood-red. There was lace all over it. Draco had a black MCR broom.

I would love to introduce MCR! Broom makers since 2001!

We went back to our rooms and we had you-know-what to a Linkin Park song.

I hope that was a long song because otherwise, that some very short 'you-know-what'. Why are we referring to sex as 'you-know-what'? I don't know.

Since when can you customise brooms? And what the HELL is "broom-stuff"? Do you mean the tail? I don't think that would fly very well. I think that when she says 'broom stuff', she is referring to the head of the broom. You learn something every day. Also, how did she put lace onto a mass of bristles?

Well, anyway, I went down to the Great Hall. There, all the walls were painted black and the tables were black too, but you could see that there was pink paint underneath the black pant.

When were the walls and tables ever painted pink? What the ****?

There were posters of poser bands everywhere, like Ashlee Simpson and the Backstreet Boys.

Erm, Ashlee Simpson isn't a band, she's a musician.
Last time I checked it was illegal to paint over the walls of historic buildings such as Hogwarts.

"What the f**k!" I shouted as I sat next to Bloody Mary and Willow. Bloody Mary was wearing a black leather miniskirt with a Good Charlotte t-shirt, black fishnets and black pointy boots. Willow was wearing a long gothic black dress with blood red writing that was all lacy and came down to her thighs. She also wore black boots and fishnets.

So was the writing lacy, or was it written in lace?

Vampire, Dracula and Draco came. We started to talk about who was sexier, Mikey or Gerard Way or Billie Joe Armstrong. The boys joined in because they were bi.

All of them? Seriously? Tara, you are aware that being bisexual isn't gothic OR emo, right? It's just a type of person. *Shoots Tara* You're welcome, PartingGrace, your job is done.
Just kidding. WHY ARE YOU KIDDING! SOMEONE SHOOT HER NOW! SEE WHAT SHE MADE ME DO! NOW I'M IN CAPS LOCK! **** YOU TARA, HONESTLY, I'M SICK OF THIS BISEXUAL GOTHIC VAMPIRE SHIT! I HAVE NOTHING WRONG WITH BI'S, BUT THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS!

"Those guys are so f*****g hot," Neville was saying as suddenly a gothic old man - with a black beard and everything – came into the hall. He was the same one who had chased away Voldemort yesterday. He had normal tan skin but he was wearing white foundation and he had dyed his hair black.
"DUMBLEDORE?!" We all gasped.
"What the f**k!" I shouted angrily. "I thought that he was just wearing that to scare Voldemort!"

Why would that scare Voldemort? I've seen Goths before and they aren't scary, what are you talking about? How can Goths be scary? (Unless they are mean individuals) I'm so confused!

"Hello everyone," he said happily. "As you can see I gave the room a makeover. What do you think of it?"

I think that it would be better to just take down the Great Hall altogether than to do that. Agreed.

Everyone from the poser table in Gryffindor started to cheer. Well, we Goths just looked at each other all disgusted and shook our heads. We couldn't believe what a poser he was!
"By the way, you can call me Albert," he called as we left for our classes.

Excuse me, isn't your name ALBUS Dumbledore? Tara, you obviously have hearing problems. And you obviously haven't read the books. Or anything for that matter. Not even a juice carton, I bet. I'm laughing so hard right now! Welcome to Hogwarts! All the Slytherins are Goth, vampire, orphan, emo people and all the other houses are posers! We have uniforms, but no one really gives a shit about them! By the way, everyone lusts after Ebony. We have currently lost our sorting hat. The poor hat ran away when Ebony went after it with some lace and 'corset stuff'.

"What a f*****g poser!" Draco shouted angrily as we went to Transformation class.

Oh my God! They're going to classes!

We were holding hands. Vampire looked really jealous. I could see him crying blood in a gothic way (AN: get it, way like Gerard) but I didn't say anything. "I bet he's having a mid-life crisis!" Willow shouted.

Yes, by all means shout. He's standing right next to you! Honestly.
Vampire, aka Harry, is a teenager. He is certainly not in the middle of his life. Do goths die at a young age? Maybe this story will.

I was so f*****g angry.

Why are you angry?