Chapter 20

AN: I don't care what you think! Stop flaming, okay, preps? Thanks to Raven for the help! Oh yeah, by the way, I'll be on vacation in Transylvania for the next three days so don't expect updates.

Nice vacation spot. I for one would mind going to a different country in my summer. I'd rather stay at home with my books and my computer. Who knows what the internet connection is like in Transylvania?

All day I wondered what the surprise was. Meanwhile, I put on a black leather miniskirt, a black corset with purple lace stuff all over it, and black gothic compact boots. MCR was going to do the concert again, since Voldemort had taken over the last one.

Too many concerts!

I slit my wrists while I moshed to MCR in my bedroom all night. I felt excited.

I feel excited, so I'm going to slit my wrists while I mosh to a song. Wait, what? Her wrists must be covered in scars by now. Scars and scabs, ick.

Suddenly someone knocked on the door while I was trying on some black clothes and moshing to Thank you for the Venom.

Introducing Ebony: Queen of Multitasking. Can you dance, slit your wrists and try on clothes at the same time?

I got all mad and turned the music off, but secretly I hoped that it was Draco so we could do it again.

Do what? You've done so many things.

"What the ******* h*ll are you doing?!" I shouted angrily. It was Lupin! "Are you going to come rape me or what?" I yelled.

What happened to Hello? Shouldn't he be in Mungos? Is there nobody responsible at Hogwarts?

I was allowed to say that because Dumbledore had told us all to be careful around him and Snape since he was a pedophile.

You didn't figure that out on your own yet?Ah, so that's why.

"No, actually, (get it, hell) can I please borrow some condoms?" he growled angrily.

Wait, get what?

"Yah, so u can **** your six-year-old girlfriend, huh?" I shouted sadistically.

Might've been sarcastically. Her spelling is that bad. It has to be sarcastically, sadistically doesn't make sense here.

"****er." he said. He went away.
Well anyway, I put on some black eye shadow, black eyeliner, black lipstick and white foundation. Then I went to the great hall. Then I gasped….Snape and Lupin were in the middle of the empty hall, doing it, and Dobby was watching!

Snape and Lupin, traumatising house-elves since 2006 (publication of My Immortal).Ebony is the one ordering blood cereal every morning. Poor house elves.

"Oh my g*d, you ludicrous idiot!" they both shouted angrily when they saw me.

Did Tara just use a complicated word, even though it's most likely in the wrong context? Actually, it would be in the right context, except for the fact that everybody goes to the great hall in the morning to eat breakfast. If it were, say, midnight, then it would be ludicrous.

Dobby ran away crying. They got up, though. Normally I would have been turned on (I love seeing guys do it) but both of them were ******* preps. (AN: By the way, Snape is moved to Gryffindor now.)

You can't just move people around wherever you want!

"What the ****, is that why you wanted condoms?" I asked sarcastically. (AN: See, I spelled that correctly!)

But two boys wouldn't need condoms. Who's going to get pregnant?

"Only you wouldn't give them to me!" Lupin shouted angrily.

Edited out: Our dear friend Lumpkin. Awwww, but I liked Lumpkin!

"Well you should've told me," I replied.
"You dimwit!" Snape began to shout angrily. And then I took out my black camera and took a picture of them. You could see that they were naked and everything.
"Well excuse me!" they both shouted angrily. "What was that all about?"
"It was to blackmail you," I smirked. "So now, next time you see me doing it with my boyfriend you can't ******* rat me out or I'll show this to Dumbledore. So **** off, you bastards!" I started to run. They chased me but I threw my wound at them and they tripped over it.

Pretty sure she meant wand, but this is way funnier. PartingGrace, you may commence on this one. Sorry, I'm too busy laughing to say anything funny!

Well, anyway, I went outside and there was Vampire, looking extremely ******* hot.
"What the ****, where's Draco?" I asked him.
"Oh he's being a ******* bastard. He told me he wouldn't come," Vampire said. He shook his head. "You want to come with me? To the concert?"

Why isn't he coming? Is there any reason for it?Maybe he's dead, cross your fingers everybody!

Then he showed me his flying car. I gasped. It was a black car. He said his dog-father Sirius Black had given it to him.

Oh for ****'s sakes.Seriously? She couldn't have made that more ridiculous?

The license plate on the front said MCR666 on it. The one on the back said 'EBONY' on it.

Edited out: The beautiful Enoby.License plates must match. It's the law isn't it?

I gasped.
We flew to the concert hall. MCR was there. They were playing their instruments.
Vampire and I began to make out while we moshed to the music. I gasped while I looked at the band.

How do you make out and mosh at the same time? They probably just got stampeded.

I almost had an orgasm. Gerard was so ******* hot!

I need to keep a count of how many times she says that while at an MCR concert. Starting now. One. Make that 7ish.

He began to sing 'Helena' and his sexy, beautiful voice began to fill the hall. And then I turned and saw Draco, crying in a corner.

Edited out: Further reassurance that crying Draco was indeed crying.
By the way, I've done some research, and I would like to alert the readers of this fanfic, as well as PartingGrace, that there is actually a video web series based on My Immortal. No, I'm not kidding. If I ever watch it, it will be with an entire freezer of Coke(the drink). THE DRINK! Why would I ever watch it? Is it a parody?