Chapter 24.
AN: Preps, stop flaming the story, you're just jealous, so **** you, okay, go to h*ll! Raven thanks for the help!

You're a Satanist, so is hell your version of heaven? Why would you wish hated enemies to your version of heaven?

Well we had Divination next so I got to ask Professor Trelawney about the visions.

Edited out: The amazing Professor Trevolry. What about prof. Sinister? Isn't she Trelawney's 'goff' version?

"Konnichiwa, everybody, come in," said Professor Sinister in Japanese.

It's Trelawney! It's a clone.

She smiled at me with her gothic black lipstick. She's the coolest ****ing teacher ever. She had long, dead black hair with blood red tips and red eyes. (Her mom was a vampire.)

*Face. Desk.* Sorry, did you say vampire? I say stake to the heart! Die evil, fiendish Edward Cullen/Vampire/Goth/Clone thing!

She's also half Japanese so she speaks it and everything.

Because languages are passed on through DNA. Do you know how many languages I would know if that were true? A lot.

She and Bloody Mary get along great. She's really young for a teacher. Today she was wearing a black leather top with red lace and a long gothic black ripped dress.

A top and a dress? How can you pull that off and not look silly? Try putting a dress on, then put a top over it. Bonus points if you don't normally wear dresses.

We went inside the black classroom with posters of Emily the Strong.

Found things for Emily the Strange, but no hulk named Emily. Sorry.

I raised my hand. I was wearing some black nail Polish with red pentagrams on it.

My friend Julie can do much better nail art than that. She once painted the Union Jack on all of her fingernails. How on Earth do you pull that off?

"What is it Ebony?" she asked. "Hey I love your nail polish, where'd you get it, Hot Topic?"
"Yeah," I answered. All the preps who didn't know what HT was gave me weird looks. I gave them the middle finger. "Well I have to talk to you about some things. When do you want to do it?"
"How about now?" she asked.
"Okay," I said.
"Okay, class, ****ing dismissed everyone," Professor Trelawney said and she let everyone go. "Except for you, Britney." She pointed at Britney and some other preps. "Please do exorcize (Get it?) 1 on page 3."

Oh, Trelawney's back. Hi! What did Britney do? Why are you dismissing class moments after it started? I wish my teachers would do that, then I could read more books. If they did I could sneak my laptop into the library and spend all day playing video games! I like this plan!

"Okay, I'm having lots of visions," I said in a worried voice. I was so worried that Draco was going to die.
She gave me a black crystal ball to look into. I looked at it.
"What do you see?" she asked.
I said, "I see a black gothic skull and a pentagram."

Congrats, you're a Goth Mary Sue.

Suddenly there was a knock at the door. I looked at the door. It was Draco. He was looking really sexy wearing a black leather facet, a black gothic Linkin Park t-shirt and black Congress shoes.

A sink facet?

"Okay you can go now, see you, cunt." said Professor Sinister.

Wow, incredibly helpful teacher, huh? *wince*

"Bye b****," I said waving.
I went to Draco and Vampire was sitting next to him. We both followed Draco together and I was so excited.

For what?! Who cares! Chapters over!