Chapter 30.
AN: Stop flaming the story, okay! You don't know what's even going to happen, okay! SO **** YOU! If you flame, you will be a prep so all flamers can kiss my *ss! *soz 4 soz 4* Saying Alzheimer's is dangerous but that's the Ministry's opinion because society basically sucks. Thanks to Raven, you rock, b****!

Correcting this author's note gave me a headache. ./pat Julie

"No!" We screamed sadly. Snape started laughing meanly. He took out a camera evilly. Then he came towards Draco! He took some stones out of his pocket. He put the stones around Draco and lit a candle.

Is this some sort of weird Pagan ritual? Why would he be carrying stones in his pocket? Who carries stones in their pockets? Even I don't look at stones and think, "Oh, better keep that, It might be useful later."

"What the **** are you doing?!" I shouted angrily. Snape laughed meanly. He pulled down his pants. I gasped – there was a Dark Mark on his you-know-what!

That must've been painful and awkward, requesting to have it put there instead of his arm… also, don't Dark marks burn when the Death Eater is summoned? Imagine Snape at a teacher meeting, and then : "CR*P, MY GENTIALS ARE BURNING, MY LORD MUST NEED ME!" Just spurted tea out of my mouth when I read that! Well said Julie, well said!

He waved his wand and a knife came. He gave the knife to me.
"Oh hi," said the knife upon appearing. "How are you, Severus? I just sharpened myself, don't I look nice? I did it especially for you. What do you need, my noble companion?"
"You must stab Vampire," he said to me. "If you don't then I'll r*pe Draco!"

And this makes sense as a punishment for having sex because….?
Assuming you are male, how would that even be possible? An*l r*ping? I also thought for a long time deciding if r*pe should be bleeped. So I only bleeped out one letter to compromise with myself. Why is the knife talking? This punishment makes no sense!

"No you ****ing bastard!" I yelled.
But then Draco looked at me sadly with his evil gothic red eyes that looked so depressing and sexy. He looked exactly like a pentagram (Lol, get it, because I'm a Satanist) between Kurt Cobain and Gerard.

Option game, PartingGrace? I tried, but I think it would be better from you.

Don't mind if I do!

1. Draco looked at Ebony with sexy puppy eyes. Kurt Cobain and Gerard sat on opposite sides of Draco which made Draco look like a pentagram.

2. Draco looked at Ebony with sexy puppy eyes. This made him look like a cross between Kurt Cobain and Gerard Way. Why isn't he scared? I don't know.

But then I looked at Vampire and he looked so sexy because of his gothic black hair. I thought of the time we scr*wed. I thought of the time I did it with Draco and Dumbledore came, and the time when Draco almost committed suicide. Vampire had been so supportive.

Cringe, run on sentence. Why are you remembering this? Was Vampire supportive of Draco's idea to kill himself? Headache achieved editing it.

Snape laughed angrily. He started to pray to Voldemort. He started to do a dance around the stones, whipping Draco and Vampire. Suddenly I had an idea. I closed my eyes and using my vampire powers I sent a telepathic message to Draco and Vampire to tell them to destroy Snape.

Ah, yes, Vampire powers. Forgot about those. Surely Draco and Vampire are too stupid to realize that destroying Snape is a good idea on their own, right? Foolish Julie! Everyone in this fanfic except Ebony is stupid! And Even Ebony's intelligence is under close inspection.

Dumbledore will get you!" Draco shouted.
"Yeah, just wait until the Ministry finds out!" Vampire yelled. Meanwhile I took out my wand.

They didn't take the wands away? For crying out loud!

"You ridiculous dunderhead!" Snape yelled. He took off all of Draco's clothes. Just as he was about to r*pe him…
"Crucio!" I shouted, pointing my wand.

Edited Out: Ebony pointing her wound.

Snape screamed and started running around the room. Meanwhile, I grabbed my black cellphone and sent a text to Sirius. I stopped cruciating Snape.
"You dunderhead! I'm going to kill –" shouted Snape, but suddenly Severus came.
Snape put the whip behind his back. "Oh, hello, Severus, I was just teaching them something," he lied. Suddenly Lucius and Professor Trelawney came in to the room and they unlocked the chains and put them around Snape. Then professor Trelawney said, "Come on, Ebony, let's go."

Headache!