Chapter 31.
AN: Note on previous chapters. I've read a few reviews on My Immortal and I'm pretty sure that Jenny and Raven are one person. Now enjoy! Sorry for seven chapters at once, PartingGrace :P Who the h*ll is Jenny?

AN: I said, shut the f*** up, you squids! Stop calling Ebony a Mary Sue, okay, you don't even know what's going to happen so f*** you! Thanks to my BFF Raven for the help!

Is that supposed to say Preps?

"I always knew you were on Voldemort's side, you son of a b****," Sirius said to Snape. (AN: Buffy rocks!)

I like Buffy the Vampire Slayer too, but I don't think that you should slip your love for Buffy into your fanfic.

"No, I'm not, I was teaching them something!" Snape claimed.
"Oh ****ing yeah?" I took some black Veritaserum out of my pocket and gave it to Severus.

Edited out: volxemortserum.

He made Snape drink it. Snape was angry. Lucius took out a tape recorder and started playing it while cursed Snape. Then Professor Sinister and Lucius made us get out with them while Snape told Trelawney and Sirius his secrets.

Then Julie's brain exploded. At least Lord of the Rings characters aren't jumping in. It could be worse.

Lucius took Vampire and Draco to the nurse after thanking me a million times. Professor Trelawney took me to a dark room. Now I was going to go back in time to seduce Voldemort. Moving posters of MCR and Nirvana were all over.

All over what? Did they exist for a while then vanish? Are they a movie? Is this story over? Shouldn't she rest a bit after traumatizing experiences? The posters are all over time! The posters are all over the world! They are everywhere! Bow to your new poster overlords!

Hermione, Darkness and Willow came too. Bloody Mary gave me a black bag from Tom Riddle's store.
"What's in the bag?" I asked professor Trelawney.
"You will see," she replied. I opened the bag. In it was a sexy, tight low-smut black leather gothic dress.

YAY! MORE CLOTHES! *note the sarcasm* ./facedesk

It had red corset stuff and there was a slit up the leg. I put it on. My friends helped me put on black fishnets and black pointy boots Willow had chosen. Willow and Darkness helped me put on black eye liner and blood-red lipstick.

Because putting on lipstick without a mirror is so incredibly difficult. Corset stuff! My old enemy!

"You look ****ing kawaii, b****," Bloody Mary said.
"Thanks, "I said.
"Okay, now you're going to go back in time," said Professor Sinister. "You will have to do it for a few sessions." She gave me a black gun.

Compared to the neon green guns they sell at Walmart.

I put it in a strap on my fishnets like in Resident Evil.

Which movie? There are five of them. Or does she mean the games?

Then she gave me a black time-turner. "After an hour, use the time-turner to go back here," Professor Trelawney said.

That's not how the time-turner works!

Then she and Bloody Mary put a pensieve in front of me. Everyone went in front of it.
"Good luck!" everyone shouted. Darkness and Willow gave me the death's touch sign. Then I jumped sexily into the pensieve.

Wait a minute, pensieves let you enter memories. Whose memory is she entering, and if she's entering a memory, why does she have a time turner? And what the h*ll is the deaths touch sign?

Suddenly I was in front of Hogwarts. In front of me was one of the sexiest Goth guys I had ever seen. He had long black hair, kind of like Milky Way only black.

Does she mean Gerard Way, a celebrity named Milky Way that I've never heard of or the actual Milky Way transformed into a hairstyle? At least we didn't get a clothing description. Mmm, chocolate.

He had green eyes like Billie Joe Armstrong and pale white skin. He was wearing a black ripped up suit with Vans. It was Tom Bombadil!

Now. Now is enough internet for today. Tom Bombadil is in my edited fanfic! It's not a LOTR fanfic! Stop messing with my life! RGDF,LERKMGFV8UP9CKOT54INH0 GET TOM OUT OF MY FANFICDONTTOUCHTOMBOMBADILCURSEYOUTARACURSEYOU!