Chapter 33.
AN: I said, shut up, it's not my fault, okay, if you don't like the story then you're a prep so **** you flamers! PS. I'm not updating until you give me five good reviews, and this time I mean it! YOU SUCK! Thanks Raven for the help, I promise to help you with your story, lol.

Is there anyone who can find Raven's story, because I would love to edit that as well.

"Oh my ****ing g*d!" I shouted angrily. "Should we get you to St Mungo's, b****?"
"H*ll no!" she said. "Listen, Ebony, I need your help. Next time you go back in time, do you think you could ask Tom Anderson for some help?

Who the h*ll is Tom Anderson?

"Sure," I said sadly. I went outside the door. Draco was there! He was wearing a big black GC t-shirt which was his pyjamas.

That works on slutty girls like Ebony. That does not work on guys unless the shirt is about 10 sizes too large like a towel. Pants?

"Hey sexy," I said.
"How'd it go Ebony?" he asked in his voice was so sexy and low, kind of like Gerard Way when he's talking.

Compared to his voice when he's not talking.

"Fine," I responded. We stared to go back into the dorm.
"How far did you go with Satan?" Draco asked jealously.
"Not too far," I laughed.
"Will you have to do it with him?" Draco asked angrily.
"I hope not too far!" I shouted angrily. Then I felt bad for shouting at him. I said sorry. We frenched.
"What happened to Snape?" I growled.

First she's kissing, and then she's growling at him. This girl must be bipolar or something.

"You will see," Draco giggled mysteriously. He opened a door. Snape and Lupin were there! Sirius was stabbing him with a black knife.

Well that's random.

"No, please!" Lupin begged as Sirius started to suck his blood. I laughed sadistically.

Edited Out: Statistic laughing and caps rage.

I took some photos of him and Snape being tortured. (AN: Okay, I know this is mean, but think about it, people. They are pedophiles, Snape tried to rape Draco and sadists rock. Has anyone seen Shark Attack 3? Lol.) We took some of Snape's blood then Draco and I went back to our rooms.

Why did you take his blood again? Her logic makes no sense! What the h*ll does 'Shark Attack 3' have to do with anything? How does a giant shark relate to this?

We sat on my gothic black coffin. My clothes were kind of dirty so I put on a black leather outfit, kind of like the one Selene wears in 'Underworld'. (AN: If you haven't heard of it then **** YOU!) I put on some black platform high heels. Draco put on "Desolition Livers" by MCR. Then we started to take off each other's clothes.

What was the point of changing clothes if you're going to take them off anyway? Desolition Livers? Desolation Livers? Livers of Desolation? Desolation Lives? A picture of really sad livers?

I took off his shirt and he had a six-pack. We started to make out like in The Grudge. He put his wetness into my you-know-what sexily. I got an orgasm.

Facedesk.His wetness? Nearly died laughing!

"Oh Draco! Oh my ****ing g*d, Draco!" I screamed passionately as he got an erection.

Edited Out: Passive eructating? What's eructating? Is that a word? No. No, it's not.
This sentence. This freaking sentence. Parting Grace – on your marks, get set, go.

"I love you, Ebony," he whispered sexily and then we fell asleep.

Edited out: TaEbory. Did Tara write her name then change her mind halfway? I…I don't know…I'm so confused…