Chapter 37.

AN: Why does everyone think I end the story and then I add some more to it after my vacation? Oh yeah, and preps, stop flaming. If you don't like the story, then take my quiz, okay, then you will see if you're gothic or not.

Please just end it.

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Was that line of x's really needed?

Satan and I walked to his car. It was a black car with pentagrams all over it. On the licence plate it said 666, just like Draco's car. I went into it seductively. Satan started to drive it. We talked about Satanism (lol, he was named after Satan), cutting, music, and being gothic.

He was named 'Satan' after the 'Satan' in the Christian religion? No freaking way! I had no idea. Mind blown.

Amazing conversation. Sounds really engaging and stimulating. Also, isn't Satan just what his friends call him? I doubt he was named Tom after Satan… by the way, how do you talk about being gothic? "So, I'm gothic." "Me too." "That's cool." That's like me talking about being nerdy, or being female, it's just awkward…

"Oh my Satan, Gerard is so ****ing hot!" Voldemort said as we smoked some weed. (AN: Cause bi guys are hot. They are sensitive. I love them, lol, goes **cks a bi guy.)

If I were a bi guy, I'd have run away in horror by now.

"I totally decided not to commit suicide after I heard Helena," I said in a flirtatious voice.

Does this girl know **** about suicidal people? You don't change your mind because of a ****ing song, if you can then what was so bad to make you want to kill yourself in the first place. You want me to tell you a thing or two about suicidal people? Because I can, and I've got all ****ing night.

"Hey Satan, do you know the cure for when people are addicted to Voldemort Serum?"

"Well," he thought. "I think you need to drink vampire blood."

Well that's weird. And pointless. Somehow I think we'll never come back to this.

That helps how?

Suddenly Voldemort parked the car behind a black movie theater. Satan and I walked outside. We went into the movie together. They were showing The Exorcist. In it, a boy and a girl were doing it; suddenly a cereal killer came on screen. Satan and I laughed at the blood because we're sadists.

*Pictures person violently stabbing a box of Lucky Charms and a bunch of traumatized children protecting the marshmallows*

I think we broke Julie.

While Satan was watching the movie, I had an idea. I took Satan's gothic black Nightmare before Christmas cigar sexily from his pocket and put some Amnesia potion on it. I put it back in his black Emily the Strange bag. Satan turned around and started to smoke it. Black clouds with red pentagrams in them started to fly around everywhere.

I don't think it was that the smoke had red pentagrams, I think some of it must've floated up to her head. That **** is called hallucinations. She should have put it into the same bag she took it out of. Silly Ebony.

"Oh my g*d!" Satan said. He jumped up. I gasped because I was afraid he'd noticed. "Ebony, guess what?"

I knew that the Amnesia potion had worked.
"Amnesia potion has not been invented yet so it will not work," he said. "Too bad, because I wanted to use some on you."

One, how can you tell what it was? Two, if it hasn't been invented in your time how do you know what it is? Three, if it hasn't been invented in your time, how could you want to use it? And four, whether it's been invented yet or not, it would still work!

Why is she giving him the amnesia potion anyways? Does she poison random people on a daily basis now? Is that a thing?

"Cool." I raised my eye suggestively. Then he took off my clothes sexily and we started to make out. I took off his shirt. He had a six-pack just like Gerard Way! We frenched.

"Excuse me, but you are going to have to leave!" shouted the lady behind us. She was a prep.

Maybe all their kissing was blocking her view. She couldn't see the screen! Don't tell me that when you're in a theater and someone blocks your view of the screen you don't want to whack them with something, because I know I do. And if they kick my seat, God help them because that just drives me nuts.

"F*ck you!" I said. Suddenly I attacked her, sucking all her blood.

Wow, Ebony, overreacting much?

"No!" She screamed. All the preps in the theater screamed but everyone else crapped because Satan and I looked so cute together. Satan and I started to walk outside.

Aw, that couple is so cute! I ship them so hard! *Craps self*

Yeah…. I can't be the only one who doesn't do that, right?

"Omg, how did you do that?" Voldemort asked in a turned-on voice.

"I'm a vampire," I said as we went into the car.

"Seriously?" he gasped.

You just saw her drink blood from someone, you shouldn't be this surprised. Especially since no one else in this fanfic is surprised by ****.

"Yeah, seriously," I said as I drank some beer. Satan started to drive the car. I smelled happily.

Ebony's nostrils must be tingling with joy.

Super nostrils!

"It's too bad we didn't get to see the rest of the movie, don't you think?"

You weren't exactly watching the movie much.

"Yeah," I said as we kissed passionately. Satan parked in a black driver next to the place where Draco and I had watched GC for the first time. We went inside, where Marylin Manson was now playing, and started to mosh.

"Anti-people, now you've gone too far, Jesis Christ Superstar!" screamed Marlin on the stage. We did the devil fingers.

What are devil fingers?

Forget devil fingers, who are the 'anti-people'?

I started to dance really close to Satan. He was so sexy!

Edited out: shexay.

He looked at me all emo with his gothic red eyes and he looked exactly like Mikey Way. I almost got an orgasm. Suddenly Marylin Manson stopped singing.

"I would like to present… XBlackXTearX!" He said. I ran onstage. Lucius, Samaro, Snape and Hades were there. They started to play their instruments. I got onstage.

"Well if you wanted honesty, that's all you had to say!" I sang. (AN: I don't own the lyrics to that song). My voice sounded like a pentagram between Amy Lee and a girl version of Gerard Way.

Option game!

1. Ebony's voice moved the particles in the air. These particles magically shifted and became a pentagram. Gerard Way became a girl and stood next to Amy Lee. Ebony's voice particle pentagram placed itself between Amy and Gerard.

2. Gerard Way became a girl and stood next to Amy Lee. There was a pentagram between them. The pentagram had a voice and it was singing. Ebony's voice sounded like said pentagram.

3. Gerard Way became a girl. He had a baby with Amy Lee and it was a pentagram. The pentagram had a voice and it could sing. Ebony's voice sounded like the voice of the pentagram.

4. In an alternate universe, Gerard Way was a girl. It morphed together with Amy Lee through space and time. This was a paradox, and the universe responded by creating a singing pentagram. The Doctor was too late. Ebony's voice sounded like that of the singing inter-dimensional pentagram.

What? Yep, we definetly broke Julie. Hope you're happy Tara.

Everyone clapped. Satan got an erection. "I'm not okay!" I sang. Suddenly Lucius started playing the song wrong by mistake.

"Oh my ****ing g*d!" yelled James. "What the ****?"

"Woops, I'm sorry!" said Lucius.

"You ****ing ***hole!" James shouted angrily.

"You guys are such preps!" Snape said. "Come on, it was a mistake!"

"Yeah, it's not his fault!" said Sirius.

"No, he ruined the ****ing song!" yelled Samaro.

I'm pretty sure he realized his mistake. If you hadn't yelled at him, no one would've noticed and you could've just played that song instead. It's called staying professional. But now the audience definitely knows they screwed up, right? So fail.

Agreed. When in doubt, just keep playing and smile.

"You guys, stop it!" I shouted angrily but it was too late. They all began to fight. Suddenly Samaro took out his knife.

"Oh my ****ing g*d no!" shouted Lucius but it was too late.

NO! I COULD DEAL WITH THE WAND, BUT YOU TAKE A KNIFE OUT AND THIS IS SERIOUS ****! *sigh*

James tried to shoot off his arm.

With what?!

And then I jumped sexily in front of the bullet!

What bullet? Is it a knife-gun-thingamabobber?

"No!" yelled everyone but it was too late. Suddenly everything went black.

Duh dun du- I don't care.