Chapter 38.

AN: The long wait for the last chapter and the few following ones was my fault. I was in Greece, and also there are some weird parts in this chapter and I just wanted to make absolutely sure it was like this in all the original re-uploads out there, not just the one that might've been edited. TARA HAD BEEN HACKED. I edited it out because it was annoying, but if you wish to see what the hacker did with it, it'll be posted in the chapter called "Chapter 39 Alternative". This is what the hacker said Tara had originally planned for this chapter. Enjoy! ~Julie

AN: Shut the **** up, preps, get a life! YOU SUCK! Oh and from now on I'll be on vacation in England until like August so I won't be able to update for a while. Thanks to everyone who reviewed except the preps who flamed, **** YOU! MCR RULES 666!
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Yet another weird line of...stuff.

I woke up in the nurse's office in a special gothic coffin. Hagrid was in the bed opposite me in a coma because Vampire and Draco had beat him up. Mr. Norris was cleaning the room.

Wait, when did this 'beating Hagrid up' thing happen? I think I missed it.

"Oh my S*tan, what happened?" I screamed. Suddenly, Voldemort came. He looked less mean than usual.

Well, that escalated quickly.

"Get the **** out you ****ing bastard!" I yelled.

"You have not killed Vampire yet!" he said angrily. Suddenly, he started to cry tears of blood all selective.

Um…..what….

Sorry, selective crying? Seductive crying?

"Voldemort? Oh my ****ing g*d, what's wrong?" I asked.

Why the **** do you care?

Suddenly Lucius, Professor Sinister and Sirius came! Bloody Mary and Vampire were with them. Everyone was holding black boxes. Voldemort disappeared.

What the f*ck*ng h*ll is going on here? It's just like that scene in the bathroom. I officially have no clue what's happening.

"Oh my ****ing god, Ebony, you're alive!" screamed Vampire! I hugged him and Bloody Mary.
"What the **** happened?" I asked them. "Oh my S*tan! Am I dead now?" I gasped.

"Ebony, you're alive!" "Oh my Satan, am I dead?!" Ebony isn't the brightest, is she?

Technically, she's already dead. She is a vampire remember? She is an undead person. Wait, does being undead count as being dead? Hmmm. I actually have no idea. :(

"Ebony, you were almost shot!" said Sirius. "But the bullet could not kill you since you were from a different time."

Could the floor have held her up? She was from a different time after all. She's lucky she didn't just fall through the earth and end up drifting somewhere in space.

"But thanks anyway!" said Lucius holding out his arm. I gasped. He had two arms!

My G*d! It's incredible! How many people do you know with two arms?

"Oh my G*d, I can't believe Vampire's dad shot you!" I gasped.

"Well, to be honest, Snape was possessed by Snape back then," said James.

Got to love good old self-possession.

"Yeah, he was a spy," Sirius said sadly. "He was really a Death Dealer."

"And he was such a ****ing poser, too!" said Lucius. "He didn't even really know who Good Charlotte was until I told him." Well anyway, everyone started to give me presents. I was opening a black box with red 666s (there was a DVD of The Corpse Bride in it) on it when I gasped. Mr. Norris looked up angrily because he hated goths.

And everyone knows that him not knowing an obscure band is more important than the fact that he was a Death Eater. Death Dealer. Whatever.

"Hey, has anyone ****ing seen Draco?" I asked in a gothic manner.

"No, Draco told me he would be watching House of Wax", said Professor Trevolry.

Every whore's favorite movie.

"He doesn't know that you're better. Anyway, the nurse said you could get up. Come on!"

I got up suicidally.

See what I meant about ****ing adverbs in the a**?

You can't get up suicidally! That doesn't make any sense. guirhpafjdnuo

Lucius, Sirius and Professor Sinister left. I was wearing a black leather nightgown. Under that I had on a sexy black leather bra trimmed with black lace, with a matching thong that said "Gothic Girl" on the butt and sexy fishnets that kind of hooked onto my thong (If you don't get the idea, message me, I'll tell you).

I kind of get it, but I really don't want to message her. How the hell would she explain that, anyway?

I put on a black fishnet top under a black MCR t-shirt, a black leather mini with black lace and congress shoes. I left the hospital wing with Bloody Mary, Willow and Vampire.

Wait, is she putting clothes on top of her clothes?

"Oh my ****ing g*d, let's celebrate!" gasped Willow.

"We can go see House of Wax with Draco!" giggled Vampire.

"Let's go listen to GC and cut ourselves, 666!" said Hermione.

Do Tara-goths just scream out random 6's?

We opened the common room door sexily. I gasped. Draco was doing it with Snape! He was wearing a black t-shirt with 666 on the front and baggy jeans.

Out of respect for any poor souls reading this, I won't even touch that last sentence. Your welcome.

"You ****ing prep!" we all yelled angrily.

"Yeah, you betrayed us!" shouted Vampire angrily as he took out his black gun.

"No, you don't understand!" screamed Draco sadly as he took his thingie out of Snape's.

Out of Snape's what? Either Tara failed to find a goth word for 'anal opening', or she doesn't know how sex between two guys works. You can't just put one male sexual organ into the other. *Facetardis*

"No sh*t, you ****ing suck, you preppy bastard!" said Willow, trying to attack him (AN: you rock, girl!). I ran suicidally to my room. I sexily took a steak out.

No! Save Ebony before she organizes a barbeque!

"Ebony, no!" screamed Draco but it was too late. I had slit my wrists with it. Suddenly, everything went black again.

That's some sharp meat.