Chapter 41.

AN: I think after this, I will have about 2 or 3 more chapters. Thanks to all my reviewers. Not the flamers, if you flamed this story then you suck! If you flamed then **** you!

Thankfully there's only one more chapter or someone's head will explode. By the way, I would also like to apologize for the lack of updates on this… we're both in high school and exams happened.

Well said Julie. Well said.

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I walked sexily into the Great Hall. It was empty, except for one person. Draco was there! He sat there in deadly bloom in his black 666 t-shirt and his baggy black pants.

Deadly bloom? Oh those ominous flowers, they always did look suspicious…

He's sitting in deadly bloom? Is he blooming? Is Draco a flower now? Is he sitting in a giant plant?

He had slit his wrists! I felt mad at him for having sex with Snape but I felt sorry for him. He looked just like Gerard Way with his red eyes and pale white face.

"Draco, are you okay?!" I asked.

IF HE SLIT HIS WRISTS CHANCES ARE HE'S NOT!

Don't freak out, they're vampire-fairy things remember? I'm pretty sure that a bleeding wrist won't even slow him down.

"I'm not okay," he screamed depressingly. I thought of the MCR song and I got even more depressed because that song always makes me cry.

Wow, Ebony, you're a great girlfriend, crying because of the song his words made you think of instead of what's going on…

I gave him a pot cigarette and he started to smoke it.

It's called a joint.

Forget what it's called, where the h*ll did she get it?

"Oh, Draco, why did you do it with that ****ing b*st*rd, Snape?" I asked tearfully.

"I – " Draco began to say, but suddenly Lupin and Mr. Norris appeared into the room! They didn't see us.

Are they blindfolded or are you two hiding for no reason?

"I'm so glad we, me, and Snape were freed," Said Lupin.

We, me and - - what?

So that's Snape, Lupin and Mr. Norris right? 'We' probably refers to Lupin and the cat (isn't the cat a girl? Are we actually talking about Filch?), 'me' to Lupin and 'Snape' probably refers to a giant sauce eating, glitter breathing dragon knowing this story.

"Damn, this job would be great if it weren't for the ****ing students!" Mr. Norris agreed.

That's the thing about working at a school. There are students.

"Pop addelum!" I yielded angrily, pointing my wand at them.

Sounds like a jello mix recipe.

"Nooo!" Lupin shouted as chains tied him up. Mr. Norris ran away.

Why would she only chain up Lupin?

"You ****ing perv," I said. I laughed in a voice filled with evil and depression. "Now you have to tell us where Voldemort is, or I'm going to torture you!"

"I don't know where he is!" said Lupin. Suddenly, S*tan and Vampire ran into the room. Vampire didn't know who S*tan was, really.

Neither do we. We lost track of all the names a long time ago.

"Oh my S*tan, we were so worried about you guys!" Vampire said.

Surely if you've got a guy named S*tan then using "Oh my S*tan" isn't a very good idea?

I looked sexily at Draco with his gothic red eyes with contacts, black t-shirt that said 666 on it and pale skin like Gerard Way, Vampire with his sexy black hair and red eyes just like Frank Iero and S*tan who looked just like Brandan Urie then.

Option one: Ebony took Draco's eyes with contacts, his shirt, his skin, and used it all to look at him with. She then took Vampire's hair and eyes and looked at him with them, and he looked like this Frank person and Satan who also looked like Brandan Urie.

Option two: Julie died from My Immortal poisoning.

I selectively took the caramel from my pocket. And then I began frenching Draco sexily. Lupin gasped. Draco began to take all of his clothes off and I could see his white six-pack. Then Vampire took his own clothes off too. We all began making out together sexily. I took off my black leather bra, my black lace thong and the rest of my clothes.

What?!

WHY?

Everyone took out their glocks except me, I'm a girl so I didn't.

Did she seriously just call male sex organs "glocks'?

Edited Out: 'lol'. Seriously, stop putting textese into this story.

"Oh my S*tan! Draco!" I screamed as he put his hardness in my thingy, then he did the same thing to Harry.

Hardness into thingy? Really, Tara? Really?

Last I checked, boys don't have *ahem*, 'thingies'.

I began making out with S*tan and he joined in. "OMS!" yelled Vampire. "Oh Vampire! Vampire!" I screamed. "Oh S*tan!" yelled Harry in pleasure. Lupin watched in shock. We took turns doing torture curses on him because we were all sadists.

What is this now, a sadistic/masochistic foursome?

Suddenly a big black car that said 666 on the licence plate flew straight through the windows. And Snape was in it!

Most random chapter ending ever. What the f******g h**l is going on?