Firetail: 'SUP MAH BROS! THIS IS ANOTHER DARE SHOW! :) (Fact: I try to post one chappie a day. Only got one list today.)
All: -_-
Firetail: First, a dare list from Random Ninja Wizard Girl! First dare is to cole. Have a yodeling concert at the mall.
Cole *is not amused*
Firetail: XD
Cole: (goes to the mall and gets on a stage at the Food Court)
mall peeps: ?
Cole:(yodels terribly :3)
mall peeps: BOOOOOO
Cole: NONE OF YOU KNOW OF GOOD MUSIC
Mall peeps: GET OFF THE STAGEEEEE BOOOO
Cole: T-T You guyz r jerkz. (leaves)
Firetail: We all have to put on a play, in witch Kai dies a tragic death.
Garmadon:(raises hand) Can he really die?
Firetail: Good queston. I'll think about that.
Kai: T-T
Firetail: If you haven't noticed...(lol yes you have..) I HATE KAI.
Kai: WHY?
Firetail: Hot headed jerk. OH OH REMEMBER THAT EPISODE...when u went to the Toxic Bogs...and Jay covered his nose and looked at you and u were like "It wasn't me!" HINT THERE.
Kai: Stahp.
Firetail: Your obviously the one to blame! (dies of laughter)
Jay:(snickers)
Kai: STAHP.
Firetail: Okay...okay...! START LE PLAY...OR SUMTHIN'
*START*
Cole: GUYZ I have terrible news.
Zane: What is it, Cole?
Cole: Kai got run over by a bus.
Garmadon:(starts clapping frantically like a five year old, followed by everyone else)
Jay: CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES COME ON
Kai:*sniff* you guys are mean...
Firetail:can't resist...must...must...hug...
Kai:*cries*
Firetail: gr...I CAN'T TAKE IT I'M NOT A MEAN PERSON... (Hugs)
Kai:(hugs back)
Firetail: Your...making...me wanna cry...*bawls*
Jay:*whispers* awkward...
Firetail:he's huggable...okay...okay...that play was terrible. Now...n...now...Okay It's hot in here.
Nya: well Kai just hugged you...you know...fire?
Firetail: Oh. WHALE THAN. Next dare... Hey Kai? I think you need some tissue. There some in the bathroom
Kai:*sniff* okay...(leaves)
Firetail: Okay guys, next dare. Trick Kai into thinking Nya's dead (Flutters, Zane, and Jay can be sobbing histerically to make it more believable), have Nya dress up as a ghost and 'hunt' him for being a horrible brother. This can go on for as long as I please. Well...I feel bad for the guy... probably not much...maybe a bit more. (deep evil crazy laughter, then dramatic inhale.) Yeah, never mind.
Kai:(comes back)
everyone:(looking at Nya, who is playing dead. Zane and Fluttershy, are in a corner...crying. Of course, Garmadon pinched them a few times. XD )
Kai: wha...what happened?
Jay: Nya died.
Kai: what? how?
Jay: she...she...*bawls loudly*
Kai:(runs over, but Nya isn't there playing dead like before.)
(unseen, Garmadon uses his "back to life" mega weapon to turn Nya into a ghost.)
Nya:(comes back) Kaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiii...(moans)
Kai:huh? Nya?
Nya: I have come to haunt you...you've been a terrible brooooooottttthhhhheeeeerrrrrr...(moans)
Kai: (shivers) stop...please...
Nya: I need to tell you something...that I never told you before in my...life.
Kai: what...?...
Nya:(Leans in) I...am...alive!
Kai: WOAH WAT
Garmadon:(turns her to normal)
Nya: It was a set up silly! And your an okay brother...sometimes
Kai:WHEW THANK GOSH
Firetail:Next dare. Zane, imitate a celebrity. For the fun of it, Let's do SEVERAL CELEBRITIES
Zane: um...okay c:
Firetail: I'll decide. JUSTIN BEIBER
Zane:*high pitched voice* BAYBEH BAYBEH BAYBEH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Firetail: Snooki!
Zane:...you're kidding right?
Firetail: No.
Zane: *jersey accent* IT'S JERSEY SHOOOOORE WE KILL YOUR BRAIN CELLS C:
Firetail: Tobuscus! (he counts, right :) )
Zane: NUGGET BISCUIT NUGGET IN A BISCUIT
Firetail:...Pitbull!
Zane: DALEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Firetail:We could go on forever. :) Next dare, Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash, switch personalities!
Rainbow Dash: *calms tone* oh...i'm weak...I...just want to talk to animals...I want to hug mah boyfriend...both of us CRY ALOT
Fluttershy: Oh...um...*energizes tone* I want you guys to shut up...I don't like it...when...you...*squeak*
Rainbow Dash: /)_-
Firetail: And one last thing...Zane I'll let you answer this one. It's the last one from Random Ninja Wizard Girl. Ooh! Ooh! Did anybody see me among the Zane fangirls? Did you? Did you? I was the one who was filming the whole thing! :D
Zane:yes...yes I did. Thank you for saving that "wonderful" moment...(looks mad)
Firetail: Yeah, some of those people were savage. Unlike Random Ninja Wizard Girl. YAH CAN'T LOVE HIM SO MUCH YOU MURDER HIM MY GOSH.
Zane: It...was...scary...
Firetail: Wow...lots of you must be on a vacay! That was all the dares! I have an idea...Zane. Describe EVERYTHING that those fan girls did.
Zane: OH GOSH I don't wanna talk about it...okay then. So...There was one of them, who wanted to rip my arm off.
Firetail: that's not FAN GIRLING. THAT'S TORTURE.
Zane: That was more terrifying than anything.
Firetail: I have one thing to ask...you oiled yourself didn't you.
Zane:...yeah... (blushes)
Firetail: X3 Heheh...lol. I guess that's it! BYE...GOODBYE...BYE!