Note- I HAVE HAD TO WRITE THIS SO MANY TIMES. YOU KNOW WHEN YOU'RE ALMOST DONE WITH A DOC, AND YOU ARE LIKE *yayz so close to done!* WELL... THEN YOU PRESS SOMETHING, AND IT DOESN'T SAVE YOUR WORK? THIS HAS HAPPENED TWICE FOR THIS ONE CHAPTER! I WAS ALMOST DONE WITH THE LAST LIST! Plus, my sister writes stories for Ninjago, and hates the show. WHAT IS WITH THAT? She says it's stupid... T-T *Those feels...* But this was SO HARD to finish. I was up at 12:00 this morning working on it, and it deleted. worked 2 hours on it at six, and it IS MY COMPUTER A TROLL? That's why I need to save half way through the ENTIRE THING. There's a life lesson -_- you don't know how many times THAT saved my butt. Of course, half that was lost, but at least I had some. A certain one I remember was "I'm Not That Evil." I didn't save the last part. BUT, I saved halfway through, so I was safe. This story, however, is much longer, and redoing doesn't sound as good as when you first make it. BUT YEAH I AM SO FLIPPING MAD. Thanks guys. ~Firetail
Firetail:Sup homies! Let's start with a HILARIOUS message from Random Ninja Wizard Girl. Yeeehaw! You're welcome Zaney Rainy! *smirks* It was QUITE the pleasure. Oh, and by the way, it's already gotten more than a million views on Youtube.
Everyone but Zane: LOLLOLLOLOLOLOL *Enter the LOL face here*
Zane:*blushes*
Firetail:OKAY OKAY I CAN'T BREATHE XD I'm so sorry...! (hugs zane)
Fluttershy:*kisses him X3*
Firetail: Gotta admit. That was too funny...! (i laughed at this comment for...what, 3 minutes straight?) Couldn't help it!
Cole: WE HAVE TO USE THIS
Firetail: NO COLE. STAHP.
Cole: XD
Firetail: OKAY GUYZ DON'T BE A JERK ABOUT IT (FUN FACT- I think it's really funny when you help embarrass my favorite characters. AKA, Zane and Garmadon. It's pretty funny.) NOW WITH TEH DARES Lloyd, Are you a Hardcore gamer? You kinda seem like one. If you are, play Halo in one of those world-wide rounds. (They are TOUGH. Trust me on this.)
Lloyd: X3 YAY HALO!
Firetail: (funfact- I love playing this with my cousins, but it's not my game, so idk much about it. I NEED TO GET IT... Another fun fact- I am eating sesame chicken. have you ever thought, "what part of the chicken am i eating?")
Lloyd:(plays halo)
Firetail: BTW Your dad would OWN YOU. He is amazing at video games. Okay, next dare is for Jay. Hug a giant teddy bear at a toy store. And wear a propeller hat!
Jay: (Goes wearing a propeller hat and hugs bear)
Shoppers:...0-0
Jay: IT MAKES ME FEEL YOUNG. DEAL WITH IT. (Leaves)
Firetail: OH I LIKE THIS ONE KAI. You know that kiddie ride at the supermarket? You know, the horse one? Ride it (pretend to be SUPER MEGA excited) and see how many weird looks you get.
Kai: 0-0 kay...(goes and rides horsie!) WHEEEWWWWW OH YEAH THIS IS...THIS IS FUNNNN HOLY- JUST...JUST...HOLY CHEEZ ITS THIS IS AMAZING HOW DOES IT DO THAT WOAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Kid: MOMMY LOOK AT THAT MAN
Mom:No honey, just keep walking away...
Kai:(comes back)
Firetail:Nya, Talk to a banana in public as if it were a real person. Now, YOU'RE GOING TO THE MALL
Nya:(goes to mall with banana) HEYYY BANANA YOU'RE MY BFF GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURL...WELL...IF THAT'S HOW YOU FEEL...(Peels and bites banana and throws it on the floor) THERE YA HAPPY? YA HAPPY NOW? STUPID BANANA...
Shoppers: GO BACK TO THE MENTAL HOSPITAL!
Nya:(comes back)
Firetail: Now she has one question. Dash, do you get dizzy when you do a sonic rainboom?
Dash: It feels more like you got thunder clapped in you ears when you successfully do one.
Firetail: :/ Now from MadelineTravis9...WOAH Can't read that first one again... 0-0 woah. Okay, JAY KNIFE SONG
Jay:(has knife) Oh, I have all my fingers, the knife goes chop chop chop
If I miss the spaces in between, my fingers will come off
And if I hit my fingers, the blood will soon come out
But all the same, I play this game, cause thats what its all about
Oh, chop chop chop chop chop chop chop
Im picking up the spe-OWWWW HOLY-OMIGOSH
Nya:DID YOU CUT UR FINGUR AWF?
Jay:no...i stabbed my finger ^.^'
Firetail:(gives him bandaid) :) there yah go... now...Zane has to...curl his hair?
Zane:That's not even possible...!
Firetail:Yeahh...hm. At least try.
Zane: -_-
Firetail: Here's just one question from Alyssa the Dovahkiin. Do any of you like Teen Titans? WELL, I didn't like the old series to much, but of course, I was really young (like what, 3?) when I saw it. The NEW series...IS AMAZING. I LOVE IT.
Everyone else: WUT. WUT IZ U SPEAKIN' OF.
Firetail: nothing, nothing. Now for a SECOND list from Random Ninja Wizard Girl! Thanks for that support! Of course, Zane probably hates you for life now...
Zane: NO I DON'T SHE'S GOOD SHE DIDN'T RIP MY ARM OFF...let's face it. She behaved.
Firetail: mmmhm. First dare is for Cole. Do a Yodeling concert at the mall.
Cole:okay...(goes to mall, and yodels in the Food Court)
Shoppers: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Cole: Jerks. (leaves)
Firetail: Next, Put on a play where Kai dies a tragic death. That does for everyone.
*LE PLAY STARTS*
Cole: GUYZ KAI GOT HIT BY A BUS AND DIED
Jay: DAAAANG THATS TRAGIC
Cole: YUP
Everyone:*clap clap clap clap clap* WHOOOOO YEEAAAAH
Kai:*sniffles*
Firetail: MUST...MUST...
Kai:*cries*
Firetail:MUST...HUUUUUUUUUUUUG! (Hugs Kai, and he hugs back)
Firetail: aw...
Cole: Hey, I thought you HATED Kai!
Firetail:I'M NOT A DEVIOUS PERSOOOOON! *Cries too*
Jay:...awkward... yo
Cole: That play didn't turn out so good...
*LE END OF PLAY...MAYBE...I GUESS.*
Firetail:oh...um...Kai? Why don't you go get some tissue.
Kai: okay...(leaves.)
Firetail: Okay guys, here is the next dare. Trick Kai into thinking Nya's dead (Flutters, Zane, and Jay can be sobbing histerically to make it more believable), have Nya dress up as a ghost and 'hunt' him for being a horrible brother. This can go on for as long as Firetail pleases. And Idk if I want it long, I feel bad for the little guy.
Kai:(comes back)
Jay:(literally crying. the thought of her dead did that ;/) KAI...NYA DIED
Kai:w-w-what?
Flutters and Zane:(crying. If you can give a good reason on what happen to make them cry,you are a genius. )
Garmadn:*unseen*(uses "back to life" mega weapon to turn Nya into a ghost)
Nya: KAIIIIIIIIIII...*Moans*
Kai: What? who said that?
Nya: IT'S...YOUR SISTERRRRRRR...
Kai: Nya?
Nya: I'VE COME...TO HAAAAUNT YOUUUUU...FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIIIIIFEEE...
Kai: WHAT? T-T WHATTTT?
Nya:(turns back into human) no, silly! I'm alive! *insert fat derp face here*
Kai:...dared to right?
Nya: YURP.
Firetail: Hm. Zane, imitate a celebrity. Here. WE'LL GO FARTHER THAN OOONNNEEEE! Do...JUSTIN BEIBER!
Zane:*in very high voice* BAYBEH BAYBEH BAYBEH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
Firetail:PITBULL!
Zane: DALEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Firetail: JENNIFER LOPEZ
Zane: DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY~
Firetail:..UHM UHM UHM SIMON COWELL
Zane: THAT'S RUBBISH
Firetail: OKAY OKAY that was good XD LAST DARE! Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash, switch personalities!
Dash:*softens her tone* OH I'm weak...i just wanna talk to animals...
Fluttershy:*energizes her tone* I...um...I like the wonder bolts! X3
Firetail: That's all! How was that game lloyd?
Lloyd: HARD. -_- VERYYY HARD -_-
Firetail: well. BYE!
Note- Hey guys! I have a YT And 2 DAs! Youtube- Dragonstarandfrofree Official Deviant Art- Crystalthepegasus Extra Deviant Art- Zanetehnindroid And has anyone heard of Sanjay and Craig? It's not that bad to be honest! :3 Bye! Peaceout! Send as many dares as you like!