BTRLoganLover77: Hehe yeah, I can be a bitch like that ;) Drunk Kendall was definitely...interesting, to say the least XD Thank you so much for your review!

RandomWriter23: Decapitated pandas...yeah...cause that's normal O.o Jk girl, you know I'm the most like, fucked up person out there! HAHA YES I'M SAFE YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE I LIVE MMMMHM YUP I'M ALL GOOD SO HA. Hehe just kidding I LOVE YOU. James was ADORABLE in that last chapter...like the perfect older brother, I guess :) THANK YOU FOR YOUR REVIEW, MY LOVE.

thesandbar: See now if I didn't know you, I'd be SO fucking scared XD BUT I LOVE YOU SO IT'S COOL AND I UNDERSTAND, DARLING. James would be like, the sweetest older brother...WHOA STORY IDEA BRB GOTTA WRITE THAT DOWN EXPECT THAT SOON ;) Yeah, poor baby wanted to date her and she's like HAHA YEAH NO. Psh. And YES YOU HAVE IMFUCKINGAWESOMEITIS IT'S LIKE THE COOLEST DISEASE EVER, YO. Have I mentioned you're awesome yet? Cause you are ;) And not just cause you review, hehe.

BravesGirl16: Yeah Kendall really screwed up back there...he'd better fix that. Thank you for your review and I'm so glad you love the story!

kensare: Haha I know exactly what you mean! XD Thanks for the review!

BTR-maslow-luv97: Yeah Kendall was a little uh...off there. *HINT HINT WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE COUGH READ THE CHAPTER COUGH COUGH* Whew, I got a cough drop, I'm all good now ;) Now if I get my Kendall to curl up with, I'll see what I can do to provide you with a James ;) Who, by the way, is the CUTEST older brother...figure! Lol. Thank you for your review!

Psyche Griffin: Lol that was great XD I'm sorry it's been a while since I updated. I didn't really get the right...feel, I guess until now. But here it is! Thanks for your review :)

Kaleigh: Yeah, I hope that's not Kendall. It just doesn't seem right. But James was so cute and sweet! Thank you for your review!


"Please tell me you're not going to faint again," James chuckled lightly as I sat up.

"Shit," I groaned. "Feels like I got hit in the head with a brick."

"Well no, but you did get acquainted with the floor."

"Lovely. Now what the fuck is wrong with Kendall?"

"I'm not really sure," James shrugged and looked away, clearly in deep thought. "I mean, he's an idiot when he's drunk, but he's never pulled something like this before."

"So?" I prompted.

"I really don't know," he sighed. "We'll try and figure it out when he gets up. In the meantime, you, my darling, should probably get some sleep. Natural sleep, not one that comes with fainting."

"Shut up!" I giggled. "It was justified."

"True, true," James laughed. "Are you ok to sleep in your room? Or do you want to join me on the couch?"

"I think I'm ok," I nodded. "Yeah, I'll be fine. Goodnight, James. And thank you."

"No problem, Kara," he smiled at me. "Night."

I gave him a little wave before walking to my room. I paused at the door and turned on my heel, then ran back down the hallway and into James' arms.

"Whoa, what happened?" he laughed.

"I just wanted to say thank you and I'm sure you don't want to hear this and I'm sorry if it hurts you but you're like the really amazing brother I never had and you're so sweet and everything I'm just not into dating right now and I'm really sorry for having to hurt you like this and-"

"Kara." James squeezed my shoulder. "Breathe. It's ok. I uh, I kinda figured that out," he smiled. "But I'm still gonna keep trying."

I laughed and shook my head. "I should've seen that one coming."


"Mother fucker." I heard someone groan and shot out of bed. I guess Kendall's awake.

I padded across the hall and into his room, where James was already sitting on his bed. He patted Kendall's stomach playfully. "Rise and shine, sleeping beauty."

"Fuck off," Kendall muttered.

I faltered at the door and Kendall raised an eyebrow at me. "What happened last night? Why do you look so scared? Did one of those fuckers touch you? I'll murder them all!"

"Ken-"

"Which one? What'd he look like? I don't give a fuck, they're all going down."

"Kendall," I tried again.

"God, the lot of bastards. They don't even know you and-"

"KENDALL!" James smacked him upside the head and made him face me. "It was you last night, idiot."

"It was me? What does that mean?"

I took a hesitant step forward. "Do you not remember?" Kendall shook his head and I moved closer. "You were really drunk last night, and well-"

"Basically feeling her up," James finished for me with a grimace.

"Oh god, I did that? Shit. I'm so sorry, Kara. But..." He trailed off and turned to James, confusion written all over his face. "I'm usually just stupid when I'm drunk, not horny or whatever shit I was."

"Yeah," James muttered, scratching the back of his neck. "I was thinking the same thing."

"So...what happened?" I asked them.

"I don't know," Kendall sighed. "I can't remember any of it. The last thing I remember is getting a drink, and then that's it. Nothing after that."

I turned to James, my eyes wide. "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

James' jaw was locked and his eyes were burning with rage. "Yeah. Someone fucking roofied my best friend."


"James, stop!" I pleaded, hanging on to his arm.

"No Kara," he said sternly, continuing to storm down the road as if I weighed a pound. "I'm gonna find the motherfucker that did this, and when I do...they're gonna wish they were never born."

Hot damn.

I'm not getting in the way of that.

James banged his fist on the door of the fraternity repeatedly until someone opened the door. "Sup man?" the idiot greeted us with a grin.

"I'm looking for the motherfucker who roofied my best friend last night. And don't even bother telling me no one has access to that shit, because I sure as hell know you fuckers do. So let's go. Bring him out to me."

"Well fuck, man. Alright. I think I know who you're talking about. I'll get him." He walked down the hallway, yelling out "Sexybeast Harris!"

"What kind of nickname is that?" I whispered to James.

"Dumbass nickname for a dumbass man. Can't wait to see this guy."

"Here he is."

Sexybeast Harris. In the flesh.

Lovely.

"Hey Kara," What'shisface Harris grinned. "Haven't seen you in a while."

I rolled my eyes and turned away in disgust. How'd he even figure out my name?

"Leave her out of this," James growled. "I wanna know why you roofied Kendall last night. The fuck was the point of that?"

He shrugged. "I had my reasons."

James crossed his arms and stared him down. "That's not gonna cut it. You'd better have a good explanation as to why I shouldn't pound your face in."

"You think I'm scared of you, Maslow?" he sneered.

James let out a throaty laugh, then resumed glaring at him. "I'd be worried if you weren't, Harris."

"You wanna come at me, motherfucker?" he challenged. "I already fucked up her relationship with Schmidt- you the slut's new boyfriend?"

James looked ready to jump him so I stepped in front of him. "Kendall and I are fine," I said calmly. "And no, he's not my boyfriend. I don't have a boyfriend right now. If that was your reason for drugging Kendall, then you're fucked up."

"Don't have a boyfriend, eh?" He leaned against the doorframe and smirked. "Well that makes my job easier."

"I'm really ready to kick your ass," James snarled, "so you'd better tell me what you mean."

The dumbfuck turned to me with a pout. "Aw, you don't remember me? I went through so much to get to you. Although, Kendall did leave my friend with a broken nose. But whatever, that's collateral damage."

"Y-you sent that guy to the park that day?"

"Just like I invited them over that night."

Just like I invited them over that night...Harris...makes my job easier...don't have a boyfriend...

"N-no," I stuttered, my head swimming. "No, it can't be."

"Believe it honey, cause I'm back. And this time, I'm not leaving without you."

"No," I whimpered. "Not again."

"Not again?" James muttered. He stared intently at me before his eyes widened and he turned back to the man in the doorway. "Hold the fuck up! You're Colin?"