Firetail:Hay! This is the Ninjago dare show! I guess this is one dare...idk lol. But I have a message from Raven from teen ... mer... Gawd... Kai... as my... Fave... character... from... Teen Titans... ohmahgawd... jgywjysgyfuciygviugvkjhvouygluyfluyfkuhvluhvkuhvlu yvoytc oytfpyfof*passes out* (after I wake up) KAI! DON'T YOU SAY A WORD, I REPEAT, W-O-R-D, ABOUT RAVEN'S CAPE! *slaps... hard* I will seriously tell her to come kill you! *points finger at him accusingly* (I can't call her in real life, tho... I wish I COULD... T-T) Well,... that makes me want to... JAY! GO DRESS UP AS STARFIRE AND YOU HAVE TO TALK LIKE HER FOR 7 CHAPTERS! *points finger accusingly at Jay*Can Waven (Raven) come? Pwease? Fwuttershy (fluttershy) and Wainbow Dash (rainbow dash) came... So can Waven? (Seriously... she is my favorite character!) Se (she) alsow (also) needs to put Kai in his pwace for saying hew cape is weiwd! (Weird)
Firetail:Okay...so ...7 chapters is a pretty long time...And I'll think about it. Lots of you like teen titans. But remember. I can't do everyone. This IS a ninjago dare how after all. But, i will let you dare Raven for only one chapter. Just for now.
Jay:(gulps) 7...CHAPTERS?
Firetail:(shrugs) Come to think about...Zane talks like starfire XD
Zane: -_-
Jay:okay. :/ (This is way to long. Will it be okay if it were only 1 chappie? I want the lovable goofball...)
Firetail: Next two are from , what happened to your mom?
Cole:...she...she...ate something I cooked. (Cries)
Firetail:(hugs Cole) awwwww poor coley! Next, Everyone has to say one thing they like about Kai, AND THEY HAVE TO SAY IT LIKE THEY MEAN IT, because I can tell the difference. :P
Jay:Oh yeah gotta talk like star fire...THE..UH...HIS WONDERFUL...UHM HIS...HAIR.
Firetail:Star fire jay is going to be the most annoying thing I have ever experienced. But, Kais hugs are nice.
Zane:...uh...he's..uh...sometimes...he tells...good jokes?
Firetail: You don't have a sense of humor.
Zane:uh...so...he's...a good friend ^-^
Cole: NO FOR REAL HE IS MAH HOME BOIIII!
Garmadon: He gives me someone to annoy.
Firetail: :P
Nya:He's my brother.
Wu:He is my student...
Firetail:okay then. Now a dare list from MadelineTravis9! Jay, make a machine that multiplies you, and break it so it keeps makin clones and copies of you.
Jay:yes, I guess I could. (Makes one rather quickly, starts it up, then breaks it, making many copies of him and won't stop.)
Fireail:Reminds me, guys. Please stop with the Teen Titan dares. It's getting annoying. so for ONLY the next chapter, RaBen can be dared. After then, stop. Please. I like teen titans and all, but please don't.
Jay:What am I going to do with all of me's?! (breaks his star fire character)
Jay #43:LET'S GO DIE!
Jay:#67: YES. LET'S!
Jay:Guys! No! I can't let you die!
Jay #976:He's right. We are alive. It is a gift.
Jay #421:Let's still jump off the cliff!
all:YEAHHHHHH!
Jay:Go ahead. -_-
all:(jump off a cliff)
Jay:well then. (Gets back into his star fire character)
Firetail: :/ Cole, act Emo.
Cole:(cuts himself) Awwww heck, WHY DID I DO THAT
Firetail:... Kai, watch Cabin Fever 2.
Kai:uh..okay?
(a few hours later..)
Kai:EWWWW EWWW EWWW DX
Firetail: :3 aww. Now...a GREAT list from GoAheadIDareYa! First, Cole, tell us hout your cooking lessons from Gordon Ramsay went!
Cole:HE CUSSED AT ME MORE THAN I HAVE EVER HEARD! It really was a kitchen nightmare...
Firetail:XD Kai, watch dora for six hours and give a basic summary on the show.
Kai:WHAT WHAT
Firetail:there's the Tv room. It's hot a comfy couch in there so...you'll be comfy.
Kai:okay...(Goes into room, and dora comes on)
Firetail: Nya, you must stay in a closet with pythor. He may do anything he wants, exempt eat you. (pushes them both in the closet and turns on a hidden camera)
Nya: (rolls eyes)
Pythor: (farts)
Nya:Yugh! Let me out!
Firetail:...okay then. Zane flip on your humor switch. (Note- Did ou know that I am always listening to pop music while writing my dare stories? Rigjt now, it's Macklemore's new song X3 )
Zane:well, alright. (flips it on)
Firetail:Watch this guys...Zane, guess what?
Zane:What? :D
Firetail:WENIS. (Note- a wenis is the skin on your elbow -_-)
Zane:(laughing so flipping hard)
Firetail: :/ see that. Garmadon, you have to dress up like Polly pocket :|
Garmadon:WUT
Fluttershy:how 'bout the high tips from last time?
Garmadon:YES they light up :3
Firetail:Kay then...
Zane:(still laughing)
Firetail:Zane it wasn't hat funny.
Zane:XD
Firetail: :/
Garmadon:(Comes back) This is the worst thing I have ever experienced...other than ponies.
Firetail:Jay, build a machine that can shrink people, so we can shrink Garmadon!
Jay:okay!
(Later)
Jay:(finishes and shrinks Garmadon)
Garmadon:!
Firetail:AWWW! SO KAWAII!
Cole:(picks him up by the shirt) Haha!
Garmadon:(bites Coles finger)
Cole:oww! Hey isn't his saliva poisonous?
Garmadon:Yes. It is.
Cole:HOLY-
Firetail: Wu, you have to act like Garmadon's teenage self.
wu:okay...this'll be easy. He was just like ones today.
Firetail:Really? Like...GANGSTA?
Wu:um..well, yeah. he was rapping before it was cool.
Firetail: 0-0 woah.
Wu:okay...SUP BRUH WHATCHA DOIN? SIKE. WHY THE HECK WOULD I WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU WERE DOING, BRUH?
Firetail: 0-0 WHALE THAN.
Kai:Gomes back from watching Dora)
Zane:HAY KAI GUESS WHAT
Kai:what?
Zane:(giggles) WENIS!
Kai:eww...that didnt sound right.
Firetail: now give us a summary.
Kai:a girl who tries to teach you simple Spanish, while a monkey follows her around.
Firetail:...um...yeah. Zane is goin flipping INZANE bacau se of that one word i said. That humor switch really does work.
Jay:YES QUITE!
Firetail:(opens closet and holds nose) You guys can get out now.
Pythor:(slithers out)
Nya:(flops out)
Firetail:Yugh...Nya have you been blowing it up in there?!
Nya: /)_- Take another guess.
Firetail:...don't blame it on pythor!
Pythor:(snickers)
Nya: :|
Zane:...wenis :D
Firetail:(turns off Zane's funny switch)
Zane:agh. My head hurts...
Garmadon:(gets his regular clothes on and turns back to normal size)
Fireatail:(hugs Garmadon) That's all we have for today! Bye! (Note- these are normally done and published by 11:30 or 12:00 Pm eastern standard time.)