Note:You are on Orochimaru's squad when he was a child, Sarutobi is your sensei. Tsunade and Jiraiya are all so included duh . And your eyes are now light blue and whenever you get angry or upset they turn dark blue, you keep your tail hidden but your ears remain seen. So please enjoy
(Yukikos' pov)
You snuggled closer to a form that was cold as ice but felt good against your warm skin, you opened your eyes to see thirteen year old Orochimaru. His buried into your chest with a smirk on his face, "Oro-kun I know your awake." you poked him on the head. He mumbled something and put his head in the crook of your neck and started to suck on it, you held back your moan and poked him again. "No..." he mumbled again "Orochimaru I mean it!" his eyes opened "Fine...I was having a good dream too." you blushed "Of what?" he smirked and rolled over, "You." "Perv..." "Me Nee-chan? Never." he pulled you over to him and sat you on his stomach. You two now slept in his parents bedroom since his bed was no longer big enough for you two, "Yes you are, I can hear you moan out my name in your sleep" he blushed slightly "I do not" you gave him a peek on the lips "Yeah ya do." he sighed "So what if I do?" you rolled your eyes "Get up little kit." he tapped your butt slightly "Pervy snake." "Feh snakes cannot be perverts, when they like something they see. They like that one thing forever." you smiled "Oh really?" "Yes." "Ok fine, your not a perv." "Cool now if you don't mind, let me up!" you giggled and got off him. "Thank you." he rubbed his eyes and yawned "Aw, your so cute." you kissed his nose, "Why thank you." he smirked. He went into the hall while you went in the bathroom, you started to brush your teeth when something slipped down your leg. "Huh?" you looked down to see blood coming down your leg "AGH!!".
(Orochimaru's pov)
You walked out of the room to find some break fest when suddenly Yukiko screamed, 'Shit now what?' you rushed back to see she was still in the bathroom. "Nee-chan you okay?" "GET TSUNADE!!" "Why?" "JUST DO IT AND TELL HER TO BRING YOU PADS!!" "Um ok.." I put on my yukata and ran out the door to Tsunade's place. I knocked on the door and she soon came into view "Oh, hi Orochimaru!" "Hi um, Yukiko-chan needs help." "Help with what?" "All she said was bring pads..." she gasped "Poor thing!" she ran back into the house 'Poor thing? what's wrong with her anyway?' she came running back with a bag and grabbed my hand "What's in the bag?" "NO QUESTION'S MORE RUNNING!".
We finally got back to my house, she just ran inside with me behind her "Where she at?!" I pointed to my parents room. She walked in and knocked on the door "Yukiko-chan it's me Tsunade." Yukiko opened the door and let Tsunade in but you couldn't see anything, "Hey I wanna know too!" this had me very curious now. They started talking but sadly I couldn't hear, Tsunade came out with Yukiko who had a huge blush on her face "You okay now?" she nodded really fast "Ok then..." "Orochimaru!" "Huh?" "Yukiko-chan is well lets say a women now and she'll be very moody for the rest of the week" you looked at Yukiko and blinked "I don't get it." Tsunade sighed and handed me a box "Hm?" "Just read it." I read it and alot of stuff didn't make any sense "I'm afraid I don't get it" Tsunade slapped her forehead "Go find Jiraiya" "Why?" "Just do it so you can understand." Yukiko waved at you. You sighed you really didn't want to see him today, "Fine I will".
(Jiraiya's pov)
I was asking around for a date since I was way to afraid to ask Tsunade out, I was checking this one girl out when a cold hand touched my shoulder "I DIDN'T DO IT!!" I fell flat on my face. I looked up to see Orochimaru "What do you want snake boy?" he sighed "I have a name fool." "Yeah and so do I!!" I got up in his face "Get out of my face fool." "Not until you stop callin' me a fool!" he sighed "The only reason I came to find you was because I have a question concerning Yukiko-chan...Jiraiya." "Alright ya said ma name! oh and what's the question bout the lil cutie?" he hissed "Okay okay I'll stop sayin' that." "Good now answer my question!" "You haven't asked it yet..." he looked down "I knew that..." I sighed "Come on what's the problem?" "OK Yukiko-chan was in trouble this morning I went to get Tsunade, she helped fix the problem .But I don't get the problem." "Go on, go on." "Tsunade said she was a women now and she would be moody the rest of the week, so whats wrong with her?" I couldn't hold in my laugh and it burst out. "I knew I shouldn't have come out here." "I'm sorry! it's just so funny that you don't know what's wrong with your own girlfriend!" "SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!!" "Not yet anyways" I smirked "Feh okay what's wrong with her?!" "Oh yeah that! well her problem is that she's on her period." "Period?" "Yes it's like puberty for girls." "What happens during a period?" "The girl bleeds." "Hm? from where? I didn't see any blood on her." I blushed a little bit. "It's not really meant to be seen..." he looked confused "OK they bleed from below the waist if ya get my point." "From there?" I nodded, he blushed like crazy "I didn't cause it did I?" I laughed my ass off. While he growled "I'm serious Jiraiya!" "No you didn't, like I said it's puberty for them. Unlike us." "Then why did Tsunade say she's a women now?" "Alright come here." I whispered everything I knew about that part and...
(Yukiko's pov)
"You get how to do this now right?" I nodded "Cool now all we have to do is hope Jiraiya didn't screw up Orochimaru's mind." I giggled, suddenly the door was slammed closed and Orochimaru rushed in "YOUR PREGNANT?!" I almost fell over while Tsunade glared at Jiraiya who as smirking "Jiraiya, what did you tell him?!" "Mainly everything." I laughed as Orochimaru panicked. Tsuande and Orochimaru glared at Jiraiya "WHY YOU STUPID LIL-" they cracked their knuckles and advanced towards him, "Now wait a minute guys...". But of course they didn't listen, they punched him until he was almost unconcious "YOU STUPID FOOL YOU MADE ME WORRY FOR NOTHING!!" Orochimaru yelled "YOUR SUCH A FREAKIN' PERVERT JIRAIYA!!" Tsunade yelled at him as well. You laughed 'These three are so funny when their together'.