Firetail: HEY EVERYONE! I have an announcement. I'm okay with a few truths. But, truths are still not allowed. I want you to tone it down. It's not everyone. It's one person. Not saying who, and they probably didn't know, but I've had lots of dares sent it. That's good. But, to this one person, I can't have THAT many questions. I'm sorry, but I can't work on this all day. I have 3 fan fictions to update including this one, and I try to update everyday, but that is WAY to much to work with. I can do a few, but all of those is too much. I have like, 16 other dares for today. So, without further a do, lets get started. And by the way, it's confusing how to spell Dareth or Skales's name. In both a book and closed captioning on tv, It is spelled, SCALES. I always thought it was with a K. Plus, it looks cooler. :D Dareth, is very confusing. I'm going to have to keep looking. BUT LET'S KEEP GOING! NOW FOR SOME DARES FROM A GUEST! Skales and Pythor must eat a ton of veggies.

Pythor: Disgusting!

Skales: Are you ssssserious?

Firetail:(gives them a plate of vegetables) I'm sure you'll like the corn. It's buttery :D

Skales: hm. Probably wouldn't hurt. (eats corn whole and hacks and coughs)

Firetail: Skales!

Skales: I'm fine...the corn is HARD!

Firetail: You don't eat it like that! You eat off of it!

Pythor: (noms) it's hard...sssssimply too hard.

Firetail: hm...let's try some uncooked baby carrots...

Skales:(noms) HOW DO YOU HUMANSSSSS EAT THIS STUFF?

Firetail: Well, me and Zane are not particularly human, neither really is Garmadon...and we eat vegetation. And hey look, i'm a lion/dragon. I'm eating vegetation. And Kozu, yeah he don't eat veggies.

Pythor: Thissss is revolting.

Firetail: What's revolting is what you did in the closet yesterday.

Pythor:...point taken.

Firetail: Eat ALL THEM VEGGIES! XD Next dare, Garmadon and Misako, 7 minutes in heaven.

Garmadon:OH HECK YEAH, BABE GET IN THIS CLOSET (shoves Misako in closet and get in with her and shuts teh door X3)

Firetail:...I don't think I can trust him with our content rating.

(7 minutes later...)

Firetail: ALRIGHT get out of the closet.

Garmadon and Misako:(flop out of closet, blushing.)

Firetail: 0-0 Now, Misako and Wu, 7 minutes in heaven.

Misako and Wu: (get in closet)

(seven minutes later)

Firetail: Seven minutes up.

Misako and Wu: (come out) That was boring.

Firetail: Jay and Nya, your turn!

Jay and Nya:(go in closet)

(ANOTHER. SEVEN. MINUTES. LATER)

Firetail: GET OUT.

Jay: Wow. That puzzle was more fun than last time.

Nya: Porcupine Parade! 4,000 pieces! (If you know where this came from, you are a genius.)

Firetail: :/ Kai has to sing Tobuscus's I Can Swing My Sword! I was waiting for this one!

Kai: Do you like my sword, sword?
Sword, my diamond sword, sword

You can not afford, 'ford
Ford, my diamond sword, sword
Even if you could, could
I have a patent!

No one else can make a sword
Exactly in this manner, manner
Welcome to my manor, manor
I ca ca ca canna canna

Swing, swing, swing my sword, sword
Whenever I get bored, bored
I can swing my sword, sword
I can swing my sword, sword!

Once I hit the floor boards
But I had it restored
And it was expensive
But it was a write off!

Swinging is my business
And by that I mean swinging swords
you can not not ignore
Do you like my sword?

Ha!

That was retorical
You know I am the oracle
I know you like my sword
It's made of freakin' diamonds

If you don't you're lying
But that would be fine
Because it is awesome
And you're probably jealous!

I can swing my sword, sword
Cuz I am the lord, lord

Lord of diamond swooooorrrrrddddssssah!

Firetail: ^.^ Now Cole and Lloyd...sing Safety Torch :D (Instead of saying tim, it says Lloyd X3)

Cole:Look at little Lloyd,Lloyd, sleeping so soundly.
WAKE UP LLOYD, WHAT IF THERE'S A MONSTER?!
Don't be scared, Lloyd, or he'll eat you.
Monsters smell fear.
Lucky for you, I got a
SAFETY TORCH!
Put it on your porch, make a
SAFETY PORCH!
Put it in the hallway.
SAFETY TORCH!
Scare the monsters away.
SAFETY TORCH!
That'll be 50 bucks.

Lloyd:But my house is on fire.

Cole:Lloyd, Lloyd, things are looking grim grim,
But lucky for you you,
I have come with a solution!
It's your lucky day!

SAFETY WATER!
Put it in a bucket.
SAFETY WATER!
Pour it on the fire!
SAFETY WATER!
Maybe make a bubble bath.
SAFETY WATER!
First one's on the house.

Lloyd:Ha ha ha. I see what you did there. First one's on the house.

Cole:Ha ha ha, yeah. Just the first one though, but it took quite a few,
so those, plus all the safety torches.

Lloyd:No!

Cole:So that'll be... let's just call it... 500 bucks.

Lloyd:I don't have 500 bucks!

Cole:Oh, that's fine! I'll bill your parents. (Garmy won't be very happy :/ )

Lloyd:NO!

Cole:Thanks for your time, go on back to sleep. Have a good night.

Lloyd:My parents are gonna kill me.

Firetail:THAT WAS GREAT! Now for...some...truths. From Raven from Teen Titans. And yes, I know that's you alyssa. I went to your page X3 Btw guys, no one can be killed on this show. Sure eaten, but they'll live. Okay...all the questions. no time to copy and paste. Raven, just give me answers in order.

Raven:(in her gloomy voice) sure... Starfire, terrible, fine, nobody, yes, stupid, VERY stupid, they're idiots, no, yes, and yes.

Firetail: 0-0 no more reviews like that, i one is from a guest. Lloyd! You get to break dance! And...I'll pick location...In Mcdonalds. This is gonna rock.

Lloyd:(goes to Mcdonalds with a boombox and plays some rap music, and breakdances)

People: Wat the...

Manager: Get. The. Heck. out.

Lloyd:(leaves :( )

Firetail:This one is from Ninjacow. Now skales. Eat Lloyd.

Skales: Yessss! Sssssomething other than your filthy vegetation! (Eats Lloyd)

Garmadon and Misako: 0o0

Skales:*burp* Excuse me ^.^

Garmadon:...hey Misako? Wanna go back to the closet?

Misako: Please.

Firetail:Next one is from Ninjagosbiggestfan. Jay and Kai have to sing "looks like I got me a friend" from the movie The pebble and the penguin, with Jay as Hewbie and Kai as Rocko. Hm...Idk what this is. ...WHAT IS THIS. It looks cute tho X3

Kai and Jay: Look how we get along together, I think it's great the way we blend, You've tried to be as tough as leather, But now I see that's just pretend, We'll find our way through stormy weather, Just you and me right to the end, Hey buddy, looks like we're two birds of a feather, And, gee, it looks like I got me a friend, Now you go

Look how we get along together (You are incredibly annoying), I think it's great the way we blend (You're like a bone stuck in my throat), You've tried to be as tough as leather (This isn't something I'm enjoying), But now I see that's just pretend (I should have left you on that boat), We'll find our way through stormy weather (You want a friend? Go find a snail!), Just you and me right to the end (Or better yet, Killer Whale!), Hey buddy, looks like we're two birds of a feather (Don't call me buddy!), And, gee, it looks like I got me a friend (Uh uh! Not me!), Now you try!

When you're a rebel you're a rebel (you really like me, just admit it), You don't go finding friends to like (Alright, I'm gonna hold my breath), Why don't you pack your blasted pebble (Quit it, admit it!), And take yourself a healthy hike! (But you know, you're gonna cause my death!), They don't have penguins up in Juneau (It's getting dark...), Why don't you go and start a trend! (G-g-g-goodbye Rocko), Alright then! I kinda sorta maybe you know... You mean you like me? A little, You mean it? Don't push it! Oh, looks like I got me a friend!

Firetail:...BEAUTEOUS. This one is from Jean. Kozu or Garmy can bully Kai around. Poor Kai...WELP. GARMY IT IS. GARMY...GARMY? WHERE DID HE GO?

Zane:*sigh* He's in the closet.

Firetail: -.-' Garmy!

Garmadon:(opens door) WAT WAT WAT?

Firetail: Bully this dude.

Garmadon:(looks at kai for a while, then just slaps him)

Kai:(whimpers)

Firetail: Um...close enough? (hugs kai) well then. Next, is a dare from Thenewninja. Kai has to watch Barney for 5 hours.

Kai: Why me? T-T (Goes to a room and watches barney)

(5 hours later)

Kai: 0-0'

Firetail:...Kai?

Kai: I will never think of dinosaurs the same way again.

Firetail: Now for a list from GoAheadIDareYa! Jay, use that machine from last time to shrink Pythor, and put him in actual rubber polly pocket clothing! (reminds me of my pythor paper child on my DA Account X3)

Jay:(shrinks pythor and puts him in the rubber clothes)

Pythor: This is very uncomfortable, I must ssssssay!

Firetail:But ur adorable! :3 Next one is for Nya! : Sneak a photo of Slenderman into Sensei's sandwich. Here is the sandwich. Kinda messed up, sorry. [#\] Haha! Yay they even sent us the sandwich!

Nya:(sneaks a photo in and gives the sandwich to wu)

Wu:(eats) Ugh that tasted nasty.

Firetail: Wu, you ate slender man.

Wu: WHAT. WHAT. WHAT IN THE BUTT.

Firetail: um...yeah...moving on...This one is for Cole. kiss Rachael Ray. Don't worry, she is MUCH nicer than Ramsay.

Cole:(kisses her)

Firetail: awkward...i guess. WU. ACT LIKE YODA. HECK YEAH.

Wu: Hmmm Mean you are.

Firetail: Nag,nag,nag. Garmadon, act like dora! :D

Garmadon:(stands still for a while, then goes up to Zane) WHERE'S THE MOUNTAIN?!

Zane: I...i don't know, man.

Garmadon: I SAID, WHERE IS THE MOUNTAIN!?

Zane: I don't know!

Garmadon: WHERE! IS! THE! MOUNTAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIN!?

Zane: IDK!

Garmadon: Oh. There's the mountain!

Zane: 0-0

Firetail: That was wonderful. LAST DARE. Zane, Print your full name clearly on a sticky note and stick it to the back of the strictest person you know.

Zane:(grabs a pen and clearly writes his name IN PRINT on a sticky note and then looks around)

Firetail: What is the purpose of this dare anyway...OH RITE. IT'S RANDOM. AND RANDOM IS GREAT. SEND SOME RANDOM THINGS LIKE THIS PEOPLE XD

Zane:(puts it on Garmadon) Can I go home now?

Firetail: yeeeeeee Nope. BYE GUYS!

Garmadon:(is slouched over and just looks at Zane with an evil look, but doesnt do anything)

Zane: XS