firetail:HAAAAYYYY! Just wanna thank you for giving me all these dares, and for helping me get to the 20th chapter! Here's a few things about me- favorite songs for now- Thrfit Shop, Blurred Lines, and Ceiling Can't hold us, and Radio songs always remind me of Garmadon...hm. Favorite Ninjago Characters- Zane, Skales, and Garmadon. Favorite dare given so far- I think I'm going with Garmadon acting like Ice King. That one was good. Favorite video game- Super Smash Brothers Brawl! :) Planned last Dare Ninjago story- Probably 50 th chapter, or...100th chapter. Idk yet. Just maybe. So...THANK YOU ALL! I have a YT and a DA A. Well guys. Youtube- Dagonstarandfrofree (this account is old, but I still post and use it.) Deviant art- (official page) Crystalthepegasus. (backup) Zanetehnindroid. Okay...I talk ALOT on here don't I? Let's get started. Froster6 wants to see which ninja can hold itheoretical laughter longest while being tickled.
ninjas: Oh gosh
(Firetail tickles them all, jay laughing most) Hmmm Cole you win.
Cole:YAY.
Firetail:STATS! Cole has 1 point Next contest is from Amberdiamonsword. Dareth vs Zane, who can listen to tobuscus "I can swing my sword" the longest? (puts headphones with the song playing) I love this song! 3
(TIME PASSES...)
Zane: C:
Dareth:(throws headphones on the ground) this is lame.
Firetail:...okay then! STATS! Cole and Zane have one point! Hm...this one is also from Amberdiamondsword. How about a fart/tickle contest?
all:Ewwwwww
Firetail:I have had enough tickling for these two chapters...and yeah I know it's disturbing. I guess I have to choose the victim. I was private mars sagging Thenewninja about this, (I had no clue who to use) and they suggested...ZANE and I suggested FLUTTERSHY!
All but flutters and Zane:THIS IS GONNA BE GOOOOOD!
Zane and flutters:(blushing) Oh...dear...um...no...
Firetail:Wait...Zane can you even do that?
Zane: Do you really think I'd want to explain that?
Firetail:um...no...
Fluttershy:is this nesessary?
Firetail:Wouldnt want to upset your fans, now would you? They want you to be brave..!
fluttershy:oh...um...I...uh...
Firetail:(opens Zane's panel)
Zane:uh...what are you doing?
Firetail:(looks at all the switches on panel)
Zane:(squeaks)
Firetail:...
Zane:it's uncomfortable...
Firetail:(flips a few switches, making Zane go a little crazy, but flips them all off) hm...
Zane:...
Firetail:what does this button do?
Zane:That controls my vacuum tube.
Firetail:What if I press it?
Zane:I advise you not to...
Firetail: :I
Zane:...
Firetail:(presses anyway! *trolololololol...*)
Zane:(farts?)
Firetail: Lol! found it!
Zane:(blushes)
Firetail: Fluttershy?
Fluttershy: Um...*squeak*
Garmadon:HERE. (Picks up fluttershy) Just squeeze her.
Firetail: oh...(Grabs flutters and squeezes)
Fluttershy:...
Firetail: Maybe I'm not squeezing hard enough.. (squeezes harder)
Fluttershy: Ow...
Firetail: Whoops. Well, Flutters, you give up...?
Fluttershy: Um...yes...
Firetail: OKAY! Stats- Cole- 1 Zane-2! So far, Zane's winning. And thank you AmberDiamondSword! I luv cookies! And...sorry Zane ^.^ At least you got a point...
Zane: -.-
Firetail:(hugs Zaney) Okay...next... a list of competitions from Ninjagosbiggestfan. Kai vs Cole: They have to play puncheees and see who wins (And yes, I watch regular show) I LOVE REGULAR SHOW!
Kai:(punches Cole)
Cole:(punches Kai)
Kai:(punches Cole)
(LATER...)
Cole:(Punches Kai)
Kai:(holding arm) That's it. I give up!
Firetail:Well then. STATS! Cole and Zane are TIED! (Hides everyone except jay and lloyd in a different room) Next, Jay vs Lloyd, who can play a better prank? READY SET GO...(brings everyone else back)
Jay: (hides under the couch...in which Pythor is sitting on...)
Lloyd:(goes in a room and hides one arm in his shirt, and fake cries)
Garmadon: IS THAT LLOYD? (Runs to the room) LLOYD ARE YOU OKAY?
Lloyd: Dad, I cut my arm off...(forces himself to cry)
Garmadon: What?! How'd you cut off your arm?
Lloyd: *sniff* Well, I hid my arm, in my shirt. (pulls his arm back out)
Garmadon: Don't scare me like that again! That was SICK!
Lloyd: XD
Jay:(yanks pythors tail)
Pythor: What? Who's there?
Jay:(peeps from under the couch) HI!
Pythor:(screams)
Firetail: XD I think Lloyd won! STATS- Lloyd- 1 point. Cole and Zane- 2 Next, Zane vs. Nya: Who fights better?
Zane:*gulp*
Firetail: Zane, you fight more than her!
Zane:You can't hit a girl...
Firetail: Dude, you've been learning from the WRONG masters. You CAN hurt a girl...
Zane: oh.
(time passes, i hate fight scenes.)
Firetail: Nya wins!
Zane: don't hurt me...
Firetail: Lloyd and Nya with 1, Zane and Cole with 2! Last one on ninjagosbiggestfan's list, Garmadon vs. Pythor..who's more evil? Hmm... Let's settle this, by letting you guys talk about how evil they are, and just watch them fight...
Pythor: At least I know what I'm doing...
Garmadon: AT LEAST I HAVE LEGS.
Pythor:*gasp* YOU TAKE THAT BACK
Garmadon: NO.
Pythor: UM...UR STUPID
Garmadon: I'M NOT STUPID
Pythor: YES U ARE
Garmadon: NO I'M NOT! UR STUPID
Pythor: I MADE UR SON THINK I WAS HIS FRIIIIIEND IT GROWS IN YO FAMILY DON'T IT?
Garmadon:WELL...YOU DIED.
Pythor: oh.
Firetail: Garmadon...wins? okay, Lloyd, Garmadon, and Nya have 1, and zane and cole have 2. Next is a competition list from GoAheadIDareYa. First, Jqy vs. Kai, who can eat the most hotdogs?
Jay and Kai: OOOH YES (OH MY GOSH I RLLY AM EATING HOTDOGS RITE NOW)
Firetail: Blah blah blah, go.
Jay and Kai: OM NOM NOM BARLHHSG JOJ DNJFDNFMS OM NOM NOM
(Time passes...)
Firetail: KAI U WIN Stats- Garmy, Lloyd, Kai and Nya have one, cole and Zane have 2...next, Cole vs. Zane: Who can give the best comedy routine about Hot Pockets? Well, I think this is what you're talking about- video-clips/siqxe7/stand-up-jim-gaffigan-hot-pocke t-
(ZANE AND COLE DO THAT ROUTINE ...ZANE WITH HIS FUNNY SWITCH ON TROLOLOLOL)
Firetail: yeah Zane wins... -Kai, Lloyd, Garmadon, and Nya have 1, cole has 2, Zane has 3. MAN IF ZANE WINS, THE NEXT DARE SHOW WILL BE BOOORRRRIIIING. Next one... -_- Lloyd vs Misako, who can read the most boring book?
Misako: OH I LOVE BOOKS.
Lloyd: NO WAY!
Firetail:...Misako wins. Blahblahblah not putting stats, im rushing myself. Garmadon vs. Wu, who can do spinjitsu longest? READY SET GO WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Garmy and Wu:(spinninnigngnigin spinininiinnniiiining they are flipping spinning...the more i say it the more retarded it sounds.)
Wu:(falls) Uhhhh Im gonna be sick...
Firetail: Well, don't get sick on the floor old man.
Garmadon:(snickers)
Firetail: So far, lots of people have one, Garmadon and cole has 2, zane has 3. NEXTTTT oh gosh. This one is...terrible... SKALES AND PYTHOR LISTEN TO BEIBER THE LONGEST WITHOUT DYINNNGGGGG!
All:(gasp)
Both:(listen...)
Pythor: I LIKE IT
Skales:(passes out)
Firetail:(picks up skales) awwww okay...stats are same, just Pythor has been added to the one point group. Okay...Next ones are from Random Ninja Wizard Girl. Cole vs. Zane: Dance Contest! Well...
(blah blah you know who wins it's obvious. ZANE.)
Firetail: There is NO WAY anyone is winning against Zane how the heck is this happening? I wanted Garmadon to win actually, that would have been fun!...
Garmadon: YOU GOT THAT RIGHT DALEEE (Pitbull reference?)
Firetail: Skales vs. Pythor: Who can eat the most tacos in 5 minutes RERDUR, SURT, GURRRRRRRRR
Both:(NOM NOM NOM There is no way Skales can manage that.)
Firetail: PYTHOR WINS BLAH BLAAAH Nya vs. Jay: Video game contest
Jay: BRUH.
(Jay wins...WONDER WHY)
Firetail: Um...well...Zane is the host for the next chapter!...well. Didn't see that coming. Well, I AM AVAILABLE TO DARE okay, now. I am SO confused with dares now, so. If you sent in a dare during the contest submission, then I'm sorry. I can't use it. There where some funny ones though. BUT. I AM AVAILABLE TO DARE! GIVE ME SOME! YAYYYY AND N DARES FOR ZANE, BTW. HE'S DARE FREE FOR ONE CHAPTER!
Zane:(blushing)
Firetail: So, remember what I said, AND SEND ME DARES! Remember, the other people (except zane) are still available. SO. DARE US NOW! I'll hst you in chapter 22! bye guys!