Zane:um...hi. ^.^ This is dare ninjago! Um...i'm looking through these reviews...and...they're odd...WOAH. Firetail this one is for you.
Firetail: Oh, thank you. (reads) Oh. Sorry. I stopped looking at the dares after i posted that, and I don't blame you because you wouldn't have looked...
Zane:um...Firetail?
Firetail: yeah?
Zane:I'll let you have a moment.
Firetail:(hugs) Okay...don't think I can't defend myself, i breathe fire and have a flame of ice on my tail. I'm not going to say anything tho. I HATE talking back, I have the capability, but I decide not to. This is a friendly story, it's just here to make you laugh. But...guys. This story is getting the point where there are to many dares. They have started FLOODING in. It was a PAIN to make the last chapter. It took me about 3-4 hours. So, yeah...it's a surprise I am still writing this, and i've FINALLY had my first hate comment! YAY!
Zane:Um...A-hem?
Firetail: What?
Zane:(signals something)
Firetail: Oh...sorry!
Zane:(reads through reviews and shows one to Firetail)
Firetail: NAW BRUH you made it! The point was to make contests with their favorite character! lol. That's enugh, just read the reviews, and we'll do 'em.
Zane:um...i'm...a little shy...
Firetail:(hugs)
Zane:(hugs back)
Firetail: dude, your girlfriend's name has the word shy in it. Well then...
Zane:Okay...um...this one is from AnnaJulien...Firetail, you were dared to eat a banana. Wow, I had that exact dare...and ur last name is mine...?
Firetail: WASSUP WITH BANANAS? GUYS REALLY? But okay! XD (Eats banana)
Zane: Um...next is a dare list...from...Kiaflame. Jay...stare at a bright light for...10 minutes.
Firetail: Zane, you are too shy!
Jay:(stares at bright light) :D
Zane: Lloyd has to say "Evil wins, i quit this ninja business"
Lloyd: haha! u said it!
Zane: -_-' You have no clue.
Lloyd: EVIL WINS! I QUIT THIS NINJA BUSINESS!
Zane:Um...Kai, you have to shoot yourself.
Kai:(gun to head...and... *SHOT*)
Zane: D: What have I just witnessed?
Firetail: Zane, remember, you're a therapist, so calm down.
Zane: Okay...okay... That was scary... Cole, kiss someone random, and run away.
Cole: (kisses Skales right on the mouth)
Firetail: EW. EW. EEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYEWWWW.
Everyone: OHHHHHHHHHHH (Regular show reference)
Cole:(runs)
Skales: HEY I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
Zane:...These next are from a Guest. General Kozu must eat chicken nuggets, and tell us how it tasted in stone-warrioran
Kozu: -_-'
Garmadon: I got this, I'll translate.
Kozu:(eats a buttload of chicken nuggets)
everyone:...
Kozu:(speaks in foreign language) (FUN FACT- I watch TV with closed captions...I like it ^.^ And they say Kozu just speaks "foreign language")
Garmadon:(listening) uh huh...yeah...
Zane:(waits.)
Garmdon:Well, he used some words...that...aren't available for our...content rating...in other words, they're terrible.
Kozu:(speaks foreign)
Garmadon: Who made them?
Cole: Me. T-T
Garmadon: WELL. YOU IMPROVED. HE DIDN'T THROW U-
Kozu:(runs to the bathrom)
Garmadon:...never mind.
Cole: D:
Zane:next...he has to..um...teach us how to speak in that language.
Kozu:...
Zane:You speak English...I've heard it before.
Kozu: Yeah, I know. BUT WHY.
Zane:(shrugs)
(MANY HOURS OF LECTURING LATER...)
Kozu:Got it?
All:maybe...?
Garmadon: Say what you said about the chicken nuggets.
Kozu:(speaking foreign)
all:(gasp)
Garmadon:Well.
Zane: Um...last on the list...kozu must dance gangnam style for as long as he can.
Kozu:(starts doing gangnam style)
Firetail: Hey Zane, remember what happen last time...?
everyone else:(murmurer and giggle)
Zane: That was not funny...
Firetail: I'm sorry! It kind of was!
Zane: -_-'
Firetail:(hugs) (uh...right now i'm watching "Can of Worms" and sensei was like.. "NO DIBS" And I thought of "Dibs" icecream, and I was like "But Dibs taste good...")
Zane:uh...(blushes) Lat dare list is...from...AnnaJulian...Everyone play Minecraft and see...who...um...lasts longest.
Everyone: OKAY!
(LATER)
Firetail: Garmy, I had no clue you where good at Minecraft.
Garmadon: What did you think I do in my free time?
Firetail: Huh...
Zane: Nya, eat a banana.
Nya:okay...(Whispers) stupid banana...this is what you get for being mean at the mall...(noms)
Zane:um...ah...um...Cole...you have to eat cake...with a spoon.
Cole: i HATE spoons! XC
Zane: Kai...watch 30 hours of...Elmo's World.
Kai:ugh. (goes and watches elmo's world)
Zane:Jay, make something...really awesome...then blow it up.
Jay: awww but...MY TWO FAVORITE THINGS! Decides video games...
Zane:...Next, Wu, throw all of your tea in the bounty into...the...water.
Firetail: Zane, you are too shy. -_- I'm shy...but LOOK AT ME NOW (No for real I can't go up to a counter at mcdonalds to get an extra ketchup. STILL.)
Wu:(throws all tea off) T-T
Zane: Um...Garmadon...you have to eat this apple pie...
Garmadon: What's wrong with it?
Zane:Probably nothing...(squeaks)
Garmadon:hm. (noms)
Zane:...
Garmadon:(burps)
Zane:...Excuse you. Moving on, Misako, throw all of your scrolls into lava.
Misako: :( (throws them in lava)
Zane:Um...and Dareth, you have to fight a cow.
Dareth: BRING IT COW
Cow:MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (Charges and hits dareth, sending him flying)
Dareth: AGH!
Zane: ._.
Jay: OKAY TIME TO BLOW THIS UP!
Everyone:(stands back)
Jay:(makes it BLOW UP with tons of DYNAMITE)
Zane:um...that was fun... ^.^
Cole: DONE WITH THE CAKE.
Zane: spoons... :3
Cole: STAHP. I HATE SPOONS.
Zane: Over your fear of dragons and snakes...now you have a fear of spoons?
Cole: HEY. You are scared of dirtiness, and improper manner
Zane:(squeak) Um...that's it!...um...bye...!