Firetail: Hm...mmmhm...oh...uh...hm...
Zane: Firetail? is something wrong?
Firetail: Oh..um...hey...zaney... I'm a little worried...
Zane:um...well...what is it?
Firetail: I..think...we are losing fans. Wonder why?
Zane: What? that can't be true!
Firetail: Zane. Look at how short our chapters are.
Zane: 0-0 Oh...
Firetail: Yeah, some people don't even read the certain messages i put in certain chapters, so sometimes I look at reviews and say "WHERE THEY EVEN READING?"We have 4 reviews that followed the rules this time... um...maybe I shouldn't do specials?
Zane: wait...is this camera recording?
Firetail: OH MY GOSH! It wasn't supposed to be...what if the fans see it?...
Zane: See? you have fans, Firetail... you are just getting greedy.
Firetail: You are right...thanks zane. (hugs)
Zane: (squee!)
Firetail: Okay...guess it's time...
Zane: Yes...it is... uh... a day late?
Firetail: Probably because I have to take off Tuesdays, and didn't upate for 2 days...omg my gosh.
Zane: stop. it. now. please.
Firetail: Don't. talk. like. that. it. sounds. like. you. have. asthma.
Zane: Stop.
Firetail: STAHPPP...
Zane: (adjest camera) hi people!...
Firetail: ugh... HAY PEOPLE...! UM...YEAH HI.
Zane: (whispers) are you fogetting how to do this?
Firetail: no... Um.. OAKYEUFEFEWFNWENOP...GUYS. PLEASE. KOKLDSD. Okay...you were supposed to send in dares for Garmadon.. and uh...heh. um...
Zane: That's it. Firetail, i have to help you. (drags her by the tail and walks off)
Garmadon: (watches as the list of dares falls out of Firetail's paws, and takes it off the ground) Uh...I guess I should do these... (looks around the empty studio, not noticing the camera was still on) From...AnnaJulien...I have to eat a banana. Simple enough. (eats) Hm...
Camera guy: Um...hehe...you realize the camera i-
Garmadon: Shut your doughnut hole. I do what i want...
Carmera guy: but... um...
Garmadon: OKAY! I have to drink 10,000 bottle of syrup in one gulp...from Una Farenheit. Umm...is that even possible? WUT DOO YEW THANK CAMERUH GEYE?
Camera Guy: Um...scared?
Garmadon: yeah well...I'll see how many...
(um...later)
Garmadon: (burps) uh...57...okay...no more...i can't uh... sticky...
Camera guy: Really you might want to know-
Garmadon: (burps) shush...I don't (burp) care... okay.. next...I gotta prank call someone. :D
Camera guy: oh...
Garmadon: (calls Pizza Hut) HAI! (The following is the same thing my sis did when we did a video on fake prank calls, except garmy aint faking)
Phone: Hello this is Pizza Hut May i take your order
Garmadon: How do i order...?
Pizza hut: Well, what size pizza do you want?
Garmadon: Uhhh I'm a large :3
Pizza hut: you're a large...? Um...well, what do you want on your pizza? like your toppings?
Garmadon: Um...OOOH! Have any sparkles? (derpderp)
Pizza Hut: Of course not!
Garmadon: You don't have sparkles? what kind of t shirt place are you?
Pizza Hut: This is a pizza place! order a pizza!
Garmadon: Oh well i want one pizza... I'm allergic to cheese and tomato and bread so...
Pizza Hut: ? (hangs up)
Garmadon: ahahahahah...!
Camera Guy: ummm...
Garmadon: NO! SHUSHABOO! Next... I have to pour a bowl of icey water on a mucley tough guy. Um...where would i find that...?
Camera guy: A local gym.
Garmadon: (gasps) DON'T YOU EVER SAY THAT WORD!
Camera guy: Gym?
Garmadon: I SAID DON'T SAY IT! That is so horrid! All the sweaty guys... on the death contraptions... Ew...
Camera guy: uh...okay..?
Garmadon: (goes and dumps the water on the guys head)
guy: (turns around) 0-0
Garmadon: (blushes) uh...hey...
Guy: thanks it is hot in here... POP TAMELES IM SWEATING WOO! (You have no clue how many times i have heard people say that)
Garmadon: uh...kay? (leaves) NEEEEEXT...! From Ninjagogirl01, I have to hang upside down and sing poker face...?! for as long as firetail pleases..
Camera guy: DO THE WHOLE SOOOONG!
Garmadon: your lucky i memorized it. (sing the whole thing sitting upside down on the couch XD )
Camera Man: Gosh, you have some voice there! IT'S GORGEOUS
Garmadon: o...m...g SHUT UPPPPPP! Next...oh last one...from Ninjagosbiggestfan...I have to be locked in the closet with Jay yammering in my ear the whole time... but he's not here!
Camera man: (gets jay and locks both in the closet)
Jay: HEYGARMADONHOWAREYAH?GOOD?OMGIHAVESOMUCHTOTELLYOU! ITRIEDTOMAKECOFEEFORNYABUTTHENITSPELTANDIHADTOCLEA NITUPSOILICKEDITOFFTHEFLOORANDGOTINSANELYHYPERHEHE HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHDEE ERPTHENIWENTANDTRIEDTOMEDITATIONWITHZANEBECAUSEICA N'TSEEMTOCALMDOWNANDLOLIFARTED!ITWASSOFUNNYIDIEDLA UGHINGANDHELEFT...
Garmadon: (slams head against wall)
Firetail:um...looks like we are done... did we get all that on film?
Camera man: what did you think...?
Firetail: THANKS CAMERA MAN DARETH I SHOULD GIVE YOU A RAISE!
Dareth: ;)
Firetail: NEXT...SEND IN DARES ONLY FOR ZANE THIS TIME! THAT'S IT! BYE!