Firetail: UMMMM HAAAAYYY GUYYSS... um...yeah...um...well...
Dareth: Do you really have any annoucments?
Firetail: No...I really don't...I don't think...um... well... I think i'm taking Garmadon as my cohost because he's just a BAD BOI :3
Dareth:...?
Firetail: eheheheheehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehe OKAYYY THENNNN... ZANE HERE'S YO DARES BYE! (leaves)
Zane: Well...okay then...um...eheh..
Dareth: Come on bro, we don't have all day 0u0
Zane: First on is from Random Ninja Wizard Girl...Hey! why do you keep calling me that?
Dareth: NO NO KEEP THAT NAME I LIKE IT!
Zane:... -_- okay, i have to saranade fluttershy in public. Easy enough.
Dareth: LET'S GO TO THE MALLLLLL!
Zane: okay...(finds fluttershy and takes her with him)
Fluttershy: um...what are we doing?
Zane: (shows her the list)
Fluttershy: Aw, they still call you that?
Zane: That's not it...! the dare!
Fluttershy: oh... (giggles)
Zane: (sings a sexy love song ;) )
Fluttershy: (squeals in delight) i love you zane! (kisses him)
Zane: :) (goes back to dare room) next.. i have to...give Jay a present with a bomb in it. Um...that's mean.
Dareth: (brings Jay in)
Jay: HAY! Bro, why do you have a present in your hand? (takes it)
Zane:um...Jay?
Jay: whut... (present blows up)
Dareth: (pushes Jay out)
Zane: Now i must play a prank on Lloyd. That's mean...
Dareth: (brings lloyd out)
Lloyd: (runs up to zane and hugs his leg) Hi Zane!
Zane: oh...um...hi ^.^
Dareth: (signals zane to go on)
Zane: uh...you ought to...take a nap...
Lloyd: (takes a nap on a bed in the back?)
Zane: (puts lloyd's hand in a bowl of warm water and leaves) I feel so dirty right now...and i do not like it...
Dareth: (snickers)
Zane:...okay then..uh...next, I have to play chess against a world champion chess player. Odd...
(bleg bleh chess champion wins :3 )
Zane:...monologue on my life. WELL
(few hours later)
Zane: and so...The end :3
dareth: (snoring...and then wakes up) HUH WAT? Uh...uh...yeah, I like corn too...
Zane:... Next dare is from ninjagogirl01. I have to meditate on a dog for as long as I can stay on it. 0_0 wat?
dareth: (gets a dog) HERE YOU GO!
Zane:...how am I going to do this..?
(two hours later)
Dareth: (asleep)...
Zane: (falls off...THIS WAS A LAZY DOG MAAANNNN)
Dareth: HUH WHAT
Zane:...next is a list from haleytherainbowtaco. Haven't heard that name in quite a while. I have to dance with a Barbie doll. You guys hate me.
Dareth: LOLOLOLOLOL...
Zane:(ballroom dances with it then throws it at a wall) THERE NEXT...go outside and roll around on someone's lawn. How mature... (I love your dares!)
Dareth:...who's lawn?
Zane: FLUTTERSHYS!
Dareth: EHEEHEHEHH
Zane: hi flutters! I have to this dare real quick.
Fluttershy: that's fine! :)
Zane:(rolls aroun on her lawn, then leaves...)
Dareth: XD
Zane:(changes his clothes then comes back) bad thing was she has good grass so it ruined my suit...next, Go to McDonalds and complain that someone peed in your Coke. See how long you can argue with the cashier! (Coke provided! lIIIIIIIIl- ) WHAT IN THE -
Dareth: AHAH OHHH MY GOSHHH
Zane: (goes to the counter at McDonald's) um...excuse me...
Guy: yes, what may I help you with?
Zane: yeah, um...someone peed in my coke..!
guy: ahaha...I'm sorry sir but we can't help you with that.
Zane: WELL it was...someone that made the coke, here at the restraunt.
Guy: wait what?
(an hour later)
Zane: so I want my money back.
Guy: sir I'm sorry but we can't do that.
Zane: ...(leaves) OH WOW.
Dareth:AHAHEHE
Zane: from ninjagosbiggestfan, I have to be stranded on a desert with Lloyd. NOOO-
(3 weeks later)
Zane: ( running from Lloyd)
Lloyd: WHY DID YOU EAT MY SHIRT!?
Zane:(shuts the door and locks it on him, breathing hard) maybe he knew I was the one who made him wet the bed. Now I have to eat a banana. (Noms the banana :3 ) OKAY...next is from a guest. I must meditate in a lake of BOILING hot water for as long as I can. (Goes to the lake, and firetail is there waiting)
Firetail: hey Zane Rainey! You ready?
Zane: have you been watching?
Firetail: of course! Dareth has been taping you! Now... (breathes fire into the river) good luck! (Hugs him and leaves)
Zane:(quickly gets in, squealing slightly)
dareth: this'll be interesting...
(meditation is meant for you to forget the world around them, so he shouldn't notice how hot the water is...but five minutes later...)
Zane:(squeals and swims to shore quickly) OH GOSH IT BURNS EHHK
Dareth:...(both go back to the room)
Zane: good gosh, you guys are getting better. Next is from MadelineTravis09. I have to eat a banana, while trying to sing to "Everypony Smile" by Pinkie Pie hanging upside down on he monkey bars. Oh gosh I hate that song...
dareth: ehahahahabgebehehsksososwo
zane :(does, keeping a straight face the entire time) every...FREAKING PONY...smile err...ugh...
dareth:...
Zane: ugh...next...is from Jacetheace. (By the way, me and random ninja wizard girl call Zane "Zanet rainy, and I call Lloyd shawty. As in shorty, but pronounce it shawty!) I have to name my falcon Starfire. That's stupid. It already has a name!
Dareth: what is it?
Zane: Falcon 0u0
Dareth:...
Zane: ill name it Starfire, BUT ONLY FOR A WEEK.
Dareth: aheheheh...
Zane: I have to use the mega weapon to change garmadon and the ninja into serpentine. How is this a for me...?
Firetail: well here they are!
Zane :(changes them to serpentine) okay there
Firetail: okay then...now we have to leave bye!
Zane: well...(breathing hard) that drained my energy... Ill have to plug myself into the wall soon... Okay... Thy was the Last one.
Firetail: (comes in) Next is fires for only Jay! JAY ONLY! JAY I SAY! Okay, good bye now!